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That's the best laugh I've had all day! ^ Knows secrets...many, many secrets. |
^ Uses badger juice as lubrication during sex
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^ Uses lubrication during sex with badgers
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^ Dresses up as a badger in hope for sex, or at the very least, to be juiced for lubrication
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^actually turns into a badger and has wild sex with various AG forumites on every full moon. |
^ Can hardly wait for the next full moon.
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^ Is worried cos, since having sex with a badger at the last full moon, he has not been able to pee.
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^develops a strange STD that prevents one from being able to urinate when transformed into the badger and spreads it to the AG forumites whilst having sex but mysteriously gets better when he turns back into a human.
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^ Lied about me getting better. Ngggg! Must peeeee!
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^ Is waiting for a call from the local clinic...and to pee.
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^ runs the local clinic and is keeping seebaruk on hold.
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^ Is a compassionate sexy nurse at the local clinic, who gets turned on by badgers.
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Hope you do know that the only reason for pestering you is because I happened to like you. If I thought you were a git, I'd be ignoring you. :) |
PG used to illegally race giraffes through the hills of Zambia. Eventually he was caught and deported back to the States, where he now secretly raises a herd of supersonic giraffes in a bunker under the Arizona desert.
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^^ bets on illegal giraffe races.
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:P ^ doens't even know what a giraffe is. |
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^ thinks that giraffes are those grey ones with trunks. |
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