12-08-2005, 04:48 AM | #641 |
Party On Dudes
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^Has secret fantasies about guys who have fantasies about guys with fluffy white tails, and double-edged axes that swing into huge cheeses with C4 in the centre.
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12-08-2005, 08:37 AM | #642 |
Senior Member
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Location: Here and now
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^ Uses a carrot to make an obscene snowman.
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12-08-2005, 08:40 AM | #643 |
Bad Influence
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^ Spends all winter arranging snow-people in lewd, suggestive poses.
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12-08-2005, 09:34 AM | #644 |
Magic Wand Waver
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^Will only eat carrots when carved in lewd suggestive poses.
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12-08-2005, 09:45 AM | #645 |
merely human
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Location: Chicago
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^ Loves to hand carve carrots into lewd suggestive poses for Scott.
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12-08-2005, 10:53 AM | #646 |
Schoolgirl From Hell
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^ Secretly loves doing algebra while checking in on the forum.
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12-08-2005, 11:43 AM | #647 |
Jack Bauer loves you
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^Can't forecast the weather.
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12-08-2005, 03:07 PM | #648 |
Chris Barraclough
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^ Is a real T-rex, and permanently frustrated because his hands cannot reach his penis.
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12-08-2005, 03:27 PM | #649 |
Ale! And keep 'em coming!
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^Did not attend his class of Reptile Anatomy.
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12-08-2005, 05:50 PM | #650 |
Jack Bauer loves you
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^ Educated on the subject of reptiles, Jaz knows that even though the T-Rex's hands cannot reach his penis, his penis can in fact reach many other things. Look out behind you, T-Rex!
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12-08-2005, 06:07 PM | #651 |
Bad Influence
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Uses his Y-fronts as an artificial cloaca.
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12-09-2005, 01:17 AM | #652 |
Chris Barraclough
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^ Rents out his beard as a home for orphaned squirrels
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12-09-2005, 01:22 AM | #653 |
delusions of adequacy
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
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^Lacks commitment to Sparkle Motion
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12-09-2005, 03:39 AM | #654 |
Schoolgirl From Hell
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Location: Scotland
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Is an advocate for squirrels, hamsters and wallabees.
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12-09-2005, 02:38 PM | #655 |
Beamin' Demon
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^Is secretly sending a Fembot to London for Christmas in her place.
(Watch out, Squarsie!!!)
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12-09-2005, 02:38 PM | #656 | |
Ale! And keep 'em coming!
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^Secretly dressed up as fembot and replaced the same, because he wants to give Squaresie the shock of his life by kidnapping his adventure game collection.
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12-09-2005, 02:44 PM | #657 |
The Thread™ will die.
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^ hangs a dead squirrel on her Christmas tree as a warning to the others.
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12-09-2005, 03:05 PM | #658 |
Psychonaut
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^ Kills squirrels and posts them to Jaz.
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12-09-2005, 03:09 PM | #659 |
The Thread™ will die.
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^ points out the squirrels for ^^ to kill and send to ^^^.
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12-09-2005, 03:14 PM | #660 |
Super Moderator
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Location: Ohio
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^Has forgotten how to spell and can only use ^ and hope someone understands.
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