^ Creates Spam threads on a regular basis

^knows I'm right.

^ Knows the truth is out there

^ likes to steal cookies.

^knows the truth but keeps hiding it from me, of which is the anagram "Death Rust Diem"

^ Is known as the jokemeister in his local Dungeons & Dragons club.

^harbours a secret desire for rabbits with pancakes on their heads.

^ may be talking about a deleted post. (@ Mares)

^ harbours an obvious desire for rabbits with pancakes on their heads.

^ Deleted RLaceys last post.

^ Sells rabbits with pancakes on their heads and secretly implanted cameras to fetishist customers.

Spoiler:

I know this'll end up going to the wrong person, and I don't care

^ @ Lacey. I might've been, but now it's just a rumour, isn't it?

^provides pot to crazy black Russian squirrels.

^ fancies Englishmen.

^ @ Mira. Gets her pot by stealing it from the squirrels' secret stash. She usually goes out to their tree when she's having a period, when they dare not attack her.

^ @ Squarsie. Fancies Frenchmen.

^ Is searching for the fountain of youth.

^ Fountain of Youth wouldn't help at all.

^Touches things and they turn to gold. Solid gold.

^ Was turned to gold after Phantom touched him

^ In actuality SJH's downstairs neighbour who's been secretly spying on his activities...

^ Said she was gonna dump SJH after I told her some of his disgusting habits, including the way he bites his toenails off and flicks them at passing cats.

^ Was impressed by Squarejaw's limberness earned through a lifetime of toenail biting. :D

^ Fantasizes about biting SJH's toenails.

^ Fantasizes about watching.

^ Fantasizes about being watched.

^ Fantasizes about digital watches.

^ Has been known to watch the watchers. ;)

^ Is actually one of the many personalities of a randy teenaged cheerleader with the multiple personality disorder.

^ Is actually one of the many personalities of a randy teenaged cheerleader with the multiple personality disorder.

^Doesn't know his alphabet.

^Found the Holy Grail



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^ Buried the "Holy Grail".

^Found it, but later discovered it was actually the Holy Mountain Dew Caraffe, which is holy to her highness the Loony Empress (i.e.: Give it back to me! I want Mountain Dew!)


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^ Is nothing but a figment of Igrette's imagination.

"That's right. Jazy doesn't actually exist. I made her up one night when I was really bored, you know?"

I must say, Iggy, that you have done a good job. Jazy is an interesting character. I like her a lot.

"Well, I was bored with her but I will let her stick around a bit more. Just for you since you like her"

That's so kind of you, Iggy. Thanks.

:D

^Is one another figment of Iggy's imagination.

"Yes, he was the prototype. I got bored with him, because he wasn't loony enough."

That's so nice of you to say, Iggy. But not nice to say to Gillysie.

"Well, I think I will stick with you for some time more. Your reign looks successful, and I need entertainment."

Well, thank you I guess.

"Nothing to thank for. You supply me with soy. And pillows."

Sooooo...is Mr. Grue also a figment of your imagination?

"Heavens, No! I would never be able to think up such a great person as Mr. Grue. He has his own figments, though."

Such as?

"Well, Tempsie and SamNmax, for one. He says he prefers to have edgy figments, because they taste better in case he is forced to eat them."

That's...delightful. Good to know that figments can be eaten.

"Yeah, isn't it? I imagine figments to be quite sinewy, so no worries. I won't eat you."

That's a relief!

"Something that I don't understand is that Jazhara666, your evil twin, was also able to create figments, although she is a figment herself! And ones quite contrary to her own nature, for they are not evil at all."

Who are her figments?

"Why, the Mods of course!"


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^ is writing a novel entitled "Me and My Dragon: The Iggy Story". While drinking lots of Mountain Dew.

^doesn't really know how to spell :D

^ Thinks that "the center of the sulfur" is spelt correctly :shifty:...

^ Has a mad notion that "center" should be spelled "centre" and thus is crazy.

:D

^ failed to wholly grasp his amateur psychology course, and thus denounces people, incorrectly, as mad.

^ Uses LacyWare as a trademark for a very sexy brand of women lingerie.

^ Sends mass spam e-mails as a full time job. :spam: