I may be going to Europe in a few weeks o_0 - Page 2

DemonFox · 03-03-2005, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Crypto

Amsterdam that's that place with a nice view on the moutains? Just kiddin'.

It's as flat as Belgium, but we have the best french fries.

No ya don't! Yuck!

Wormsie · 03-03-2005, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

AAACH!! I feel like I'm being pulled in several different directions at once!!

I know which part of you I'd like to end up with once you have split into little pieces.

Crypto · 03-03-2005, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by DemonFox

No ya don't! Yuck!

Tell me what's wrong with them...

Intrepid Homoludens · 03-03-2005, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by deadworm222

I know which part of you I'd like to end up with once you have split into little pieces.

Sorry, I'm far more sophisticated than that. All my parts work interdependently, so if you take one part, you take all the others with it. No choice, you get ALL of me, hon.

gillyruless · 03-03-2005, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

Sorry, I'm far more sophisticated than that. All my parts work interdependently, so if you take one part, you take all the others with it. No choice, you get ALL of me, hon.

What about me? You still owe me a kissing lesson, you know.

I can't believe you are hesitating. We are talking about the birthplace of Rembrandt, Vermeer, and Van Gogh. You will get to see the Nightwatch and the Potato Eaters in person! Heck, I will sell my soul, and the soul of my best kissing teacher to get a chance to do that. Just go, will you please. You are considering not going because your nephew is high maintenance! How dare you!

Intrepid Homoludens · 03-03-2005, 02:49 PM

I AM going, but their decision is not yet final. Once it is I'll do my research and figure out where to take the [high mainenance] kids during the day, and where to go on my own in the evenings.

Manhunter71 · 03-03-2005, 02:55 PM

Hey Trep, whilst you're there you should hop on a plane and make a quick trip to the good old UK and visit the out-of-the-way people

DemonFox · 03-03-2005, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Manhunter71

Hey Trep, whilst you're there you should hop on a plane and make a quick trip to the good old UK and visit the out-of-the-way people

Plane? Why not the biggest ferry boat in the world?

Manhunter71 · 03-03-2005, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by DemonFox

Plane? Why not the biggest ferry boat in the world?

Uh....because a plane takes about 30 mins to get from UK to Amsterdam; God knows how long a ferry takes

SakSquash · 03-03-2005, 03:27 PM

Personally, I wouldn't go. In fact, i'd probably go to Russia before I went to Amsterdam. It's just way too weird there. They're like...the scat sex capital of the world or something. So I hear anyway....if I were to go anywhere, it would be Germany, and i'd probably live there for the rest of my life inside one of those walled cities.

Intrepid Homoludens · 03-03-2005, 03:29 PM

Why should I follow the advice of someone who has one of the ugliest pr0n stars ever as his av?

SakSquash · 03-03-2005, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

Why should I follow the advice of someone who has one of the ugliest pr0n stars ever as his av?

Because the fact that he's ugly AND a porn star makes him one of the greatest men alive...plus...he's actually a good actor. Did you see him in Boondock Saints?

Intrepid Homoludens · 03-03-2005, 03:38 PM

He's got a big banana. That's why he's a pr0n star.

SakSquash · 03-03-2005, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

He's got a big banana. That's why he's a pr0n star.

Maybe you could sword fight with him? Oh god, way off topic...

....so about your trip...why would they want to take a kid to a place like that? He'll get addicted to masturbation. That's what happens when you visit Amsterdam. Just go to New Amsterdam

Intrepid Homoludens · 03-03-2005, 03:51 PM

:eek: The kid's 7-years-old. He wouldn't know how to masturbate, let alone pronounce the word.

Anyway, I've no intention of taking him to the seedier parts (and neither do his 'rents). That's my terrain to explore, and not for sex, but more for some ideas for some short stories I'd like to write.

DemonFox · 03-03-2005, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

:eek: The kid's 7-years-old. He wouldn't know how to masturbate, let alone pronounce the word.

Anyway, I've no intention of taking him to the seedier parts (and neither do his 'rents). That's my terrain to explore, and not for sex, but more for some ideas for some short stories I'd like to write.

I first masturbated when I was 8.

(no, im not kiddin)

SakSquash · 03-03-2005, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by DemonFox

I first masturbated when I was 8.

(no, im not kiddin)

Oh god TOO MUCH INFO! TOO MUCH INFO!

DemonFox · 03-03-2005, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by temporaryscars

Oh god TOO MUCH INFO! TOO MUCH INFO!

I'm happy to hear that.

Intrepid Homoludens · 03-03-2005, 03:57 PM

Should I merge this thread with the Sex thread?

Wormsie · 03-03-2005, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

:eek: The kid's 7-years-old. He wouldn't know how to masturbate, let alone pronounce the word.

7-year-old kids can masturbate. Didn't you know that kids CAN masturbate at any age? They can (for example) discover it by themselves, or hear about it and then try it. Or maybe some other kids teach them how to do it.

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Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	He's got a big banana. That's why he's a pr0n star. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

03-03-2005, 03:51 PM	#35
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	:eek: The kid's 7-years-old. He wouldn't know how to masturbate, let alone pronounce the word. Anyway, I've no intention of taking him to the seedier parts (and neither do his 'rents). That's my terrain to explore, and not for sex, but more for some ideas for some short stories I'd like to write. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

03-03-2005, 03:57 PM	#39
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