^ juggles deer butts for a magical troll

^ says "But, dear!" a lot.

^ wants me to make his a "honey do" list

^would like to lay in a hammok in the sun all day long

^ likes to eat cat toes on a sandwich.

^Need dog furr for her appearence-change potion so she could change all living things into her avatar.:P

^ has never understood why in her youth she was always told not to shout when papa was at home.

^ like to eat cookies like cookie monster

I think I have tried that once when I was still a kid. It's pretty hard because you are not allowed to swallow. Cookie Monster never swallows his food. No wonder he's always hungry.

^ teaches her children tricks like she does with her dog. Sit! Lie down! Play dead!

^ wants me to teach him the tricks of the trade

^ is a tricky trader of trade tricks.

^is a alliteration fiend.

^ Keeps wondering why people won't join in when she's singing the JG Wentworth "877-CASH-NOW" song on the bus. :crazy:

Oh bloody hell, did you really have to remind me of THAT?

Yes, yes he really did.

"I have a structured settlement, and I need cash now!"

^wishes he didn't have to hear Trunkyo and I singing at the top of our lungs. :P

^ thinks about how life would be without me.

I was really referring to THIS. :devil:

^ Is currently locked in a closet by ^^ and forced to listen to the 877-CASH-NOW song 45 million times (sped-up version, slowed-down version, backwards version, foreign-language versions too) as punishment for not attending her wedding.

Hm, do Americans do pre-emptive punishments now, after the success of the pre-emptive strikes?

^ has a weird taste for raw Maple leaves with a sauce of pressed acorns, mayonaise and orange juice.

^ wants me make some southern BBQ so he can come have some finger lick'en good food.

^ Misheard her husband when he said he wanted her to buy him some pants/trousers at KMart; instead, she went to a gay bar in Atlanta and bought some leather hot pants right off a muscular guy named Chuck. :kiss: Feeling bad for Chuck, since he was pantless, ^ invited him to move in with her and become her kids' new nanny.

Also, despite the initial misunderstanding, ^'s husband accepted the hot pants and reportedly wears them to work and outside when he's mowing the lawn, as he finds them "strangely liberating".

^ is now rumoured to have forbidden her both husband and Chuck from leaving their house because of the endless parade of neighbours and passers-by trying to catch glimpses of the "hot pants husband" and the "pantless hunky nanny". :crazy::kiss: