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^ walks over air blowers so his kilt will blow in the wind
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^ blows air up scots' kilts with bellows.
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^pays^^ to blow up Scot's kilts with bellows
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^ makes home videos of the whole thing and sells them on upkiltoops.com
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^ wants to hire ^^ to run upkiltoops.com
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^ wants a subscription to upkiltoops.com
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^ wants a subscription to Electricity Pylon Magazine Monthly.
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^loves the feel of Tesla Coils in the morning
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^ starts his car in the mornings using a potato as a conductor
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^ Provides electricity to her home with a giant potato battery
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^Has a PC that runs off lemons
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^ runs his diesel engine on used cooking oil.
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^ uses small burritos for gas
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^ Gets gas from eating small burritos
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^ gets gas from eating small children
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^ Actually goes by the name of Lucretia Bordello in real life.
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^ plans on changing his name to Lucretia Bordello after the sex change operation
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^ Tried to get into the pr0n industry after
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^ tried to get into the pr0n industry, but found himself farming prawns instead
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^Is awesome for having a "Beauty and the Beast" quote in her signature. Does not have a secret crush on Gaston.
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