04-10-2009, 07:12 AM | #9621 |
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^ has sixteen sub-nipples for each of her tweleve nipples.
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04-10-2009, 07:37 AM | #9622 |
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^ Has special eyeglasses custom-made for his three eyes. Hey, Six-Eyes!
< Refrained from mentioning ^'s diphallia condition.
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04-10-2009, 10:07 AM | #9623 |
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^ has a thing for chics who have six eyes
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04-10-2009, 10:09 AM | #9624 |
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^ worships the Old Dark Things
^^ posted a post that made me look up 'diphallia' on Wikipedia and see a quite odd and disturbing image.
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04-10-2009, 01:42 PM | #9625 |
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^ has a diphallia.....teehee
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04-14-2009, 05:49 PM | #9626 |
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^ Is taking a break from running her chain of GFC restaurants by reviving her one-woman show Ventriloquism of the Vagina, touring cross-country this summer.
(Yes, I could have made a very naughty pun above, but it probably would've gotten me banned and 'd.)
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04-14-2009, 07:19 PM | #9627 |
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^ has a dirty mind (which is, of course, a joy forever).
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04-15-2009, 04:59 AM | #9628 |
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^ Is literally trying to clean up the internet using his virtural soap, Puritan, "99.999999% Squeaky Clean".
< the 0.000001% whose filthy mouth and mind can never be cleansed
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04-15-2009, 12:22 PM | #9629 |
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^ is proud of his dirty mind
< likes to pick ^'s mind
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04-18-2009, 12:50 PM | #9630 |
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^ Picked my mind, scrubbed it clean with Puritan soap and thankfully, put it back. However, she kept the stubbornly filthy part she couldn't clean in a small jar on her nighttable, next to her bed.
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04-18-2009, 01:50 PM | #9631 | |
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^ is happy that I keep a small part of him on my night stand
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04-18-2009, 03:20 PM | #9632 |
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^ With Trep's absence, needs to get inspiration for her flirty-dirty talk from another source.
< Really gave her a piece of my mind (Luckily, I could spare it. )
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04-19-2009, 03:19 AM | #9633 | |
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^ Wrote a flirty-dirty talk book and sold it for $2.00
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04-20-2009, 01:40 AM | #9634 |
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^ That picture speaks no lie, she is really a bulldog who enjoys a wearing underwear
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04-20-2009, 03:06 AM | #9635 |
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^ is a cat playing a keyboard
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04-25-2009, 04:30 AM | #9636 |
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^ Is thinking of adding "Sam & Max stew" to her ever-growing menu but is not planning to mention to customers wondering about the name that she's using dog and rabbit meat.
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04-25-2009, 04:53 AM | #9637 |
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^ is the first to eat Bullsie's Sam 'n' Max stew.
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04-25-2009, 08:57 AM | #9638 |
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^ want's me to bottle the stew for him and send it to him.
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05-03-2009, 09:00 PM | #9639 |
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^ Attempted to ship the stew to the Netherlands but the jar was seized by Dutch authorities fearing another attack on the Royal family. The contents were analyzed and it was deemed safe except for one very, very special ingredient that bulldog puts in all of her cooking........... lard. (You were expecting me to say "love" again, weren't you??? )
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05-04-2009, 11:53 AM | #9640 |
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^ wants me to send him my "special" sauce with my special ingredient to him by the truck loads.
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