04-03-2006, 06:29 AM
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Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
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^ Has an exoskeleton.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
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04-03-2006, 10:10 AM
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merely human
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Chicago
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^ Was rejected by the local exotic dancing school because he caused the heart attack death of one of the faculty while doing his applicatory audition.
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04-03-2006, 10:39 AM
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Ale! And keep 'em coming!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Beyond the Pattern of Reality...or Germany
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^Fails to mention that Tibsie accidentally went to the wrong applicatory audition. He intended to apply for the Guild of Assassin, in which case causing the death of a faculty member would easily have earned him not only membership, but also a premium scholarship for the guild.
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE! |
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04-03-2006, 11:03 AM
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Ale! And keep 'em coming!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Beyond the Pattern of Reality...or Germany
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^Should really know that that won't happen. I just don't do the "Muahahahahahahaha". *I* do the MWUAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! (note the "w" after the "m", the and the multiple "a"'s and exclamation marks at the end.) -
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE! |
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04-03-2006, 11:08 AM
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The Threadâ„¢ will die.
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: United Kingdom
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^ spent the next week thinking up that rumour, before using a time machine to come back to what is now the past and post it.
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04-03-2006, 11:13 AM
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merely human
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Chicago
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^ Got too curious with the time machine and pressed the bright red button that says "DON'T EVEN THINK OF IT", causing Jaz to warp back to Venice during the 1500s. She is now getting chased by the Medici family after stealing a few of their baubles.
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04-03-2006, 11:13 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Poland
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^ saw me posting the above rumour and liked it so much that he came back in time to post it first.
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04-03-2006, 11:17 AM
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Ale! And keep 'em coming!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Beyond the Pattern of Reality...or Germany
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^is actually an oyster with herpes.
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^You know, that is actually a fact. I am a Magpie in my future life, and am already a Magpie at heart. And even if the Medici might think so otherwise, all shinyness by law belongs to us magpies. If they didn't want their stuff taken, they should have not made it so shiny! CAW! -
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE! |
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04-03-2006, 12:18 PM
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Ale! And keep 'em coming!
Join Date: Oct 2004
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^Just said that so I'd really want to watch Firefly
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE! |
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04-03-2006, 12:38 PM
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merely human
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Chicago
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^ Believes that pigs can actually fly and wasted half her life sitting around on the farm watching them and waiting.
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04-03-2006, 12:44 PM
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Ale! And keep 'em coming!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Beyond the Pattern of Reality...or Germany
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^Seems to be oblivious to the fact that pigs can indeed fly.
Have you not heard of the Flying Pig riders of the Divide? They receive the egg from which their Flying pig will hatch upon passing the initiation ritual of the Divide (also known as my welcome...Mwuahahahahahahahaaa...) and guard it from everything that might threaten the members. Oh, and flying pigs have insect wings. (I admit, the Flying Pig riders *do* look quite silly when you see them upon their noble steeds. But it's still a glorious sight to behold. GLORIOUS I tell ya!!!) -
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE! |
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