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^ Changed his name to Charity so people would give him money whenever he goes collecting door-to-door. (For some reason, no one wanted to donate to "Paul's Stay-cation Fund". :crazy: )
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^needs a loan from the bank of Paul..... b/c his new investment took all of his savings. |
^ With all the $$$ she earns from her fish-lips kissing booth, her chain of GFC restaurants, her Ventriloquism of the Vagina one-woman show and from selling certain autographed Star Wars memorabilia, actually loans money to the Bank of Paulsland. (Impressive! :D)
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^ wants to go into business with me so that he can get some of my profits from my fish lip kissing booth . :D |
^ Is too sophisticated to qualify for I Survived A Japanese Gameshow, but is naive enough to qualify for Hjälp! Jag är med i en japansk TV-show.
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^ qualified for Hjälp! Jag är med i en japansk TV-show so he could be my partner :P
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(Too bad I wouldn't qualify in real life for I Survived A Japanese Gameshow, for obvious reasons. :( )
^ Didn't have enough Fahrvergnügen this week. (Wait, that's not a rumour. :frown: ) |
^ wants to be my auto mechanic so he can trap me at his house and try to get ransome money for my speedy return :P
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^ Wants to turn this thread into the "Bullsie & Trunksie Show" so she throws durian-flavoured whipped cream-filled balloons at anyone else who tries to post here. (What a duo we'd make! :kiss: )
< The sole supplier of durian-flavoured whipped cream-filled balloons worldwide :devil: |
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^ makes balloons every night to keep everyone at bay from our thread :D |
< *Holds back large amounts of blue comments about balloons and whipped cream.*
^Inventor of the balloon Pop-o-Matic. |
^ Fantasizes about being kidnapped by giggly blue balloons shaped like Gemma Arterton and forced to perform random acts of mischief.
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^ Can't choose between RealDolls Gunther and Ramón, so he goes on alternating RealDates with both of them every other weekend (bistros, art galleries, nature hikes, antiquing excursions).
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^ Is congratulating himself for finally succeeding in killing a thread. Oh, wait... :(
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^ gave him self a pat on the back to soon :D |
^Created the 'Backpats-R-Us' service.
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^ Can't understand why his 'Express Haircut and Circumcision' business isn't flourishing. :frown:
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^ is worried that his ears are getting horny.
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^ gets horny over his anxiety-ridden ears.
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^ is the result of a rapper and rhino that dated, and subsequently procreated.
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