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bulldog · 06-01-2011, 12:48 PM

^ juggles deer butts for a magical troll

tsa · 06-01-2011, 06:01 PM

^ says "But, dear!" a lot.

bulldog · 06-02-2011, 03:02 AM

^ wants me to make his a "honey do" list

kate me · 06-04-2011, 01:08 PM

^would like to lay in a hammok in the sun all day long

bulldog · 06-05-2011, 02:55 AM

^ likes to eat cat toes on a sandwich.

kate me · 06-05-2011, 10:50 AM

^Need dog furr for her appearence-change potion so she could change all living things into her avatar.

tsa · 06-05-2011, 12:25 PM

^ has never understood why in her youth she was always told not to shout when papa was at home.

bulldog · 06-05-2011, 03:36 PM

^ like to eat cookies like cookie monster

tsa · 06-05-2011, 07:00 PM

I think I have tried that once when I was still a kid. It's pretty hard because you are not allowed to swallow. Cookie Monster never swallows his food. No wonder he's always hungry.

^ teaches her children tricks like she does with her dog. Sit! Lie down! Play dead!

bulldog · 06-06-2011, 03:02 AM

^ wants me to teach him the tricks of the trade

*stepurhan* · 06-10-2011, 07:48 AM

^ is a tricky trader of trade tricks.

*Fantasysci5* · 06-10-2011, 09:03 AM

^is a alliteration fiend.

Trunkyo · 06-10-2011, 09:45 AM

^ Keeps wondering why people won't join in when she's singing the JG Wentworth "877-CASH-NOW" song on the bus.

tsa · 06-10-2011, 12:08 PM

Oh bloody hell, did you really have to remind me of THAT?

*Fantasysci5* · 06-10-2011, 12:18 PM

Yes, yes he really did.

"I have a structured settlement, and I need cash now!"

^wishes he didn't have to hear Trunkyo and I singing at the top of our lungs.

tsa · 06-10-2011, 12:31 PM

^ thinks about how life would be without me.

Trunkyo · 06-10-2011, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tsa

Oh bloody hell, did you really have to remind me of THAT?

I was really referring to THIS.

^ Is currently locked in a closet by ^^ and forced to listen to the 877-CASH-NOW song 45 million times (sped-up version, slowed-down version, backwards version, foreign-language versions too) as punishment for not attending her wedding.

tsa · 06-10-2011, 12:48 PM

Hm, do Americans do pre-emptive punishments now, after the success of the pre-emptive strikes?

^ has a weird taste for raw Maple leaves with a sauce of pressed acorns, mayonaise and orange juice.

bulldog · 06-10-2011, 03:37 PM

^ wants me make some southern BBQ so he can come have some finger lick'en good food.

Trunkyo · 06-12-2011, 07:31 PM

^ Misheard her husband when he said he wanted her to buy him some pants/trousers at KMart; instead, she went to a gay bar in Atlanta and bought some leather hot pants right off a muscular guy named Chuck.

Feeling bad for Chuck, since he was pantless, ^ invited him to move in with her and become her kids' new nanny.

Also, despite the initial misunderstanding, ^'s husband accepted the hot pants and reportedly wears them to work and outside when he's mowing the lawn, as he finds them "strangely liberating".

^ is now rumoured to have forbidden her both husband and Chuck from leaving their house because of the endless parade of neighbours and passers-by trying to catch glimpses of the "hot pants husband" and the "pantless hunky nanny".

06-01-2011, 12:48 PM	#11101
bulldog Second Degree Black Belt Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,086	^ juggles deer butts for a magical troll Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky

06-01-2011, 06:01 PM	#11102
tsa Playing character Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	^ says "But, dear!" a lot. Share Share this post on Twitter

06-02-2011, 03:02 AM	#11103
bulldog Second Degree Black Belt Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,086	^ wants me to make his a "honey do" list Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky

06-04-2011, 01:08 PM	#11104
kate me Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: In the middle of nowhere Posts: 612	^would like to lay in a hammok in the sun all day long Share Share this post on Twitter

06-05-2011, 02:55 AM	#11105
bulldog Second Degree Black Belt Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,086	^ likes to eat cat toes on a sandwich. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky

06-05-2011, 10:50 AM	#11106
kate me Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: In the middle of nowhere Posts: 612	^Need dog furr for her appearence-change potion so she could change all living things into her avatar. Share Share this post on Twitter

06-05-2011, 12:25 PM	#11107
tsa Playing character Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	^ has never understood why in her youth she was always told not to shout when papa was at home. Share Share this post on Twitter

06-05-2011, 03:36 PM	#11108
bulldog Second Degree Black Belt Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,086	^ like to eat cookies like cookie monster Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky

06-05-2011, 07:00 PM	#11109
tsa Playing character Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	I think I have tried that once when I was still a kid. It's pretty hard because you are not allowed to swallow. Cookie Monster never swallows his food. No wonder he's always hungry. ^ teaches her children tricks like she does with her dog. Sit! Lie down! Play dead! Share Share this post on Twitter

06-06-2011, 03:02 AM	#11110
bulldog Second Degree Black Belt Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,086	^ wants me to teach him the tricks of the trade Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky

06-10-2011, 07:48 AM	#11111
stepurhan Freeware Co-ordinator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: South East England. Posts: 7,309	^ is a tricky trader of trade tricks. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree

06-10-2011, 09:03 AM	#11112
Fantasysci5 Stalker of Britain Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Missouri, US Posts: 4,535	^is a alliteration fiend. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "And everyone's favourite anglophile, Fantasy!"-Intense Favorite Adventure Games-Lost Crown/Dark Fall 1&2, Longest Journey games, Myst games, Barrow Hill Favorite Other Games-King's Bounty, Sims 2, Fable, Disciples 2 Gold Currently Playing-Trine 2 Games I Want-Kings Bounty: Warriors of the North!!!, Asylum, Last Crown, Braken Tor, Testament of Sherlock Holmes

06-10-2011, 09:45 AM	#11113
Trunkyo Beamin' Demon Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: C&D HQ in London, Ontario, Canada Posts: 3,005	^ Keeps wondering why people won't join in when she's singing the JG Wentworth "877-CASH-NOW" song on the bus. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we’ll change the world. Jack Layton, 1950-2011

06-10-2011, 12:08 PM	#11114
tsa Playing character Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	Oh bloody hell, did you really have to remind me of THAT? Share Share this post on Twitter

06-10-2011, 12:18 PM	#11115
Fantasysci5 Stalker of Britain Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Missouri, US Posts: 4,535	Yes, yes he really did. "I have a structured settlement, and I need cash now!" ^wishes he didn't have to hear Trunkyo and I singing at the top of our lungs. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "And everyone's favourite anglophile, Fantasy!"-Intense Favorite Adventure Games-Lost Crown/Dark Fall 1&2, Longest Journey games, Myst games, Barrow Hill Favorite Other Games-King's Bounty, Sims 2, Fable, Disciples 2 Gold Currently Playing-Trine 2 Games I Want-Kings Bounty: Warriors of the North!!!, Asylum, Last Crown, Braken Tor, Testament of Sherlock Holmes

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06-10-2011, 12:31 PM	#11116
tsa Playing character Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	^ thinks about how life would be without me. Share Share this post on Twitter

06-10-2011, 12:48 PM	#11118
tsa Playing character Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	Hm, do Americans do pre-emptive punishments now, after the success of the pre-emptive strikes? ^ has a weird taste for raw Maple leaves with a sauce of pressed acorns, mayonaise and orange juice. Share Share this post on Twitter

06-10-2011, 03:37 PM	#11119
bulldog Second Degree Black Belt Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,086	^ wants me make some southern BBQ so he can come have some finger lick'en good food. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky

06-12-2011, 07:31 PM	#11120
Trunkyo Beamin' Demon Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: C&D HQ in London, Ontario, Canada Posts: 3,005	^ Misheard her husband when he said he wanted her to buy him some pants/trousers at KMart; instead, she went to a gay bar in Atlanta and bought some leather hot pants right off a muscular guy named Chuck. Feeling bad for Chuck, since he was pantless, ^ invited him to move in with her and become her kids' new nanny. Also, despite the initial misunderstanding, ^'s husband accepted the hot pants and reportedly wears them to work and outside when he's mowing the lawn, as he finds them "strangely liberating". ^ is now rumoured to have forbidden her both husband and Chuck from leaving their house because of the endless parade of neighbours and passers-by trying to catch glimpses of the "hot pants husband" and the "pantless hunky nanny". Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we’ll change the world. Jack Layton, 1950-2011