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Forum: Chit Chat 04-24-2010, 12:32 PM
Replies: 1,085
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*BAM* Your feet can now fit into these...

*BAM*

Your feet can now fit into these (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/213/501815713_eefaa86b19.jpg). Too bad you'll need to be carried around from now on. Enjoy yourself, Cinderella.


...
Forum: Chit Chat 04-19-2010, 10:29 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,162
*meh* You suddenly knew everything worth...

*meh*

You suddenly knew everything worth doing in the entire universe. But all that knowledge converging in your brain triggers an anomalous and spectacular neurological space/time/matter...
Forum: Chit Chat 07-10-2009, 09:13 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,162
*foop* Global warming fukcs up the planet to the...

*foop* Global warming fukcs up the planet to the point where your city basks in 80 degrees F practically every single day of the year. Meanwhile, in other parts of the world, people are starving to...
Forum: Chit Chat 06-04-2007, 01:06 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,162
* BURP! * They release their third album...

* BURP! *

They release their third album today - a photo album taken by the band members themselves of other people's pets dressed in designer pet clothes.



I wish I had an endless supply of...
Forum: Chit Chat 06-04-2007, 12:29 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,162
* SPLAT! * You're penniless and homeless. No...

* SPLAT! *

You're penniless and homeless. No more worries about money, ever.



I wish these lazy ass building maintenance men would stop using their goddamn loud, environmentally polluting...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-22-2007, 03:46 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,162
*ZZZZZZAP!!* Your number is drawn. You are now...

*ZZZZZZAP!!* Your number is drawn. You are now hundreds of millions of dollars richer, and as you cross the street on your way home from claiming your fortune you're suddenly the victim of a hit &...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-22-2007, 12:26 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,162
*HIC* Your computer is now self-sustaining. So...

*HIC* Your computer is now self-sustaining. So much so that it no longer needs you. You're kicked out of the house by the large robotic security guard it constructed while you were out. Not satisfied...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-22-2007, 11:13 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,162
*BLEEEEAAAAGGH!!" Your pen magically animates on...

*BLEEEEAAAAGGH!!" Your pen magically animates on its own and immediately fills out all the necessary parts and your work is done. But the pen isn't. It promptly begins writing non sequitors on your...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-21-2007, 09:02 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,162
*SPLOOOOT!!* You're now a 747 jet that flies...

*SPLOOOOT!!* You're now a 747 jet that flies internationally.

I wish I'll be able to get up at 7am tomorrow morning so enjoy a breakfast of coffee and ham & cheese croissant at the cafe around the...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-14-2007, 01:50 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,162
*WHOOP!!!* You trade places with me. Now I get to...

*WHOOP!!!* You trade places with me. Now I get to go somewhere I've always wanted to see, and I love rain, and Dutch men are hot (the gay ones anyway), and you lie in bed when suddenly your door...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-14-2007, 01:16 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,162
Too bad you didn't actually make a wish. But...

Too bad you didn't actually make a wish. But thanks for telling me what you'd like.

I wish I could tear myself away from the laptop and swallow a melatonin pill and retire for the night.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-13-2007, 05:04 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,162
*FOOP!* The 2007 Ford F350 is yours, meticulously...

*FOOP!* The 2007 Ford F350 is yours, meticulously detailed and handcrafted as a scale model that looks beautiful on your bookshelf.

I wish I had the gumption to get up and head out to the city for...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-13-2007, 12:43 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,162
:crazy: I'm Bill Gates? ...

:crazy: I'm Bill Gates?



http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/corky/corkysm79.gif O shit! My wife Melissa's gonna kill me!!



*KER-SSSSHHPLATT!!* Someone sneaks up behind you, grabs your...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-13-2007, 12:18 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,162
*BURP!!* Granted. People compliment you now on...

*BURP!!* Granted. People compliment you now on your wonderfully scented farts, but you now have chronic bad breath that smells like the sewers, earning you the nickname of PottyMouthedLooney.

I...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-10-2007, 09:09 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,162
http://images.orgill.com/200x200/6646020.jpg ...

http://images.orgill.com/200x200/6646020.jpg

*POO POOM POOM!!* It was acquired from this seriously cool penthouse in Tribeca, downtown Manhattan.

I wish Dubbya would somehow get impeached.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-10-2007, 10:31 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,162
*BANG!!* You're a rat. I wish it were...

*BANG!!*

You're a rat.

I wish it were the end of my workday already so I can go on my date.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-09-2007, 09:05 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,162
*PIFF!!!* ...

*PIFF!!!*

http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/pr/preparation-h-suppositories-size-24.jpg


I wish I were director of the museum where I work.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-07-2007, 01:06 AM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,162
*CRACK!!!* Disney now and forever makes nothing...

*CRACK!!!* Disney now and forever makes nothing but Bambi sequels.

I wish bullsie and I could go on an all expenses paid 2 week holiday in Paris.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-06-2007, 08:45 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,162
*BLAWOWEEEE!!!* Everyone and their grandmother's...

*BLAWOWEEEE!!!* Everyone and their grandmother's dog now has a Lava Lamp, and they all converge on your house in an attempt to plug them in to all your outlets. The resulting overwhelming charges...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-06-2007, 07:13 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,162
*Pah-TOW-wee!* You mysteriously receive a round...

*Pah-TOW-wee!* You mysteriously receive a round trip ticket to Honolulu and proceed to do the happy dance.....until you stop and look closely. Your return flight leaves thirty minutes after your...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-06-2007, 07:00 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,162
*CHUTZPAH!!!!* It's early May, but you now also...

*CHUTZPAH!!!!* It's early May, but you now also live in a research station in Antarctica.

I wish I still had the drive to move the rest of my stuff into the bedroom, as Nanay and I switched rooms.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-06-2007, 05:39 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,162
*KERSHAYT!!!* You're a 90 year old millionaire in...

*KERSHAYT!!!* You're a 90 year old millionaire in a wheelchair.

I wish Nanay would stop boiling horrible smelling fish heads that make me want to vomit just smelling them cooking.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-06-2007, 03:47 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,162
*PLIP!* All wishes from here on now come with...

*PLIP!* All wishes from here on now come with fresh whipped cream topping and a rain of deadly fire ants wearing tiny bikinis.

I wish I had a hybrid Mini Cooper to get around in this ugly town...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-06-2007, 03:25 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,162
:9~ Mmmm, hot southern hunks with their southern...

:9~ Mmmm, hot southern hunks with their southern drawwwwl. Plus I get to live near Sagesie.



*PLOOP!!* Now all kinds of sports around the world involving balls are simply named...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-06-2007, 03:09 PM
Replies: 1,085
Views: 73,162
:9~ Do the aliens look like Jason Statham? ...

:9~ Do the aliens look like Jason Statham?



*KAPLEESH!* A waitress appears with a nice plate of hot fresh ones. Unfortunately they're completely out of syrup and everything else to go with it....
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