Corrupt-A-Wish! - Page 6

Intrepid Homoludens · 02-02-2007, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bullsie

I wish I had a fudge brownie.

*BOOM* On your lap is a huge beautiful confection of the most exquisite fudge brownie made with African cacao beans, served on a pristine white porcelin Wedgwood plate with a sterling silver fork from Tiffany's, and with a Lalique crystal goblet of ice cold milk fresh from an English cow. As you take the fork and slice a large morsel and are about to take your first bite, you look closer. Partly lodged inside the morsel is a dead cockroach.

I wish Sam Fisher were a real man and asked me out for a date.

bulldog · 02-02-2007, 12:27 PM

Poof your wish is my command...

Sam Fisher called you for a date, but when you went to them him for lunch, he pulled off a pretend face and it was me instead.

I wish for a snog

Jelena · 02-02-2007, 02:42 PM

*Shazam*
You find yourself on a beautiful beach snogging away with Stepurhan when he suddenly pulls off a pretend face and it turns out it's Mr Bean you're snogging.

I wish I was in Spain.

bulldog · 02-02-2007, 02:55 PM

teehee Mr. Bean

your wish is my command....

You are in Spain with Stepurhan, snogging away. Then a large cruise boast comes by and Stepurhan run to the boat leaving you there all alone.

I wish I had a genie

Intrepid Homoludens · 02-02-2007, 03:03 PM

*swoosh* A big beautiful genie stud suddenly runs over and sits right next to you. You then proceed to rattle off countless numbers of wishes, and yet he completely ignores you. As it turns out he came from a lamp who was rubbed by someone else, thus he belongs to someone else. That someone else is me.

I wish we could all meet in person in a beautiful ancient castle in Scotland for a big par-tay.

Squinky · 02-02-2007, 03:57 PM

*fwing!* We all meet at the castle, only the JA forum community decided to have their get-together at the exact same time and location, and we all get kicked out.

I wish I had a cute little car that was easy to park.

undeaf · 02-02-2007, 03:58 PM

~~*HHAFUSHH*~~
We are assembled into a giant party in ancient scotland. Unfortunately, most of us lack any weapon proficiencies, our balance of classes is horrible, and in a week the castle will be invaded by the english.

*KRICHUNG*
You have a very cute and very little car, unfortunately it is not designed for humans.

I wish for my own 700 metre tall skyscraper.

RLacey · 02-02-2007, 04:20 PM

*Kowazingkspee!* You're given your very own 700 metre-tall skyscraper, but it's been built in the Antarctic and the ice is receding.

I wish to be good at something.

undeaf · 02-02-2007, 04:33 PM

But ... antarctica isn't even part of any country ...

does that mean I'm the sovereign of the land it's on?

*ZHWUM*
You are good at knitting.

I wish for ferrari that seats 6 people.

RLacey · 02-02-2007, 04:37 PM

*Kiploskazam!* The team at Ferrari design just such a car, but in doing so they have to modify their design, destroying the vehicle's good looks and reducing its performance substantially.

I wish that someone would like me.

*Melanie68* · 02-02-2007, 04:39 PM

*Twinkle*
I like you but I accidentally drop your new computer and break it.

I wish I was done with my PhD right this instant!

RLacey · 02-02-2007, 04:45 PM

*Inklesplinkidoo!* You're thrown out, and never manage to get a PhD.

I wish I could find someone to do all my laundry for me.

Spiwak · 02-02-2007, 05:31 PM

*tweedledee* Someone steals all your clothes tomorrow.

I wish Bioware would indeed port their Infinity Engine games to the DS.

RLacey · 02-02-2007, 05:42 PM

*Jumbagaboing!* Bioware port all of their Infinity Engine games to the DS, but don't make any alterations to the game. As such the graphics don't fit on screen and the control system doesn't work.

I wish that my PC had more RAM in it.

undeaf · 02-02-2007, 06:16 PM

*ZHOOWOOZH* Your PC has an extra pair of SIMMs in it.

I wish for a castle made entirely of ruby.

Spiwak · 02-02-2007, 06:39 PM

ding. A castle made entirely appears before your eyes. Turns out EVERYTHING inside the castle is made of ruby, including the door, the water, the air. So you can't get in, seriously devaluing the castle on the resale market.

I wish my dog could speak English.

Squinky · 02-02-2007, 07:41 PM

*thwock* Your dog can speak English, but can't understand it.

I wish for my own island.

Intrepid Homoludens · 02-02-2007, 08:38 PM

*BOONK*

Sealand

I wish I were on the cover of Vogue.

Squinky · 02-02-2007, 11:35 PM

*alakazook*

I wish there were more hours in a day.

undeaf · 02-03-2007, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

Sealand

I wonder how much a PS3 costs in Sealand.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squinky

I wish there were more hours in a day.

Done. Congradulations Canada on your new 28 hour clock. (Have fun explaining this to americans.)

I wish for a bridge between greenland and iceland.

02-02-2007, 12:27 PM	#102
bulldog Second Degree Black Belt Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,086	Poof your wish is my command... Sam Fisher called you for a date, but when you went to them him for lunch, he pulled off a pretend face and it was me instead. I wish for a snog Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky

02-02-2007, 02:42 PM	#103
Jelena Lazy Bee Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Sweden Posts: 7,518	Shazam You find yourself on a beautiful beach snogging away with Stepurhan when he suddenly pulls off a pretend face and it turns out it's Mr Bean you're snogging. I wish I was in Spain. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Temporary guest in your life

02-02-2007, 02:55 PM	#104
bulldog Second Degree Black Belt Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,086	teehee Mr. Bean your wish is my command.... You are in Spain with Stepurhan, snogging away. Then a large cruise boast comes by and Stepurhan run to the boat leaving you there all alone. I wish I had a genie Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky

02-02-2007, 03:03 PM	#105
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	swoosh A big beautiful genie stud suddenly runs over and sits right next to you. You then proceed to rattle off countless numbers of wishes, and yet he completely ignores you. As it turns out he came from a lamp who was rubbed by someone else, thus he belongs to someone else. That someone else is me. I wish we could all meet in person in a beautiful ancient castle in Scotland for a big par-tay. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

02-02-2007, 03:57 PM	#106
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	fwing! We all meet at the castle, only the JA forum community decided to have their get-together at the exact same time and location, and we all get kicked out. I wish I had a cute little car that was easy to park. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

02-02-2007, 03:58 PM	#107
undeaf Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tee Oh Posts: 842	~~HHAFUSHH~~ We are assembled into a giant party in ancient scotland. Unfortunately, most of us lack any weapon proficiencies, our balance of classes is horrible, and in a week the castle will be invaded by the english. KRICHUNG You have a very cute and very little car, unfortunately it is not designed for humans. I wish for my own 700 metre tall skyscraper. Share Share this post on Twitter Last edited by undeaf; 02-02-2007 at 04:04 PM.

02-02-2007, 04:20 PM	#108
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Kowazingkspee! You're given your very own 700 metre-tall skyscraper, but it's been built in the Antarctic and the ice is receding. I wish to be good at something. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

02-02-2007, 04:33 PM	#109
undeaf Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tee Oh Posts: 842	But ... antarctica isn't even part of any country ... does that mean I'm the sovereign of the land it's on? ZHWUM You are good at knitting. I wish for ferrari that seats 6 people. Share Share this post on Twitter

02-02-2007, 04:37 PM	#110
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Kiploskazam! The team at Ferrari design just such a car, but in doing so they have to modify their design, destroying the vehicle's good looks and reducing its performance substantially. I wish that someone would like me. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

02-02-2007, 04:39 PM	#111
Melanie68 Super Moderator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,907	Twinkle I like you but I accidentally drop your new computer and break it. I wish I was done with my PhD right this instant! Share Share this post on Twitter

02-02-2007, 04:45 PM	#112
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Inklesplinkidoo! You're thrown out, and never manage to get a PhD. I wish I could find someone to do all my laundry for me. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

02-02-2007, 05:31 PM	#113
Spiwak is not wierd Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,148	tweedledee Someone steals all your clothes tomorrow. I wish Bioware would indeed port their Infinity Engine games to the DS. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Spiwak! It's Kawips spelled backwards!

02-02-2007, 05:42 PM	#114
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Jumbagaboing! Bioware port all of their Infinity Engine games to the DS, but don't make any alterations to the game. As such the graphics don't fit on screen and the control system doesn't work. I wish that my PC had more RAM in it. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

02-02-2007, 06:16 PM	#115
undeaf Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tee Oh Posts: 842	ZHOOWOOZH Your PC has an extra pair of SIMMs in it. I wish for a castle made entirely of ruby. Share Share this post on Twitter

02-02-2007, 06:39 PM	#116
Spiwak is not wierd Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,148	ding. A castle made entirely appears before your eyes. Turns out EVERYTHING inside the castle is made of ruby, including the door, the water, the air. So you can't get in, seriously devaluing the castle on the resale market. I wish my dog could speak English. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Spiwak! It's Kawips spelled backwards!

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02-02-2007, 07:41 PM	#117
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	thwock Your dog can speak English, but can't understand it. I wish for my own island. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

02-02-2007, 08:38 PM	#118
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	BOONK Sealand I wish I were on the cover of Vogue. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

02-02-2007, 11:35 PM	#119
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	alakazook I wish there were more hours in a day. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".