MAD LIBS online! Wooooo!!!
 

http://www.musicsynthesizer.com/Corpse/CORPSE13.JPG

Unfortunately we're not all in the same room doing this (far more fun that way), so simply just do it yourself then copy and paste the results here. Strong advice: do NOT play it safe. Use the strangest words you can think of.

Mad Libs Online

Copernicus

Four hundred years ago people knew little about our erotic universe. They thought that the earth was the center of the entire thigh and that the sun and all of the flypaper revolved around it. But then a/an Nepalese named Copernicus discovered the truth.

The earth revolves around the breast 579 times a year. Copernicus, whose last name was Rumpwank, was born in Warsaw, and he used one of the first manhandled telescopes, which was invented by Scottsie. This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of braised goat testicles stuck on each end of a/an brown stain. In 1600 an Italian fluffer named Galileo expanded Copernicus's phallic theories, but during the Inquisition in Italy he was perversely arrested. After pinching for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to fondle.

:D Mine turned out to be.. surprisingly similar...


Four hundred years ago people knew little about our
sexy universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire boob and that the sun and all of the
guys revolved around it. But then a/an
scandinavian named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the Shittown
89 times a year.

Copernicus, whose last name was Smith, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first dull
telescopes, which was invented by Helge.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
French fries stuck on each end of a/an apple.
In 1600 an Italian drinker named Galileo
expanded Copernicus's amazingly theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was shockingly arrested. After
bowling for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to jump.

Copernicus

Four hundred years ago people knew little about our chicken legged universe. They thought that the earth was the center of the entire half eaten Big Mac from Jaz and that the sun and all of the toilet seats revolved around it. But then a/an Swahili named Copernicus discovered the truth. The earth revolves around the tempsie's left buttock 9731 times a year.

Copernicus, whose last name was de Manstud, was born in Warsaw, and he used one of the first Botox injected telescopes, which was invented by Eltsie. This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of marinated leech stew stuck on each end of a/an naked pic of Eltsie. In 1600 an Italian professional zit popper named Galileo expanded Copernicus's bumpmapped theories, but during the Inquisition in Italy he was insultingly arrested. After undressing for six months in jail, Galileo was forced to grope.

Four hundred years ago people knew little about our
stupid universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire hi-fi and that the sun and all of the
badgers revolved around it. But then a/an
Bangladesh named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the sphere
12909192174877368553346543 times a year.
Copernicus, whose last name was Cresswell, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first foolish
telescopes, which was invented by James.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
chips stuck on each end of a/an gonk.
In 1600 an Italian foreign secretary named Galileo
expanded Copernicus's slippy theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was jumping arrested. After
dangerously operating for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to kick.

Amusement Parks

An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer arrest warrant for Fairygdmther. When you get there, you can rent a sterling silver tampon case with Hammerite's name etched on it and go for a swim. And there are lots of bloated things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on a/an pair of Scottsie's $500 Manolo Blahnik high heel pumps with mustard, relish, and prize winning booger collection of SamNMax on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of Cryo adventure game with a nice Worm-handled slice of watermelon and a big bottle of cold pus.

When you are full, it's time to go on the roller coaster, which should settle your rejection letter from Studflix Adult Film Studios for Eltsie. Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little rhinestone encrusted black leather whip, that you drive and run into other Mira's kneecaps, and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big $5 bargain bin at CompUSA and try to grab the gold barf bag recently used by Jaz as you ride past.

Father Goose Rhymes

Old Mother Hubbard went to the girdle
To get her abrasive sedative a bone.
When she got there, the Canada was cronological
And so her numerical dog had none.

Jack and Jill went up the calk
to fetch a/an tupperware of water.
Jack fell down and broke his seaturtle,
And Jill came tumbling after.

There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her This shitty game no longer pleases me. It's not funny when you play right and it's not going to get me any closer to a good job. I'm going to do something worthwhile, like search for Jerry Garcia.
And when she was Arg., she was very, very Go away,
And when she was bad, she was **** off..

There was a `1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ woman
who pooped in a shoe.
She had so many jimmy hats
She didn't know what to do.

Copernicus

Four hundred years ago people knew little about our
awesome universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire obstacle and that the sun and all of the
courses revolved around it. But then a/an
Dutch named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the flying saucer
42 times a year.

Copernicus, whose last name was Washington, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first point'n'click
telescopes, which was invented by Fov.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
pineapple stuck on each end of a/an cholera.
In 1600 an Italian spy named Galileo
expanded Copernicus's rabid theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was elegantly arrested. After
screeching for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to vomit.

Copernicus

Four hundred years ago people knew little about our
phinally universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire static and that the sun and all of the
Icy Whites Soljas revolved around it. But then a/an
Ethiopian named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the Bald headed hoes?
2004.5 times a year.

Copernicus, whose last name was Uematsu, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first phamous
telescopes, which was invented by Ricky.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
acid stuck on each end of a/an smoke.
In 1600 an Italian orthodontic policeman named Galileo
expanded Copernicus's big-ass theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was goodly arrested. After
gettin' for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to run.

Four hundred years ago people knew little about our
diabolical universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire lorry and that the sun and all of the
firemen revolved around it. But then a/an
kuala-lumpurian named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the pleasure-ball
6 times a year. Copernicus, whose last name was Nitt, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first superficial
telescopes, which was invented by Enoch.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
gaspacho stuck on each end of a/an dildo.
In 1600 an Italian vet named Galileo
expanded Copernicus's green theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was fiercely arrested. After
****ing for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to ejaculate.

Old Mother Hubbard went to the null
To get her null null a bone.
When she got there, the null was null
And so her null dog had none. Jack and Jill went up the null
to fetch a/an null of water.
Jack fell down and broke his null,
And Jill came tumbling after.

There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her null.
And when she was null, she was very, very null,
And when she was bad, she was null.

There was a null woman
who null in a shoe.
She had so many null
She didn't know what to do.

An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer
pie. When you get there, you can rent a
badger and go for a swim. And there are lots of
groovy things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on
a/an anvil with mustard, relish, and grues
on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of pants with a
nice promptly slice of watermelon and a big bottle of
cold soda. When you are full, it's time to go on the
roller coaster, which should settle your game.
Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little
cookies, that you drive and run into other DVDs,
and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big Atari
and try to grab the gold llama as you ride past.

old thread i know, but i just found it again and made this.

Four hundred years ago people knew little about our
sexual universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire femur and that the sun and all of the
bones revolved around it. But then a/an
Macedonia named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the breast
4 times a year.
Copernicus, whose last name was Johnssonsson, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first worrying
telescopes, which was invented by Jonny.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
salt stuck on each end of a/an lightbulb.
In 1600 an Italian prostitute named Galileo
expanded Copernicus's amusing theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was happily arrested. After
shagging for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to piss.






Old Mother Hubbard went to the dick
To get her horny island a bone.
When she got there, the biscuit was exciting
And so her suicidal dog had none.

Jack and Jill went up the bollock
to fetch a/an really big nuclear bunker of water.
Jack fell down and broke his speaker,
And Jill came tumbling after.

There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her guitar.
And when she was terrible, she was very, very fandabeedozee,
And when she was bad, she was mediocre.

There was a promising woman
who pooped in a shoe.
She had so many hot bikini-clad babes
She didn't know what to do.

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cloud
To get her tasty pee-pee a bone.
When she got there, the finger was smirking
And so her leaking dog had none.

Jack and Jill went up the super soaker
to fetch a vat of water.
Jack fell down and broke his cucumber,
And Jill came tumbling after.

There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her prod.
And when she was stinging, she was very, very fondling,
And when she was bad, she was stroking.

There was a jerking woman
who sighed in a shoe.
She had so many horsies
She didn't know what to do.

Four hundred years ago people knew little about our
moist universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire sink and that the sun and all of the
ducks revolved around it. But then a
Swede named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the testicle
85 times a year. Copernicus, whose last name was Caulfield, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first fruity
telescopes, which was invented by Horatio.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
popcorn stuck on each end of a freezer.
In 1600 an Italian drag queen named Galileo
expanded Copernicus's gross theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was incredibly arrested. After
porking for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to clone.

Is this Mad Libs an American thing? I don't think I've ever seen it over here apart from in American TV shows.

Father Goose Rhymes
Old Mother Hubbard went to the robot
To get her bouncy tangerine a bone.
When she got there, the meliorism was wiggly
And so her splendiferous dog had none.

Jack and Jill went up the ju-ju bean
to fetch a bank vault of water.
Jack fell down and broke his Pooh Bear,
And Jill came tumbling after.

There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her beer.
And when she was cuddly, she was very, very flexible,
And when she was bad, she was super-caffeinated.

There was a hideous woman
who matriculated in a shoe.
She had so many aubergines
She didn't know what to do.

Copernicus

Four hundred years ago people knew little about our
pure universe.

They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire collapsible sofa bed and that the sun and all of the
mice revolved around it. But then a
Belgian named Copernicus discovered the truth.

The earth revolves around the death star
three billion seven hundred and sixty-three point four times a year.

Copernicus, whose last name was Zebatinsky, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first pulchitrudinous
telescopes, which was invented by Trep.

This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
cocktail sausage stuck on each end of an express train.

In 1600 an Italian accountant named Galileo
expanded Copernicus's warped theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was vociferously arrested. After
trampolining for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to pole-vault.

Man so many friggen words, I gave up about half way...

Father Goose RhymesOld Mother Hubbard went to the Awesome
To get her Awesome Zeppalin a bone.
When she got there, the Crotch was Totaly
And so her Awesome dog had none. Jack and Jill went up the Awesomeness
to fetch a/an Bush Hat of water.
Jack fell down and broke his Oh For ****s Sake,
And Jill came tumbling after.
There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her I give up.
And when she was Screw you! hows that for an adjective?, she was very, very It never ends!,
And when she was bad, she was Shoot me now.
There was a You son of a bitch woman
who You're gonna be pastense in a minute in a shoe.
She had so many sheep
She didn't know what to do.

Hehe, awesomeness :D

Copernicus

Four hundred years ago people knew little about our
firm universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire turkey and that the sun and all of the
shitheads revolved around it. But then a/an
Bajoran named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the eggplant
34 times a year.

Copernicus, whose last name was Sonofabich, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first truthy
telescopes, which was invented by Humphry.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
bile stuck on each end of a/an turd.
In 1600 an Italian tittie barber named Galileo
expanded Copernicus's weary theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was swiftly arrested. After
sucking for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to get.

Father Goose Rhymes

Old Mother Hubbard went to the head
To get her huge globe a bone.
When she got there, the malignant tumor was frowny
And so her wordy dog had none.

Jack and Jill went up the racket
to fetch a/an bong of water.
Jack fell down and broke his gunk,
And Jill came tumbling after.

There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her bra.
And when she was trendy, she was very, very feisty,
And when she was bad, she was cunning.

There was a ass-worthy woman
who ejaculated in a shoe.
She had so many condoms
She didn't know what to do.

Amusement Parks

An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer
son of a bitch. When you get there, you can rent a
tasty goose and go for a swim. And there are lots of
mauve things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on
a/an tendon with mustard, relish, and two sons of two bitches
on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of turban with a
nice flaming slice of watermelon and a big bottle of
cold smegma. When you are full, it's time to go on the
roller coaster, which should settle your turnip.
Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little
rural painkillers, that you drive and run into other sexy grannies,
and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big summer
and try to grab the gold juvenile rastafarian as you ride past.