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^ ^loves haggis so much he's starting the first McHaggis in Scotland. ^provides her tongue. |
^ gave me the idea b/c she had done it before :D
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^ is going to be known as bull hotdog from now on. :D
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^ had work done on his nose b/c it looked like a bird beak :D
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^ had work on beak because it looked like a penis
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^ scared of his shadow b/c it grabbed him
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^ is scared of the Pope because he looks like the emporer from star wars
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^ tried to comfort me b/c I was scared of the empire, but instead I ate him.
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^ is scared of indigestion
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^ is scared of congestion on the roads.
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^ secretly engineered the congestion charge.
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^ signed a new law so that SSH gets stuck in traffic each day
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^ doesn't know that I walk to work each day
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^doesn't realize he'll be struck by lightning on his way to work tomorrow.
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^ doesn't realise he'll strike GAWLD! PEEYOR GAWLD!
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^ takes mambo lessons on Saturdays
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^ learns algebra for fun and enjoyment.
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^ got caught painting graffiti on the side of his house and his mom beat his behind :D
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^ got caught spraying graffiti on the side of her mom and got chased round the street by ninja assassins armed with guns
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^ got caught spying on the neighbors dog, now he has to do popper scooper work for 6 weeks.
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^ got caught spying on foreign lands, now she has to do community service for said lands.
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^ dreams of being a nude cook that only cooks bacon :D
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^ dreams of the nude cook's meat
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^ boils sausage in the nude standing on his head
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^ stalks my posts
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^ only wishes I would stalk him....
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^ uses a genie for all wishing needs
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^ uses a fairy for all washing needs.
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^ Uses a plank for all... uh... wooden needs
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^uses cinnamon for all spicy needs.
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^ wants to sting Stepurham so his "bee" hind will get bigger
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^doesn't know that Stepurhan is my official on-line-flirt.
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^ lucky him ( I need an online flit too)..... ^ likes boring accountants
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^ doesn't recognise an exciting, thrill-a-minute accountant when she sees one. :D
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^ hopes no-one knows that he is a "turf accountant"
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^ had a bad experience with a forensic accountant.
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^hopes for a romantic experience with a sexy accountant.
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^ likes to count ants
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^ likes to see the count on sesame street counting
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^ Has an unfortunate habit of typing an extraneous letter "o" before typing a "u".
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