02-22-2011, 10:04 AM | #10861 |
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^ is jealous that ^^ is a lot closer to taking over the world than ^, because ^ has to tag along a very dumb sidekick.
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02-22-2011, 10:41 AM | #10862 |
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^ is planning to assist in my campaign by becoming my reasonably intelligent sidekick.
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02-22-2011, 10:46 AM | #10863 |
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^starts his campaign by writing a manifest, turns it into a libretto which he sings in the London underground.
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02-22-2011, 10:52 AM | #10864 |
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^ makes the manifest into a green booklet.
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02-22-2011, 01:19 PM | #10865 |
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^ puts green booklets in his pants for fun
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02-24-2011, 01:31 PM | #10866 |
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^ Makes a bet with ^^ to see how many green booklets can put in his pants until they fall off!
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02-24-2011, 01:37 PM | #10867 |
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^ wants to watch ^^^'s pants fall off
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02-24-2011, 05:46 PM | #10868 |
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^ knows that my gentleman's sausage is nothing to write home about.
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02-24-2011, 05:54 PM | #10869 |
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^ hahahahahahah teehee............. you kill me with the "gentleman's sausage"
^ likes to sing "hokey -pokey" in the shower
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02-24-2011, 06:21 PM | #10870 |
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/\Turns herself around.
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02-25-2011, 12:25 AM | #10871 |
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^ is spinning around, so move out of his way, because he knows you're feeling him because you like it like this.
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02-25-2011, 02:33 AM | #10872 |
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^ collects tea cups like an old woman.
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02-25-2011, 04:10 AM | #10873 |
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^ doesn't dare to eat sausages anymore for fear of them coming from gentlemen.
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02-25-2011, 07:22 AM | #10874 |
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^ Runs a small business packing up gentlemen's sausages.
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02-25-2011, 08:09 AM | #10875 |
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^is a wholesaler dealer and delivers the gentlemen's sausages in neat packages with red bows on.
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02-25-2011, 08:51 AM | #10876 |
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^ sells ^^'s packages to lonely women from her webshop.
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02-25-2011, 02:10 PM | #10877 |
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^ has a home business called " The manly sausage".
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02-25-2011, 02:34 PM | #10878 |
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^ has a manly business called "rent-a-dangerous-snake-to-fight-but-not-to-the-death-or-else-you-don't-get-your-deposit-back".
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02-25-2011, 04:42 PM | #10879 |
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^ is my online partner for said business
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02-26-2011, 07:02 AM | #10880 |
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^ Got stopped for speeding by a state trooper, but tried to get out of the speeding ticket by unbuttoning her blouse a little and fluttering her eyelids . She accidentally unbuttoned too much blouse, revealing her boobies to the state trooper, who, to ^'s incredible bad luck, just happened to be gay, so she wound also being fined for indecent exposure.
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