[bulldog]

Originally Posted by Trunkyo

^ Misheard her husband when he said he wanted her to buy him some pants/trousers at KMart; instead, she went to a gay bar in Atlanta and bought some leather hot pants right off a muscular guy named Chuck. Feeling bad for Chuck, since he was pantless, ^ invited him to move in with her and become her kids' new nanny.

Also, despite the initial misunderstanding, ^'s husband accepted the hot pants and reportedly wears them to work and outside when he's mowing the lawn, as he finds them "strangely liberating".

^ is now rumoured to have forbidden her both husband and Chuck from leaving their house because of the endless parade of neighbours and passers-by trying to catch glimpses of the "hot pants husband" and the "pantless hunky nanny".

wow what a rumor.........

^ doesn't know that his split personality is our very own "Chuck". Who is the said naught Nanny that cutes my grass in hot man shorts and a tank top.

[tsa]

^ knows the secret of cuting grass, which is only given to first-born daughters by their mother on their birthday when they are older than 12 and the moon is full.

[bulldog]

^ wants < to teach him the secrets of grass cutting that take him to all the famous homes in the Netherlands.

[Trunkyo]

^ Became so good at hoeing her garden that she began offering her hoeing services to homeowners on her street and in the near vicinity. Thus, she developed quite the reputation as the neighbourhood hoer. (Yes, you probably saw this coming a mile away! )

[bulldog]

teehee....... I did my demon friend

^ wants to have some leather pants so when he sees< using her hoeing expertise he can walk around the neighbourhood and use his leather pants to catch some new female friends and use his new found hoeing talents.

[Intrepid Homoludens]

^ Does not miss me.

[bulldog]

Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

^ Does not miss me.

hey my Trepsie........ I have missed you very much.

^ didn't miss me at all.....

[stepurhan]

^ missed me, but is now spending lots of time down the range to improve her aim.

[bulldog]

^ doesn't know that my aim is still bad....... ^ doesn't know that I cant hit the broad side of a barn

[stepurhan]

^ makes ^^ a broad side of the barn outfit, so she has a chance of hitting him next time.

[kate me]

^ has improvised a small farm in his living room

[stepurhan]

^ is just about to launch her new LivingRoomville application on Facebook.

[Trunkyo]

^ Is proud of the large mushroom growing horizontally out of his belly button.

[bulldog]

^ wishes that his mushrrom was a big as ^^'s growing out of ^ belly button.

[tsa]

^ is always singing: "A dirty mind is a joy forever, hee haa hee haa!"

[kate me]

^his cute bunnies had just robed a bank for him!He guided the bunnies with a mind controling device

[Trunkyo]

(How did the bunnies find a large enough robe to fit the bank??? I know, you meant "robbed", right? )

^ Encourages young children and the elderly to throw coins into the local fountain, then immediately jumps into the water and steals them.

[SweetDalilah]

^ has recently lost his horns (cause unknown ) and is now trying to come up with a new name for himself, because a demon without horns is not a demon at all

[bulldog]

^ Is in the business of taking horns, ^^ wants ^ to make him new fancy horns.

[Trunkyo]

Yeah, my horns sometimes disappear, but when that happens, they occasionally start growing out of my jaw instead:

(Don't worry... remember, they always grow back because I'm such a horny dude. )

^ Is trying hard to prevent ^^ from moving in on our "Screamin' Demon Elixir" business arrangement. Ladies, let's not fight! SweetDalilah, would you like to become our European distributor?