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^ wants to do a "Mrs Robinson" on a 17-year-old step
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^ wishes he could call me Mrs. Robinson
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^ And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson,
Jesus loves you more than you will know God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson |
^ in the naked light saw 10,000 people, maybe more
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^wants to be seen naked by 10,000 people or more.
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^ invented the "Naked Light". You replace your light bulb with the new naked light and anyone that turns that light on will automatically loose their clothes. ^ is selling them for $19.99
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^is my number one customer.
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.....teehee.....
^ ships the naked light to me and I sell them here for double the price. ^ and < make great business partners :P |
^ had an unfortunate customer relations problem when she sold tehm "Nuked Light" bulbs instead.
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^ rebranded them "Hiroshima Lightbulbs" for cultural sensitivity purposes.
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^ sales purple light bulds on the side for extra money
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^ flashes her "headlights" for extra money.
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^wants to be Flash Gordon singing
-Ah-aaaaaaaaahhh!! Savior of the Universe. |
^ originally thought Flash was a hair stylist (having heard the lyrics as "Flash. Barber. Shaver of the Universe")
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^ thought Flash was a good anniversary gift for his wife.
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^ likes to flash old ladies at night
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^ wears her sunglasses at night, and plays old Corey Hart songs while she's at it.
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^ wears shades while watching old Hart-to-Hart episodes
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^ has an old heart
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^ is an old fart
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