HOG funny names
 

So I was quoting in the "Hog Burnout" thread about how unimaginative HOG names are when i came with this idea... What would you say if we could suggest some funny HOG names, you know just for fun :)

Here i start first:

-Mystery Smells: The Black Beans Case

or

-Big Excavations: The Dark Nose :P:D

LOL here are my 2 suggestions for top quality titles....

The Brown Road Incident: A Harry Crak Mystery

or

The Haunting on West Haunted Hill: A Haunted House Haunting

pphhhh....

Hidden Mysteries: Legend of the not So Hidden or Mysterious Object

or

World with random shit laying around

"The Secretly Hidden haunted Chemical weapons factory cave adventure.....on mars"
or
'The Pointless Hidden Objective game' - Where the object of the game is...... well hidden.
(you just click on various hidden objects (that aren't really there) until the object of the game is revealed.. (which it never does). sad

Super crapy pixelated images of indescribable objects layered awkwardly and unconvincingly over shitty looking background....... Adventure:

LOL to all! (wow it rhymes) I laughed hard, so lets see, how about...

(a HOG for the ladies) Hair Mystery Island: Going Bikini

it was the sequel of

Hair Mystery Island: Lost In The Bush or L.I.T.B :p

Chronicled case files of mystery island (If that's not out already it probably soon will be!)

Arbitrary item hunt:- looking for something specific? Why not find a load of unrelated stuff you don't want too!

Untidy rooms 3: OCD nightmare

Alison Aliteration: The search for the sacred sandal of Sutankhamun

Recently deceased elderly relative: Attic clearer

I need to stop now.

Ha Ha Haaaaaa...
these are awesome........ 'Attic Clearer'.... brilliant
no no don't stop now!

Nick Knack and the Bric-a-Brac Conspiracy

I actually read the title of today's daily game splash as a new game;
"Journey Through A Deserted Forest In Dark Parables: The Exiled Prince"
Thought it was a long-winded sequel to the first Exiled prince until I understood it was a suggestion.

I'm really bad at this game, I just make up plausible (and therefore not funny) hog names, like:
Black Forest: The tale of the Wicker-basket
The Cursed Theater: The rabid Cat

They Have a Gun On Our Heads We Must Make: 4 Games Per Day

and

Make It New: Name It Collectors Edition
:D