ROFL! Funniest order confirmation I've ever had the pleasure of reading!

squarejawhero · 07-18-2005, 11:09 AM

I ordered Robyn Miller's Ambo album this weekend, and it's just shipped - but I suddenly noticed the confirmation, and thought it was hilarious! Here it is -

Quote:

Your CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with
sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure
it was in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over
the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money
can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party
marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of
Portland waved 'Bon Voyage!' to your package, on its way to you, in
our private CD Baby jet on this day, Monday, July 18th.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did.
Your picture is on our wall as 'Customer of the Year'. We're all
exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!

Heheh. Think I can sue them if it doesn't arrive in a fine gold box?

(read it with a touch of sarcasm and it's even funnier)

Intrepid Homoludens · 07-18-2005, 11:21 AM

LMAO!!! That's too damn cute. More companies should have such an irreverent sense of humour.

squarejawhero · 07-18-2005, 12:27 PM

It's great, isn't it? Anyone else come across anything like this before?

Talas · 07-18-2005, 12:34 PM

Just this:

Quote:

The package has been send to [Error 503 - Bad sequence of commands]

To where!? Where?! Please tell me!

squarejawhero · 07-18-2005, 12:41 PM

Oh, CDBaby's a great site too.

http://cdbaby.com/flavor

Nice idea!

edit - the Music To Have Sex To is appropriately named. Smoky stuff. The Rondell track is great - when R+B is gooooooood it's GREAT.

07-18-2005, 11:21 AM	#2
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	LMAO!!! That's too damn cute. More companies should have such an irreverent sense of humour. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

07-18-2005, 12:27 PM	#3
squarejawhero Epinionated. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: London Posts: 5,841	It's great, isn't it? Anyone else come across anything like this before? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Starter of Thread Must Die.

07-18-2005, 12:41 PM	#5
squarejawhero Epinionated. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: London Posts: 5,841	Oh, CDBaby's a great site too. http://cdbaby.com/flavor Nice idea! edit - the Music To Have Sex To is appropriately named. Smoky stuff. The Rondell track is great - when R+B is gooooooood it's GREAT. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Starter of Thread Must Die. Last edited by squarejawhero; 07-18-2005 at 12:48 PM.

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