03-30-2010, 12:38 PM | #10281 | |
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03-31-2010, 06:19 AM | #10282 |
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Stop quoting me, you silly twit! (If you're posting right after, it's really unnecessary. )
^ Is planning on crashing the AG get-together in Amsterdam next month just for the opportunity to push tsa around in a wheelchair.
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03-31-2010, 01:09 PM | #10283 |
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03-31-2010, 08:33 PM | #10284 |
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^ Invented a talking toilet that makes snarky comments about one's bodily wastes after each use (colour, odour, texture).
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04-01-2010, 12:54 PM | #10285 |
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^ wants on of said toliets so that he can make fun of < new invention
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04-01-2010, 11:32 PM | #10286 |
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^ has a linked catering company that provides meals capable of adjusting the offerings to her invention to suit a customers wishes.
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04-01-2010, 11:54 PM | #10287 |
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04-02-2010, 08:46 AM | #10288 |
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^ Will be sure to hand out bars of Puritan™ soap to everyone at the AG gathering so it won't be spoiled by all this toilet humour and flirty-dirty talk, even go so far as to try to scrub off Jelena's tattoos.
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04-02-2010, 01:32 PM | #10289 |
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^ is actually a Puritan in disguise, trying to catch out disreputable types by pretending to follow their deviant ways.
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04-02-2010, 01:37 PM | #10290 |
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^ wants a tattoo like Jelena b/c she is his favorite forum mate
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04-02-2010, 01:44 PM | #10291 |
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^ wants a tattoo of my shirt but couldn't find a tattooist with the necessary ink colours.
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04-02-2010, 01:53 PM | #10292 |
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^ was in an acid-house Smiths tribute band, in which his stage name was Maurice-with-Es.
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04-02-2010, 03:10 PM | #10293 |
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^ likes the world smeckle..............teehee
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04-02-2010, 03:20 PM | #10294 |
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04-02-2010, 04:21 PM | #10295 |
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^ wears a helmet that looks like a pumpkin
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04-02-2010, 06:32 PM | #10296 |
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^ Does the same thing with a watermelon as part of her Watermelon Woman costume. The other key component of her costume is the watermelon bra (y'know, to cover up her... melons ), which shoots watermelon seeds machine gun-style at the bad guys.
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04-02-2010, 08:56 PM | #10297 |
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^ has seen too many Austin Powers movies.
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04-03-2010, 04:10 AM | #10298 |
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teehee Trunk
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04-03-2010, 09:50 AM | #10299 |
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^ As Watermelon Woman, captured a group of supervillains also in fruit costumes and proudly turned them over to the police. The police chief wondered why she brought in the Fruit of the Loom Guys.
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04-03-2010, 10:56 AM | #10300 |
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^ the making a grape costume so that he can wear big grapes like the fruit of the loom guy
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