07-18-2005, 03:29 PM | #1 |
The Punisher
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Thought this was funny
http://www.project-apollo.net/text/rpg.html
My favorite is: #76 Magical Inequality Theorem In the course of your travels you may find useful-sounding spells such as Petrify, Silence, and Instant Death. However, you will end up never using these spells in combat because a) all ordinary enemies can be killed with a few normal attacks, making fancy attacks unneccessary, b) all bosses and other stronger-than-average monsters are immune to those effects so there's no point in using them for long fights where they'd actually come in handy, and c) the spells usually don't work anyway.
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