^ Had an incredibly titillating time discovering the difference himself but refuses to share it with me.

^ once stuck his dick in wet concrete

^ Once tried to French kiss a bee. Consequently thought by friends and family to have overdosed on Botox.

^ once spent time in a mexican prison........where he shot up botox by accident which left him paralised for a week straight.........during that time he became the "girlfriend" of the entire cellblock.........and subsequently turned gay...........and has not been able to get it up all the way since then

^ Passionately envies Trep for his Mexican prison experience.

ever read the karma sutra............its a good book, i have a copy under my night stand........i keep it there because it smells like sex and it is covered in "juices" from me and my previous 2 girlfriends.

sex is a good way for me to get out my anger...........less broken glass to pick up (except the occasional dinner plate i accidently leave on the bed)


that was overshare...........sorry guys

^ worries me.

HAHAHA eeeeeew!!! juices!!! ew ew ew! smell!
(how come I always wind up in a thread with the same ppl going on about juicy juicefull sexy stuff?)

Dangerzone, replace the Karma Sutra with some Lovecraft novels, and we have the same problem ^^

^ is about to give up making rumours.

^Has never seen the ocean

^ missed the old Ocean games.

(And I live about five minutes from the sea.)

:) ^Stole the cookie from the jar

^ put the cockroach in the jar.

^ Loves to wear nipple clamps.

^ seems to think that I'm some kind of strange fetishist.

^ Is misunderstood

^ misunderstands.

^Missed the mark

^ missed the target entirely.