[SakSquash]

Originally Posted by gillyruless

I guess now I finally understand why you wanted to get that penile injection fov was writing about.

No no, that was a misunderstanding. I thought she was the one that wanted the penile injection

[Talas]

Are we alone in the universe?

[Elton28]

Originally Posted by Talas

Are we alone in the universe?

Deffo no

[Manhunter71]

Oh wise and all-knowing Scott........


.....what are next week's winning lottery numbers?

(PM me the answer - I don't want everyone else cashing in on my good luck)

[Wormsie]

Originally Posted by Ninth

Well, that's all very interesting and all, but... what about Artwking coworker??

That's my philosophy. Or how was it that Sartre's philosophy was put... During his first kiss nobody thinks about whether or not we exist.

[Sage]

Originally Posted by Ninth

Well, that's all very interesting and all, but... what about Artwking coworker??

If he plays his cards right, they might begin dating.

ScottMate

[Sage]

Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

You want me to close this thread?

Nah, but I sure felt like death warmed over at work today after staying up until 4am this morning. Everyone seemed to be talking so fast.

ScottMate

[Sage]

Originally Posted by squarejawhero

Nivvah!

@Scott - those are some impressive answers... but riddle me this...

Why does it always rain on me?

Do you mean aside from the fact that you live in an area world-famous for dreary weather? A place where coziness has been raised to an art form?
Into each life a little rain must fall, and you're getting your share right now. But nothing lasts forever, and this rainy spell will make you appreciate the arrival of bright sunshine all the more.

Is it because I lied when I was 17?

Well, yes...that could have something to do with it, too. Fibbing is very bad karma, so you do have a bit of a debt to pay there.

ScottMate

[Sage]

Originally Posted by samIamsad

I've witnessed the second coming! Impressive. Darn impressive...

Hardly. My fifteen seconds of notoriety, if that. I intend to milk it like a prize Holstein while it lasts, though.

So... am I allowed to ask some questions, my Lord?

First cross my palm with silver, O aspirant to knowledge.
Or not...

Ice T or ice tea?

Ice(d) Tea, the "house wine of the South", every time.

Banana shake or Banana Joe?

"Ick" or drunken "Ick". Banana shake is the lesser of the two evil abominations.

Headbanging or stagediving?

Headbanging. What happens if you stagedive and no-one catches you?

Point&click or rock and roll?

Less fun with point&click, but less hangover the next day as well. Under 25, rock and roll. Over 25, point&click.

Money, money, money or girls, girls, girls?

To quote the famous philosopher Lucien21:
"Money, money, money = girls, girls, girls, but girls, girls, girls = skint, skint, skint". I couldn't possibly have put it better myself.

ScottMate

[Sage]

Originally Posted by Jazhara7

I'd like to add something to that:

Velo or Töffli?


-

With Velo, at least you're getting some exercise and making yourself more fit.
With Toffli, some people might consider you a bit of a nerd, so I'll have to go with Velo.

ScottMate

[Aj_]

You guys are working Scott a lil' hard there.

[Sage]

Originally Posted by temporaryscars

Oh great Scott, what can I do about my miniscule manhood?

Immediately begin tongue-stretching exercises, start taking yoga classes to improve your flexibility, and develop a devastatingly charming personality.
Or, get a job that pays you absurdly large amounts of money on a regular basis.
Implants are available, but their effectiveness is limited; You can't put ten pounds of potatoes in a two pound sack without the sack bursting.

ScottMate

[Aj_]

Implants are available, but their effectiveness is limited; You can't put ten pounds of potatoes in a two pound sack without the sack bursting.

For christs sake, I didn't need that image.

[Sage]

Originally Posted by Talas

Are we alone in the universe?

Billions of galaxies in the universe, millions of stars in each one, and numerous planets orbiting many of those stars. It's only a matter of time before we find indisputable proof of life on one of those planets, but how much time is anyone's guess.
Will intergalactic wars break out because these aliens refuse to put the cap back on the tooth/tentacle/antenna paste after they've used it might be a more pertinant question.

ScottMate

[SakSquash]

Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

Immediately begin tongue-stretching exercises, start taking yoga classes to improve your flexibility, and develop a devastatingly charming personality.
Or, get a job that pays you absurdly large amounts of money on a regular basis.
Implants are available, but their effectiveness is limited; You can't put ten pounds of potatoes in a two pound sack without the sack bursting.

ScottMate

Hmm...what if I just learned a few backflips and magic tricks?

[simpson_yellow]

Scott,

Objectively, which is correct: front-to-back or back-to-front?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

I laughed out loud when I saw this thread. On par with the first 40 or so posts of the 'Sex and Film' thread (kudos to squarejaw for starting both).

For the record, Scott, you're doing a stupendous job answering these questions. Bravo. I won't make things too difficult but I do have one serious question (well two actually) for you:

1) Have you started Myst IV yet?
2) If so, what do you think?

[Sage]

Originally Posted by temporaryscars

Hmm...what if I just learned a few backflips and magic tricks?

Hmmm...I need to get a better idea of the level of "miniscule" that we're dealing with here. One person's appetizer might be another person's banquet. Perhaps if you PM'd me a photo, making sure to include a ruler or coin in the shot so I can judge scale, I might be able to offer more useful advice.

ScottMate

[Glenn Epic]

Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

Hmmm...I need to get a better idea of the level of "miniscule" that we're dealing with here. One person's appetizer might be another person's banquet. Perhaps if you PM'd me a photo, making sure to include a ruler or coin in the shot so I can judge scale, I might be able to offer more useful advice.

ScottMate

That's just what you want to hear someone say on the internet

[SakSquash]

Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

Hmmm...I need to get a better idea of the level of "miniscule" that we're dealing with here. One person's appetizer might be another person's banquet. Perhaps if you PM'd me a photo, making sure to include a ruler or coin in the shot so I can judge scale, I might be able to offer more useful advice.

ScottMate

Well, let me put it this way, I want to avoid holding a quarter next to it out of a fear of a crushing accident.

Oh man, I better put a stop to this. I'm just kidding! It's really not small. I swear. It's insanely large and wears a hat!

[Sage]

Originally Posted by simpson_yellow

Scott,

Objectively, which is correct: front-to-back or back-to-front?

To be honest, I love them both. Ideally, one right after the other. Front-to-front is my absolute favorite, though.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

There's nothing wrong with following your hard...um, heart.

I laughed out loud when I saw this thread. On par with the first 40 or so posts of the 'Sex and Film' thread (kudos to squarejaw for starting both).

He's a naughty, clever one, our Squarejaw. I do like the way his mind works.

I won't make things too difficult but I do have one serious question for you:

Have you started Myst IV yet?

Much to my shame, no. I wanted to wait until my off-days so I can devote several uninterrupted hours to the game, but every time I get ready the phone rings and someone from the real world requires my presence. On my next off-days, I may just leave the phone off the hook and dive in.

ScottMate