04-03-2007, 06:49 AM | #8181 |
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^ pinches the nippers in her day-care centre to get them to shut up
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04-03-2007, 06:54 AM | #8182 |
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^ shut up his children with a little rum in their bottles.
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04-03-2007, 07:10 AM | #8183 |
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^ doesn't realise that my kids are old enough to drink directly from cans of lager now
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04-03-2007, 07:25 AM | #8184 |
The Thread™ will die.
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^ thinks that five is a good age to start drinking from cans of lager.
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04-03-2007, 07:27 AM | #8185 |
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^ thinks by age five children should have moved onto miniature bottles of spirits.
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04-03-2007, 08:07 AM | #8186 |
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^ carries a small bottles of spirits with him all the time
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04-03-2007, 08:15 AM | #8187 |
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^^ runs Jatsie's Junior Gin Joint
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04-03-2007, 09:12 AM | #8188 |
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^ wants to be nipped every 5 minutes
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04-03-2007, 09:15 AM | #8189 |
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^ doesn't realise this is the rumour thread, not the "state a fact you know about someone after stalking them thread."
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04-03-2007, 09:32 AM | #8190 |
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teehee you are so funny
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04-03-2007, 10:33 AM | #8191 |
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^Doesn't realize Jat's little bottles are Laudanum
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04-04-2007, 01:10 AM | #8192 |
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^ keeps Jat's bottles topped up
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04-04-2007, 05:00 AM | #8193 |
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^ has a bottle collection
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04-04-2007, 08:04 PM | #8194 |
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^ keeps her whiskey in a mason jar
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04-04-2007, 11:06 PM | #8195 |
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^ being drunk and weary went to Molly's chamber, taking Molly with him never knowing the danger.
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04-05-2007, 12:49 AM | #8196 |
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^ was never ever thinkin' there was danger in the water, he was drinkin', he just guzzled it down
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04-05-2007, 04:05 AM | #8197 |
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^ knows what it's like to have a close encounter with a candiru fish.
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04-05-2007, 11:54 AM | #8198 |
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04-07-2007, 01:40 AM | #8199 |
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^ is Prince Charming and knows ridicule is nothing to be scared of.
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04-07-2007, 07:24 AM | #8200 |
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^ Former lead singer for Supertramp.
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