The Sexual Orientation Poll (Round 4)

Wormsie · 06-15-2005, 01:36 PM

Now that the forum has many new faces, I think it's time we redid this one.

Pointless unscientific polls are my forte. The good thing about this one is that the poll will close in 14 days.

And now, cue all those "I'm so ashamed to tell you this, but I'm actually... straight!" -posts. C'mon, you know you want to. Though you used the same joke the last time. And the time before that. And the time before that.

SakSquash · 06-15-2005, 02:01 PM

Why does it matter? Ain't we all humans?

Oh, straight by the way.

AFGNCAAP · 06-15-2005, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by temporaryscars

Ain't we all humans?

I think you just gave Wormsie an idea for his next poll

Straight.

SoccerDude28 · 06-15-2005, 02:07 PM

Does our sexual orientation change that frequently?

06-15-2005, 02:12 PM

I don't even want to think about it. I'm just going to lift weights for the rest of my life...

Straight.

Catbert · 06-15-2005, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by temporaryscars

Why does it matter? Ain't we all humans?

Oh, straight by the way.

But what kind of humans do we like having sex with? Ah, there.

Sage · 06-15-2005, 04:57 PM

I'm a guy, and I'm partial to the men-folk, so I guess that makes me gay.

Another intriguing subject for discussion might be who finds each of us attractive, e.g. I seem to be a magnet for blue-eyed blond males under 5'8" (172 cm) and women with too much makeup and big hair.

ScottMate

Intrepid Homoludens · 06-15-2005, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

I'm a guy...

You downplay that so well.

....not just any guy, okay?

SakSquash · 06-15-2005, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

and women with too much makeup and big hair.

ScottMate

Whured? I'll hook you up with my grandma.

Sage · 06-15-2005, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by temporaryscars

Whured? I'll hook you up with my grandma.

Grandma's a little shy on the makeup, but I guarantee you that if she met me, she'd love me.

ScottMate

SakSquash · 06-15-2005, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

Grandma's a little shy on the makeup, but I guarantee you that if she met me, she'd love me.

ScottMate

Hahah ew, you want to do that lady? She's not really my grandma. I just like to play with your brain.

Intrepid Homoludens · 06-15-2005, 05:52 PM

Poll: "What is your sexual orientation?"

temporaryscars: "Thrift Store Scott's brain."

samIamsad · 06-15-2005, 05:57 PM

My system's probably malefunctioning, I'm......

straight.

SakSquash · 06-15-2005, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

Poll: "What is your sexual orientation?"

temporaryscars: "Thrift Store Scott's brain."

Boy would I like to get my hands on that soft, wet, squishy blob of information. I'd buy it many drinks.

samIamsad · 06-15-2005, 06:17 PM

Go see Dr. Hfuhruhurr. He might have something to tell'ya

Braaaaaainnnnnnnnns. Braaaaaaaaaaaaains. *moan*

Once A Villain · 06-15-2005, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

Another intriguing subject for discussion might be who finds each of us attractive, e.g. I seem to be a magnet for blue-eyed blond males under 5'8" (172 cm) and women with too much makeup and big hair.

Heh. For me it is: Older women, African American women, feminist girls that are around my age (I always attract feminists and I have no idea why since I generally despise them), and homosexual men who have the following professions - doll designer, barber, or airport janitor...lol. Keep in mind I'm not homosexual myself, but several men have shown interest regardless.

BenjaminBunny · 06-15-2005, 10:05 PM

straight.

Sage · 06-15-2005, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by temporaryscars

Boy would I like to get my hands on that soft, wet, squishy blob of information. I'd buy it many drinks.

Well, as long as you're buying the drinks, I guess that's okay.

Is there any particular information you're interested in obtaining, or did you just want to thumb through the files and look for the unusual stuff?

ScottMate

Wormsie · 06-16-2005, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

Another intriguing subject for discussion might be who finds each of us attractive, e.g. I seem to be a magnet for blue-eyed blond males under 5'8" (172 cm) and women with too much makeup and big hair.

Mentally unbalanced, aggresiive women are interested in me. Cute, young short guys are interested in me as well as cute young guys who are significantly bigger than me and who want to take care of me... (Yes, muscle is cute. As long as the guy also has at least some fat on him so that he doesn't look disgusting.) Then again, I want to take care of cute short boys, too, even though I am one myself. *sigh*

squarejawhero · 06-16-2005, 03:22 AM

Every freakin' time... damn reflex action...

View Poll Results: What is your sexual orientation?
Straight	41	82.00%
Gay/Lesbian	6	12.00%
Bisexual	1	2.00%
-Other-	2	4.00%
Voters: 50. You may not vote on this poll

06-15-2005, 01:36 PM	#1
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