04-26-2006, 09:26 AM
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^ is considering selling his trucking business and writing romantic novels for a living.
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04-26-2006, 09:30 AM
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^ Tried to find a copy of Herbert Garrison's "The Valley of the Penises" at a local library, before discovering it wasn't a real book.
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04-26-2006, 09:30 AM
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^ writes romantic novels about the loving relationship between a trucker and his truck.
edit: youre a placebo fan too. kewl.
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04-26-2006, 09:35 AM
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^ once wrote a children's story called "Thomas the Truck Engine", but it didn't take off.
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04-26-2006, 02:09 PM
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^ asked Jaz to correct his spelling, but she had a seizure at the word "
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04-26-2006, 02:13 PM
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Ale! And keep 'em coming!
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^is right
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE! |
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04-26-2006, 02:23 PM
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Ale! And keep 'em coming!
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^Is actually unable to speak proper english, or even spell correctly, and is just pretending to be able to do so.
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*a muscle in the corner of one eye begins twitching nervously* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH!!!!!! *runs around, waving hands around madly* *suddenly stops. A fizz, and a 'plop' sound are heard, as small cloud of steam is seen puffing off head - Brain short-circuited* -
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE! |
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04-26-2006, 02:25 PM
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^ has just certified my patented Jaz TortureMatic™ as ready to use, and will now be enslaved to me forever!
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04-26-2006, 02:27 PM
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^^ Likes to do impressions of potassium being thrown into a trough of water.
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04-26-2006, 02:30 PM
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^ tried to get me to impresonate a lump of lead thrown into a trough of water, and then saw the sparks fly as the trough broke.
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04-26-2006, 02:31 PM
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^ shuns chemistry in favour of alchemy and still claims he shall one day have the ability to turn lead into gold.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
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04-26-2006, 02:31 PM
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Ale! And keep 'em coming!
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^Likes to test my newest torture techniques. And loves my classic murder ones. Want another go at the classic "Drowning in a ten hectolitre vat Raspberry Jelly after having been treated by acupuncture with paperclips"?
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04-26-2006, 02:38 PM
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^ does has a ten hectolitre vat, but it's actually full of lemon curd.
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04-26-2006, 03:03 PM
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^ mistook liposuctioned fat for lemon curd.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
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04-26-2006, 03:15 PM
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^ is having all of the fat injected into his lips.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
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