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And now for something completely different: Communist Game Reviews!
I mean you've seen it all, weird places are all over the web, from Christian Gamers to Adventure Gamers to (dear Lord ) Women Gamers and so on. And so on. This is.. see yourself. Excerpt:
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edit: Screw that, I'm gonna do Capitalism2 first. Hahah.
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04-04-2007, 10:30 AM | #3 |
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Video games review you!
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04-04-2007, 01:02 PM | #5 |
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That.
Is going. To my. Signature. And that. Is. All. That needs. To Be. Said.
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04-04-2007, 03:20 PM | #6 |
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04-04-2007, 04:11 PM | #7 |
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That was a pretty good one, Melanie. I always enjoy a good Commie joke.
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Haha, surely this is a joke?
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04-05-2007, 02:17 AM | #9 |
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All commies are a joke.
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04-05-2007, 02:49 AM | #10 |
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All communities/collective identities are a joke. And yes, Mel's awesome.
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04-10-2007, 12:49 AM | #13 |
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Myst is crap.
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That may be your opinion of Myst, but what has that actually got to do with this thread?
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Aide from the harsh language, and the funny comments about games at the linked site, please note that the US Military has made a game called 'america's army' like there are games out there where you play as US military Navy Seal or a US Marine like Operation Desert Storm and probably other games as well, like Vietnam 1+2.
I will let you draw your own conclusions as to why the US military does this... As for the linked side review of the KOTOR, I need to say that they probably didn't even play the game. If they had done, they would have discovered that it is 'evil' to kill your friends to win. And that the game, afaik, actually is about some sort of revolution, irrc. Anyway, while you can laugh & scoff at the site's review you can' deny that even videogames doesn't exit in a void or vacuum, free from society's general influences on them, videogames, that is. |
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OMG a review of America's Army would be like Easter, Christmas, Glasnost and Perestrojka... COMBINED. I think I'm going to send them a request by mail. Muchos gracias, aries.
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In Soviet Russia... uh, Myst... hates... uhh...you?
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In Soviet Russia, you suck Myst!
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04-16-2007, 11:00 AM | #20 |
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They should review Red Faction. There's a great pro-union game if I ever saw one.
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