06-25-2006, 01:20 PM
|
#3041 |
|
The Threadâ„¢ will die.
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 22,542
     |
^ was controlling the referee of the Portugal/Netherlands game using the power of her mind, and was thus responsible for giving Portugal a nasy semi-final...
Oh, wait... they're playing England. Forget the nasty bit, then... |
|
|
06-26-2006, 05:12 AM
|
#3042 | |
|
Lazy Bee
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Sweden
Posts: 7,518
|
Quote:
__________________
Temporary guest in your life |
|
|
|
|
06-26-2006, 07:16 AM
|
#3045 |
|
Chris Barraclough
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: London
Posts: 2,437
|
^ Knows as well as anyone that Rob's a cyborg (just look at the name, ROBot, isn't it obvious??)
__________________
Games and Tech journo, and broke-arse author of Bat Boy (UK Authors Prize 2010 Winner), Crack (Page Turner Prize 2011 shortlisted) and Dead Dogs (nominated for the Dylan Thomas Sony Reader Award). Check out www.chrisbarraclough.co.uk for promotions and giveaways. Twitter: Seebaruk |
|
|
|
06-26-2006, 07:44 AM
|
#3046 |
|
Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 6,378
|
^ hopes Rob is one of the robots scientists are predicting we will soon be having sex with.
__________________
"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
|
|
|
06-26-2006, 08:25 AM
|
#3047 |
|
Chris Barraclough
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: London
Posts: 2,437
|
I have sex with my toaster, does that count?
 ^ Is one of the scientists who predicts we will be having sex with robots, although he personally prefers small mammals
__________________
Games and Tech journo, and broke-arse author of Bat Boy (UK Authors Prize 2010 Winner), Crack (Page Turner Prize 2011 shortlisted) and Dead Dogs (nominated for the Dylan Thomas Sony Reader Award). Check out www.chrisbarraclough.co.uk for promotions and giveaways. Twitter: Seebaruk |
|
|
|
06-26-2006, 08:52 AM
|
#3048 |
|
Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 6,378
|
^ has developed a method of toasting a bagel during coitus with the toaster.
__________________
"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
|
|
|
06-26-2006, 08:55 AM
|
#3049 |
|
Chris Barraclough
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: London
Posts: 2,437
|
They may turn out salty but nyeh
 ^ Is turned on by toaster porn
__________________
Games and Tech journo, and broke-arse author of Bat Boy (UK Authors Prize 2010 Winner), Crack (Page Turner Prize 2011 shortlisted) and Dead Dogs (nominated for the Dylan Thomas Sony Reader Award). Check out www.chrisbarraclough.co.uk for promotions and giveaways. Twitter: Seebaruk |
|
|
|
06-26-2006, 09:45 AM
|
#3052 |
|
Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 6,378
|
^ replaced his "On/Off" button with a dimmer switch.
__________________
"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
|
|
|
06-26-2006, 09:45 AM
|
#3053 |
|
Freeware Co-ordinator
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: South East England.
Posts: 7,309
|
^ is turned on a natural 20.
__________________
No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
|
|
|
06-26-2006, 01:47 PM
|
#3054 |
|
The Threadâ„¢ will die.
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 22,542
|
^ is turned on a spit before the kebab man cuts him into slices and sells him to unsuspecting students.
|
|
|
|
06-26-2006, 02:03 PM
|
#3055 |
|
Freeware Co-ordinator
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: South East England.
Posts: 7,309
|
^ is one of those unsuspecting students.
__________________
No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
|
|
|
06-26-2006, 02:11 PM
|
#3057 |
|
merely human
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Chicago
Posts: 22,309
|
^ Habitually licks stepsie when he's not looking.
__________________
platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs | gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii | blog: a space alien | book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris | games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain | sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer | music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake | twitter: a_space_alien |
|
|
|
06-26-2006, 02:12 PM
|
#3059 |
|
The Threadâ„¢ will die.
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 22,542
|
^^ fantasises about me licking stepsie, and then announces it on public forums.
^ doesn't look before he clicks. |
|
|
Feeds
