12-12-2006, 04:08 PM | #7201 |
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^Wrote an 'Ode to de Toilet'.
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12-12-2006, 04:08 PM | #7202 |
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^ translated the Ode to de Toilet into Esperanto.
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12-13-2006, 01:14 AM | #7203 |
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^ thinks that knowing Esperanto will make him a hit with de laydees
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12-13-2006, 04:37 AM | #7204 |
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^ thinks he is already a hit with the de laydees
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12-13-2006, 05:06 AM | #7205 |
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^ likes to hit de men (with karate chops)
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12-13-2006, 05:48 AM | #7206 |
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^ would like to my student so I can teach him de chops
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12-13-2006, 06:12 AM | #7207 |
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^ put a lamb chop on her black eye.
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12-13-2006, 11:06 AM | #7208 |
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^ wants me to black his eye so he can have lamb chops as cool as mine
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12-13-2006, 12:21 PM | #7209 |
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^ always burns the lamb chops so they are black
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12-13-2006, 12:29 PM | #7210 |
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^ asks black sheep if they have any wool.
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12-13-2006, 12:33 PM | #7211 |
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^ always has three bags full on hand.
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12-13-2006, 01:58 PM | #7212 |
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^ is in fact the little girl who lives down the lane.
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12-13-2006, 02:11 PM | #7213 |
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^ is in fact the boy who kisses the girls and makes them cry.
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12-13-2006, 02:13 PM | #7214 |
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^ is a boy who watches girls who watch the boys who watch the girls who watch the boys go by.
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12-13-2006, 02:36 PM | #7215 |
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^ is watching you, Big Brother style.
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12-13-2006, 02:37 PM | #7216 |
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^ mistook Big Brother for a sequel to Big Momma's House.
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12-13-2006, 02:40 PM | #7217 |
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^ is big mama in drag
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12-13-2006, 02:40 PM | #7218 |
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^ found himself strangely attracted to Martin Lawrence in drag.
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12-13-2006, 02:42 PM | #7219 |
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^ once dressed up as Martin Lawrence in drag for a Halloween party.
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12-13-2006, 02:45 PM | #7220 |
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^ Once dressed as Gina, Martin’s gf for Halloween
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