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06-26-2005, 03:21 PM
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"Soap, spank and awesome obstacle courses: On a search for a Three Word Story"
 Enjoy. "Soap, spank and awesome obstacle courses: On a search for a Three Word Story" A novella by the Adventure Gamers Forums "Puzzles suck!" said Stinger. "The story ends with a timed underwater maze." ... like Samarost, except it doesn't have a very big following among AGers, but for those brave enough to dance the forbidden evil monkey dance of love. I wish I had thought it over a dry martini with a prune, and nothing in Erkki's big head except for the pistachios from remixor and cookies for mycroft's secret stash. Meanwhile, Marek was busy fondling his "bad punks" button, pondering the meaning of his fondling (which it appears is upsetting Kingzjester's new three-word phrase). She left on a large boat, brandishing remixor's big vegetable/hummus sandwich. Meanwhile Stinger began searching for new games without puzzles (which aren't games), yet still playable by unwise youngesters. But the bibs weren't big enough! Tabacco resized them, Trep distributed them Fairygdmther gave instructions, but still, nobody seemed to know what it was. A crazy man was searched by Wate Kalker, evil penguins and mammoths were lodged in her bra. "Clairvoyance has no place in point-&-click interfaces (hallowed they be!)" Curt exposed his dark side to the red thingy, which screamed. It was still alive. Crazy Man said, "Greetings, Kate Walker," then he disappeared! So, she left on a search "I've become mad, but not crazy," he yelled. But he clearly was on the brink of sanity. Nobody expected him to leave on a search for a rubber chicken with mozzarella, peppers, and jalapenos. But he wet himself. Meanwhile on an island of Mirth and Transcendental Horror, Curt misplaced his pants and freaked out. A yellowish parrot crapped all over a crazy man trying to escape from a possibly crazy penguin and Kate Walker, who was totally naked. "I've become mad," she didn't say. Instead she said "Hey you, yeah you, no you, you talkinga me?" "Enter the hedgehog," said Sonic, and died. Repeatedly. After 4724434 brutal deaths, collecting lotsa rings. Marek didn't find a single cabbage. However, he found the love of his twin brother in drag, with a man named Floor Lint. Sometimes it wasn't enough. Meanwhile, in Australia, a crazy man attacked Paul Hogan. "You call that strange, but really... it's a knife." New underwear often smells better than Jake's cheap jokes, but often worse (although those who [connection lost due to multiple posts at the same time]) Bigjko showed his whole family the strange, crazy man who had died in Kate's hands, leaving behind his good looking corpse, that Kate ate. With bulging belly she started looking but then stopped. She'd found a strange crazy man near the woods that cannot be even slightly sane. The story ends... with this post. But there's more. No, there isn't. Ok, you're right, but the sequel, The Sesquipedalian Abecedarian, has more words because of Lazarus being resurrected by a crazy man! Awesome obstacle courses were built in 2034 B.C. Unfortunately, awesome obstacle courses they were not. Awesome obstacle courses, rarely make good awesome obstacle courses. "Awesome! Obstacle courses!", said Dave, an awesome obstacle course. That's right - Dave was in fact Awesome Obstacle Course! He needed help - awesome obstacle help [of course] - since there were no more obstacle awesomeness available. Obstacles and a few even less awesome rabid badger families "--Lucasarts, **** off." said everyone in the entire world. Funcom stood firm but LucasArts sank because they're awful (and so are all the star wars based cash-ins except Knights of) but those bastards are complete morons. The End's Nigh but there are still too many words! And so, awesome obstacle courses. My fingers ache, apocalyptic bugs are awesome. Obstacle courses - can't live with awesome obstacle courses! And suddenly out from behind an awesome obstacle course there popped a course (obstacle awesome). It was nice, but what are obstacle courses? Awesome! Like Lucasarts when they were creative with non StarWars masterpieces, like Monkey slaughtering and dropping crazed hippos upon great nearly finished awesome obstacle courses. And that is truly THE END. Epilogue: Remember kids, awesome obstacle courses can be crossed. But What Are They?! Awesome obstacle courses. The final obstacle: awesome courses. "Are obstacles awesome?", "Obstacles are awesome!" , and "Obstacles? Awesome!", sometimes three is four. Awesome obstacle courses are totally awesome. Awesome obstacle courses are no more. About time to start a new and freshening story about death, THE FINAL END. AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES! Once upon another time and place far away from awesome obstacle courses lives a girl who cannot believe tabacco's well trained rabbit has died. But tabacco's lingerie -- or maybe it was his red Ferrari -- attracted many chicks and roosters. Then suddenly, from out of the green , a fierce little awesome obstacle course! 'Twas so small, that 'twas awesome! AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSE! Obsessional behaviour regarding fierce, tiny rodents that resemble baggy sacks of fur. But that'sn't important (if named Erkki) because rodents can't open vodka bottles without their Swiss-Army-Penknives, meant for sharpening blunt pointy teeth! RaMa's café opened only for rodents with an allergy for animal fur, those poor bastards. Who liked flaming pies with two firemen, both named Phil. But nevermind that, awesome obstacle courses have no fur, just like Remixor's search for a pure adventure game. However, funky adventures/awesome obstacle courses, which remixor loves, are totally awesome. And aside from awesome obstacle courses and a search for total awesomeness there was nothing... except awesome obstacle construction facilities. Chocolate awesome obstacle courses don't f-ing exist. AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES are non-existant, okay. Amazing obstacle courses (awesome obstacle courses) sometimes exist. Squirrels, especially roasted, make awesome obstacle courses. Coursing awesome obstacles with demeanor of obstacle courses awesome, coursed awesome obstacles! Awesome obstacle courses! Remixor gets mixed with some bananas and if you add some chocolate beans, the awesome frustration of remixor's love object is insurmountable when chocolate is added to Trep's martini, which is shaken, not stirred (obviously). AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES, exploding remixors flying awesome obstacle courses, andsoonthethreadcompletelydisappearedinthe mass ofothernotsointerestingthreadsthatremixoralsodestr oyed. Damn that remixor to Trep's martini on the rocks shaken not stirred. Sometimes I just SAY "NO" TO AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES! Three worded sentences, easy for most, hard for some to drink martinis and post useful Awesome Obstacle Courses in front of their own house that is located on the moon! The house has awesome obstacle courses, made of Norwegians who are awesome and make adventures - bah, they wish. Awesome obstacle courses in Trep's martini cause remixor to endlessly repeat phrases ("awesome obstacle courses") that bore people. Meanwhile Trep's martini was downed by awesome obstacle courses which remixor chased repeatedly around the star drenched sky. Awesome obstacle courses repeat into infinity. No, please don't! It makes me sad to see awesome obstacle courses. The story died. But when RaMa coursed obstacles awesomely, AGA got pissed. Trep's martini was awesome. Obstacle courses were finally destroyed and remixor left on a search for something entirely awesome. Obstacle courses are never awesome obstacle courses if martinis are sipped non-awesomely. However, remixor coursed his obstacles , the awesome courses. And got bored. But luckily martini is tasty when sipped gently with a long straw. "It's true!" said "It's true!" said Feffer Faifferhosen. "Duh!", he muttered annoyed. But after he left on an awesome obstacle course of boring redundancy, Feffer Faifferhosen exclaimed: No more martini for remixor! Having said that, he thought remixie was lame , and strangely neck-free, and thus decaffeinated bunny-girls loved him. At least that what GreenJeanz dreamed. Clownsuits are for gentlemen who worship Zanthia's awesome obstacle courses. Last edited by Jake; 06-26-2005 at 04:26 PM. |
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06-26-2005, 03:22 PM
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The Dartmaster
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"Bitch," said Trep ,"quit saying that". "(awesome obstacle courses)"
Extaordinary hurdle roads , uber treacherous roads, incredible problematic roads: awesome obstacle courses! So awesome were courses not, while remixie strangled himself with awesome rope. "Kingz's pigeon porn collection was a bout Benoit Sokal's blogs," exclaimed Feffer Faifferhosen. "No more mentioning awesome obstacle courses. Haha, just kidding!" "Remixor's pigeon porn was something that only those with awesome obstacle courses watch. Like remixor. Apart from that they never mention that they would keep remixor alive," exclaimed Feffer Faifferhosen. "OMG, STFU n00b!" shouted RaMa's unmentionable. "AGA's nucking futs." Anyway, meanwhile in the next room, Princess Consuella Bananahamoc & Crapbag, her hairy little pussy, watches the thread, which is amazing. Awesome obstacle courses were jampt overr! ... in which the crappy obstacle courses were jampt overr! and over again, thank f-ing God. Awesome obstacle courses revolved endlessly around Remixor's troubled imagination. "Sombody stop that!" said God in His furiosity, "and then change his underwear while bragging about amazing obstacle courses." His nephew, who destroyed the continuity of this thread with a laser. Dawson's popsicle horses killed remixor. Rejoice! No more "awesome stockable forces", declared AGA and cheered. Blossomed stoppable sources are easily stopped, by prudent moderators coursing awesome ...... whatchamacallits! "I call it water moccasin juice," he sighed deeply. Then he drank -- "Where am I?" -- the insomnia potion. The next morning I am poop. "You soiled yourself!" Sun is shining. Leaving faeces alone... Though they can't be left alone in the awesome obstacle courses demolition zone. Remixor wears pink panties and digs bra's with French lace and long black coats fitting badly, and stinking of cheap French perfume with sincere apologies to pigeon pr0n aficionado KingzJester, Dave did the waltz. Meanwhile, some filthy Kingz seduced pigeons in the nearby Obstacle Course. Feffer forgot his surname and everyone cheered and grilled Remixor's rotting body. Meanwhile Feffer remembered that he forgot about using three words, wheach must be mixed with THREE words. And then monkeys flew out of their houses and obstacles. "Awesome!" shouted Manny Calavera, as he fell dead like drag queens wielding rocket powered, faulty, smell rays. Possum Constable Morse's dangerously shrewd shrew slithered silently southward. But James' idea of good time is very odd, and smells funny but is not very fuzzy. Then a striped penguin sang a song about Bard's avatar which smiled back ferociously. However, Raskolnikov had to aks someone's head off with a blunted blade wheach he stole to a clown. "HUH?!" said Marko. 'Maaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrkoooooooooo', cried everyone and promptly shot rubber arrows at a presidential candidate who watched 'heart', but since he held a seat for his lovely Infernal Chicken, Democrats kept power indefinitely. Hence the phrase: "My ass hurts!" Marek, Remixor, Tim Schafer are those who rule worlds, but thisi s absrud (nothing new there), can't you read? You're too close to the target, so you must kick Zanthia gently because she overuses letters. Awesome obstacle courses - Tim hates them, well not really. Assistant webmasters though hate remixor's lameness - remixor hates himself! Linguistic theories declared definitions would change for donuts (doughnuts?). "I love Tim" screamed someone from inside a volcano that was about doughnuts (or donuts), lovely, lovely doughnuts. Or donuts? Then striding sufficiently swiftly a donut began a pilgrimage to, to linguistic perfection - an English PhD despite ignorant masses, altered space-time continuum, and 2D adventures with Simon and vompires counting three words with doughnuts (donuts?) that are actually filled with blood! "Crullers!!" shouted rex aka Kingzjester. Then remixor hated deadworm. "Orgies suddenly rained over Kingz's pigeon," Tamz cried alone cause she was! El Pollo Diablo! Awesome obstacle courses was old joke nobody cared about. Shameless flamingo droppings dropped shamelessly flamewise. Kingz's pigeon pr0n "hmaaahaaa ah ah!", was well received by a rampaging course of obstacles of horny remixors which Marek wrestled without homoerotic intent. "We need to allow more words in these things," said Kingz, as he licked his lips slowly at the sight Kode's live, cooing pigeons wearing leather thongs, freshly flown in from Madagascar on borrowed wings. And so it was that chunks-o-story became longer. (Awesome obstacle courses.) And the Kingzlebub was happy (for now), and the doughnut finally made peace with the donut, and emma's avatar was still shrouded in mystery, and there was light (because god finally paid his overdue utility bills), and Vosges chocolat truffles spiced with curry powder weakens my knees, although awesome obstacle courses were still present, causing much anger and frustration among the forum members. I am aghast that this thread refuses to die. Deadworm, you've created a monster. I hope you're happy. AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES The end is I am happy, but it has nothing to do with this. Lontoon ulkopuolella asuville jää keskimäärin vähemmän tuloylijäämää kuin Lontoossa asuville. Talouden kasvu Lontoossa on voimakkaampaa kuin muualla Britanniassa. Ihmiset muuttavat taantuma-alueilta kasvualueille. Tämä on johtanut siihen, että kasvualueilla asuntojen hinnat voivat olla jopa viisinkertaiset taantuma-alueisiin verrattuna. 1900-luvun alussa talouden painopiste oli nykyisellä taantumisen alueella, mutta nykyään maan kaakkoisosat ovat kasvualuetta, koska huipputeknologia on keskittynyt sinne. Vaikka ongelma on periaatteessa itsestään korjautuva, käytännössä työvoima muuttaa edelleen kasvualueille. Hallitus on suunnitellut ratkaisevansa tilanteen väherntämällä asuntojen rakentamista kasvualueilla, mutta tämä vain kasvattaisi hintaeroja ja pakottaisi ihmiset jäämään asumaan pohjoiseen. Yritysten saaminen taantuville alueille ei onnistu tuilla, vaan houkuttelemalla koulutettuja ihmisiä asukkaiksi. Yes, though Dead Worm may be happy and blabbering in ancient Lemmingtongue, he is blisfully unaware that soon enough, green and orange plaid chickens will invade his head, causing him to dance the macarena - badly - and develope an unsatiable craving for beanless chili with sour cream and fresh cilantro suppository. AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES |
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06-26-2005, 03:22 PM
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The Dartmaster
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Emma decided that Kingz shouldn't overdose on pigeon pr0n, so she planned on a day when everyone would go to the zoo and have ice cream after getting rid of AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES which, because nobody else in this thread besides me is ignoring, will keep popping up, despite emma distracting the Kingz from his pigeon pr0n and remixor (that horrid little brat) dancing the macarena very badly and Zanthia eventually being tied down to chair and forced to watch him (the imp deserves it), and as well deadworm's meat pie recipe - "Was that supposed to be a working sentence? I can't figure it out, so I'll just cut it here," deadworm222 peeped. Then Trep finally got furious and tore the whole forum apart. Little forum midgets cried when their little homes were destroyed.
I quit! If nobody can handle the word three than I'm outta this thread... All Kingzjester's fault because his panties have extravagant frilly cherry scented baubles . "Hey now," the owner of said panties exclaimed, "more than three words is a good thing. Don't shun progress. True, the likes of Remixor will be more annoying, but that is nothing a little anthrax envelope can't solve." "Besides," he continued, "... my panties rock!" I'll eat you man, I swear! "...wait, this is a 3 story thread. You thread-spoiling bastards," said five virgins who were sitting on a porch eating watermelons. Parsimonious crabs were nocking with a k, "Supercallafragalisticexpialladocious! Supercallafragalisticexpialladocious! Supercallafragalisticexpialladocious!" The joy immeasurable. "Takashi said "supercarafragaristicexpiaradocious!" Is it really true? Is this thread, finally, after a long tedious wait, actually DYING? "Not so fast," said Lara Croft to her lover. Then Lara poked but she didn't get poked (unfortunately), begause someone got poked good elsewhere with good weeds, pokably good weeds wheach were poked very pokingly well also noone could poke good as misterious person that pokes you professionally and with whom poking costs money spent afterwards on even better pokes wheach was predictable when not poking on someones' head and that's how you hokey pokey before sunrise. But was poked in the wrong place. "I puke you!!" "Don't puke me!" I can puke a little schoolgirl's cat so what, so what... if it pukes back, use THREE WORDS! Boston popsicle Norses - a rare find - can be enjoyed with awesome obstacle courses if you remember to boil the water long enough. "that wasn't me," declared Kingz's panties- "it was Trep's!" "Awesome obstacle courses Have.....to.....sleeeeep!!!!!!!!! Those odd courses... ...said the llama owned by Mr remixor's huge ego blah blah yadda, and all that yadda yadda blah", Tamz cried, "You killed my baby!" and now lets use pigeons to tell everyone who their mash shitty shit shit, "AWESOME OBSTACLE COURSES" So cliche that I wanna die with kiwi yoghurt stuck in my pants. "deadworm must die peacefully at the age of 160" a three-headed lesbian said. - tasty, tasty panties. Trep in irons. He hated it, although secretly he really loved it! "Bitch!" he ejaculated over her face which frightened Kingz and he ranaway. Secretly he licked curry mango lollipops from Paris' arse, shouting, "SHUT UP!" and continuing, 'whatintheworldareyoumakingmedo?!?!#@@!#*&^$!!??' "Calisthenics," said Kingz Nonononon! No, no no no no! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! ...and finally... NO. This thread should have died months ago, so I'll just take that remixor route. The man in the middle was being squashed by Moron Lite's big fat ass which had seen better days? hahaha! Flux's purple blouse of sherloks' game BOO! he he "Die Thread, DIE!" said Erkki, but ...you maniacal menace. "Three Three Three," said log p's butt. "i hate myself," log p admitted while checking out bad adventure games. Runaway! "What a travesty!!" screamed log p while searching the Seven Seas for a crazy man, a search that would unravel the whereabouts of Kate Walker's cellphone that left in a search for a crazy man!wheach she lost to Jade's pig who hated log p. The pig is SO awesome it doesn't hate anyone. The awesome pig was SO awesome, said deadworm just because he hated the three-word story. "My blood pressure hated that pig, no - is high," said April Ryan as she scored an interview with a search for a deceased worm. She left on a search for a diseased worm. Oh dear me looks like we're in a loop somewhere near Guadeloupe. She left on a search for a crazy man! Awesome obstacle courses are no match for murphy brown. Awesome obstacle courses likes cremo as Davy Jones's locker. Awesome obstacle courses is deadworm's favorite... (I was gonna say "need to go") Awesome obstacle courses what you want? Awesome obstacle courses!! How much more? Awesome obstacle courses deadworm unimaginatively replied as bloody usual. Awesome obstacle courses - Remo ejaculated hard awesome obstacle courses coursing awesome obstacles. Soap, spank and awesome obstacle courses. Hair gel is good for fantasies about Lighthouses and handsome Oregon men and cutie boys. Gorgeous 'juicy' types with a typewriter by the seaside types a letter to Hermann Hesse. Hermann, baby, how do you eat awesome obstacle courses? Awesome obstacle courses, awesome obstacle courses awesome obstacle courses while writing down awesome obstacle courses and thinking about awesome obstacle courses and also mice. Awesome obstacle courses are like mice who left on a search for a crazy man. She left on awesome obstacle courses awesome obstacle courses awesome obstacle courses awesome obstacle courses crazy obstacle courses awesome obstacle courses awesome obstacle man awesome obstacle courses awesome obstacle courses awesome obstacle courses awesome obstacle courses we'll never forget awesome obstacle courses awes  me  bstacle c urses.Anyway you gotta love those awesome obstacle courses. You couldn't leave it alone now could you? Awesome course obstacles that precedes even awesome obstacle courses, any new words? Well how about awesome obstacle courses, pigeon pr0n, awesome obstacle courses, IMDB has quotes of Grim Fandango, the much drooling would cause anybody to drool more awesome obstacle courses above sea level. Most forum posts written by moderators are grammatically incorrect. But sometimes they not only mistake apples for oranges (which is rather the actual point), but also spoil the freshest bluebarries with game hints in the garden. With samiamsad's pretty face, my spirits sank slowly past 8 Mile road while high on SamNMax's videogame collection. Why did Trep post here? Well, that's easy. He coursed awesome obstacles while preparing a recipe from tabsie, creamy tomato pasta, and fantasize about Fov. That pervert. She ate vegetables 'cause she's a hot, sexy.......thingy without all those big man boobs, hammers for teeth, and such. Whenever her habit of munching biscuits while playing adventure games arises, she quickly grabs the mousy and licks it. Nothing tastes as good as a firm, ripe apple - crisp, dripping with green ketchup and rich, pure, Columbian lover serving it. Some girls dance without any clothes and with women. It makes boys sexually frustrated pigs who turn to Oprah for advice on gutting chickens and reading books without any hesitation. "Whoa wouldn't that be something awesome," cried Mitja, all the while rubbing his trousers with one hand while staring at the neighbors big-ass pet dog humping his Frou-Frou in the cornershop. I don't feel like a perv when I do star jumps and also strawberry milkshakes. Instead I feel dizzy and groovy, sucking on Trep's adventure game criticisms. They are so Summery on the MoS reviews when they should be locked up forever. The band who played "California Lady," not to be confused with "California Girl" or "California Love," mind you, was egocentric posting fingers through letterboxes, whilst waggling a hidden yet forbidden pirate sword from his sorcerer hat! And then thrusting their groins against my gruff beard. He looked toward the other side of Blondebeard's chicken is painted with vertical stripes of a sharty thread. And then there was a man with awesome obstacle courses who got sick of this thread. Double posting hippies with great big fat ugly shankles tied to their feet and shins which were covered with saucy wet ketchup covering every inch of awesome obstacle that were eaten by grizzly bears. So was I. How very odd. Indeed it is. A very weird nutty gal, once a villain, met with the unscrupulous bashing coming from awesome obstacle courses suck balls, mother****er! No they don't. Kids became mangled and tangled. Suddenly I'm not half the man I was before that Beatles' song got me by the place that I can go when I am pretty, oh so pretty woman, walking down into oblivion in the mists and fogs of Argentina. The truth is out there. Agent Scully' girdle didn't know that I wore it with a penis. That is gross. No it isn't. I kill you, but only because you're naked, and/or with girdle. And Jake's jealous. Spoon or straw? The end... for now. |
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06-26-2005, 06:37 PM
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"Best...story...ever!"
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By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem Last edited by Maquisard; 06-26-2005 at 09:22 PM. |
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06-26-2005, 06:50 PM
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, said Mares strangely
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By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem |
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06-27-2005, 01:28 AM
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let's publish it.
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06-27-2005, 03:24 AM
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best thread eva
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06-27-2005, 08:33 AM
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This was like the best read I had since this morning newspapers!
Brilliant!
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