^ likes to kiss me.

teehee...............tsa you know me to well :D

^ knows I have a crush on him :devil:

< Finally extricated himself from tree

^ Made use of her Christmas nutcracker by asking ^^ if she could crack his nuts for him... Eek. :crazy: (Wow, you really do have a 'crush' on him, don't you??? :devil:)

I politely declined.

^ has needles and christmas lights in his horns.

^ Uses a sharpening stone on his horns to make them extra sharp :P

^ Shamefully broke her "non-posting in the regular AG forums" pact with rlpw. :(:P

^ avatar looks so cute in his santa hat

I'm irresistible, am I not, with the horns poking out from the hat??? :kiss:
(Again, DON'T make me post a pic of my avatar character's body from the neck down! :devil:)

^ Led another convoy all the way to Canada to transport truckloads of snow and ice back to her neighbourhood and then charged kids admission to play in her winter wonderland.

^the stig second cousin twice removed

^ is secretly in love with Trunk, like every other woman on this forum.

^ likes to do the hokie -pokie with his rabbit

^ likes to dress her kids in a black bra and thong.

^ Likes his face so much that he prints his own currency with his picture on it (and tries to spend it!) :crazy:

^is the cause of the black screen of death

^ likes the black screen of death b/c it sings

^ Will sit at her PC for days just waiting for someone to post an outrageous rumour about her.

teehee Trunk :D


^ flirts with me b/c he thinkins that my bulldog avatar winked at him.

^ Needed to go to the emergency room because her eyelashes became entangled with her eyebrows, causing her inability to blink and making her eyeballs dry up. :(

^ says "yo!" every time he sees a tree trunk, a chest of sort or certain swimwear.

Spoiler:

Because explaining jokes makes them even more fun: when he sees, a trunk, a trunk or trunks...

^ thinks Batman Forever was the best Batman film ever.