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Forum: Chit Chat 11-02-2007, 08:27 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,150
Posted By SSH
Your biggest wish ever is not corrupted. However,...

Your biggest wish ever is not corrupted. However, THAT was your biggest wish ever.


I wish it could be Christmas every day
Forum: Chit Chat 10-22-2007, 05:12 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,150
Posted By SSH
Everyone simultaneously gets a "long" from those...

Everyone simultaneously gets a "long" from those SPAM genital enhancement emails, makes the spam barons immensely rich and hence rule the world and make reading spam messages compulsory.

I wish my...
Forum: Chit Chat 07-06-2007, 02:29 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,150
Posted By SSH
After spending some "quality time" with your...

After spending some "quality time" with your superfast bionic arm, you die of friction-burn related injuries...


I wish I could beat the 5th mission of Xeno Tactic
Forum: Chit Chat 07-04-2007, 04:04 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,150
Posted By SSH
Your hatred of the daleks is reciprocated and...

Your hatred of the daleks is reciprocated and they exterminate you


I wish I was obscenely rich
Forum: Chit Chat 07-02-2007, 02:53 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,150
Posted By SSH
Bim! You arrive at work and find no-one there....

Bim! You arrive at work and find no-one there. You sit there all day on your own until receiving an email at the end of the day asking you how the office move went.


I wish the garage would...
Forum: Chit Chat 06-02-2007, 11:50 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,150
Posted By SSH
*pchow* You dream of having your own teeth ...

*pchow* You dream of having your own teeth


I wish I weighed 2 stone less
Forum: Chit Chat 05-25-2007, 02:35 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,150
Posted By SSH
Funnily enough, this morning I have a full...

Funnily enough, this morning I have a full Inbox...
Forum: Chit Chat 05-24-2007, 11:38 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,150
Posted By SSH
*brrrrrrrreeeeiiii* After you die at 23:59,...

*brrrrrrrreeeeiiii*

After you die at 23:59, tomorrow is really nice and sunny

I wish that everyone on the forums would send me pictures of themselves naked
Forum: Chit Chat 05-24-2007, 07:04 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,150
Posted By SSH
*pppp* The girl of your dreams asks YOU out...

*pppp*

The girl of your dreams asks YOU out on a date, but in your confusionyou though she was asking if you'd eat ketchup with dates and reply "Ewwww, that would be disgusting"...


I wish...
Forum: Chit Chat 05-23-2007, 06:57 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,150
Posted By SSH
*bdoing* The entire US track team stop and hence...

*bdoing* The entire US track team stop and hence fail to get any Gold medals at the next Olympics


I wish that bullsie had more self-esteem ;)
Forum: Chit Chat 05-23-2007, 03:38 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,150
Posted By SSH
* bwbwbwbwbw* Tomorrow you are free, and as such...

* bwbwbwbwbw* Tomorrow you are free, and as such are purchased for use as a sexual slave by Sylvester Stallone's mother

I wish that suddenly everyone decided they DIDN'T want the Holy Land
Forum: Chit Chat 05-23-2007, 12:20 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,150
Posted By SSH
* biddley biddley bloop* The Queen waves at you...

* biddley biddley bloop* The Queen waves at you very slightly

I wish that the best things in life were free
Forum: Chit Chat 05-22-2007, 01:18 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,150
Posted By SSH
*A ding ding ding ding diding pscht Bedom bohm...

*A ding ding ding ding diding pscht Bedom bohm bom bom bom bom bom bom booourhm bedom bedom*

You are at Jelena's house and are shot as an intruder

I wish everybody would obey me without question
Forum: Chit Chat 05-16-2007, 02:08 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,150
Posted By SSH
*ptoing* We have world peace and everyone dies of...

*ptoing* We have world peace and everyone dies of boredom


I wish we could discover aliens so that the world could unite against a common enemy
Forum: Chit Chat 05-15-2007, 12:39 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,150
Posted By SSH
*ecky ecky f'tang* You have 4 arms... an Uzi, a...

*ecky ecky f'tang* You have 4 arms... an Uzi, a Flamethrower, a Sarin bomb and a Hydrogen bomb. The USA invade your country and kill everyone.


I wish that the UK would win the next Eurovision...
Forum: Chit Chat 05-14-2007, 09:53 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,150
Posted By SSH
* pipipipipiiiiii* You have a working oven on...

* pipipipipiiiiii* You have a working oven on your very flammable desk...

I wish that Aberdeen manage to qualify for the UEFA cup this year
Forum: Chit Chat 02-22-2007, 01:59 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,150
Posted By SSH
*chipichop* You get up at 7am and have to wait in...

*chipichop* You get up at 7am and have to wait in a queue for 3 hours to get your coffee and croissant.

I wish that this stupid software I'm testing would just work!
Forum: Chit Chat 02-21-2007, 01:33 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,150
Posted By SSH
*zing!* Your truck explodes into a million...

*zing!* Your truck explodes into a million pieces, none of which end up in a ditch

I wish for a free ham and swiss cheese croissant to magically appear on my desk right now
Forum: Chit Chat 02-20-2007, 01:46 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,150
Posted By SSH
*ping!* Your groceries are handed to you free,...

*ping!* Your groceries are handed to you free, but they are all past the use-by date and you die of food poisoning


I wish I could make women go weak at the knees with a glance
Forum: Chit Chat 02-14-2007, 07:35 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,150
Posted By SSH
*barup* You CAN be queen of the world, as long as...

*barup* You CAN be queen of the world, as long as you organise a worldwide revolution aimed at introducing a planetary monarchy... or just kill everyone except yourself.


I wish for a million quid
Forum: Chit Chat 02-14-2007, 03:20 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,150
Posted By SSH
Too bad you didn't actually make a wish. But...

Too bad you didn't actually make a wish. But thanks for telling me what you'd like.

I wish *I* had a lifetime supply of bottles of eternally fresh, cold lemon Nestea. Not Diet.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-13-2007, 04:49 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,150
Posted By SSH
*xzxzxzxzx* Everyone switches to Linux, including...

*xzxzxzxzx* Everyone switches to Linux, including old mainframes that are not supported on which banking details are held, etc. So the whole economy collapses and crawls to Bill Gates door to come...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-13-2007, 02:16 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,150
Posted By SSH
*bbbbbbbwwwwbbwbwbw* It was, but they just...

*bbbbbbbwwwwbbwbwbw* It was, but they just decided not to tell you until you were commuting... HAW HAW!


I wish that I got paid £0.01 every time someone clicked a mouse somewhere in the world
Forum: Chit Chat 02-12-2007, 08:02 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,150
Posted By SSH
*chkfing* You can rewind, but you can only view...

*chkfing* You can rewind, but you can only view the rewound part, not edit...

I wish that I had a six-pack
Forum: Chit Chat 02-12-2007, 05:36 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,150
Posted By SSH
*bazing* I run away, but drop the trophy again :(...

*bazing* I run away, but drop the trophy again :(



I wish this thread doesn't turn into the ZOMG! Not a three-word story thread...
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