^ has a pet frog and kisses it every night hoping it will turn into a handsome man

http://www.underwater.com.au/content/5539/seahorse.jpg
"I want you, Jatsie. I want you bad."

^ keeps a picture of Jat on his desk

Gawd I wish!!!

^^ keeps a picture of me on her desk... only it's not really me.

^ wishes that she got laid like I did today. :P

^ is blissfully unaware that "laid" means "ugly" in French.

^ Pretends to be French but is lousy at it.

^ pretends to be gay but is lousy at it

^ Pretends to be online but is lousy at it.

^ thinks he is a hottie in tight jeans

^ agrees with him

^ made a movie about himself called "The Scottish Hero" it flopped at the movies

:crazy: You've been stalking me! Heh heh, I do wear tight jeans. Gap skinny jeans, women's size 2 (I've no choice, goddamn men's jeans never fight fit right). However, they give me this nice lean line. Actually a lot of nice Parisian men wear their jeans that way.

^ is soon announcing the grand opening of Beiddie's Bed & Breakfast.

^ Has booked B's B&B all to himself for the remainder of the year.

I’m not stalking you…… yet :devil:. I’m just jealous that you can wear a size 2 now that’s :crazy:


^ ^ Plays connect the dots with his freckles

^ likes private B & B's done in yellow only ( such a diva) :P

^is mad because ^^ has better curves

^ Once asked an Airstream trailer out on a date 'cause it had sexy curves.

:crazy: My problem is that I have a hard time finding clothes in the men's department that fit. Hell, a good third of my wardrobe (which is scant anyway, I hate having too many of anything) is from the women's department.

:9~ Jatsie has freckles?

:shifty: It's ochre. Ochre. And only the kitchen.

Nono, I pretend to be French Canadian. That's different.