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Old 07-11-2011, 01:56 AM   #981
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That's why I have rabbits

Znoinl!
Your cat misjudged and hit the table leg. Now it's dizzy and has a headache.

I wish my rabbits didn't lose so much hair.
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Old 07-11-2011, 03:24 AM   #982
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*zing-zong*

You bunnies dont loose any hair at all and they grow out of control with crazy long hair and now you have to put cute little hairbows in their bunny hair do's.



I wish I could swim
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Old 07-11-2011, 04:32 AM   #983
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You have learned how to swim. You see the ocean in front of you. Feel the breeze and see the waves reach the shore. It's a beautiful day! The only problem is that you are actually in the middle of the desert and having a hallucination.

I wish I had a front porch with a swing! Actually, I wish I even HAD a front porch!
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Old 07-12-2011, 12:21 PM   #984
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Plonk.

You now have a front porch with a swing. For a doll house.
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Old 07-13-2011, 01:36 AM   #985
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I wish I knew what ^ wished for!
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Old 07-13-2011, 02:21 AM   #986
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Me too!

I wish my rabbits weren't wet.
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Old 07-13-2011, 03:42 AM   #987
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*zing*

Your bunnies can never get wet again. You sprayed a no wash spray on them and the bad side to the spray is no matter how much you wash your bunnies they will never get wet again.


I wish I could get a nap today.
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Old 07-14-2011, 10:21 AM   #988
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Whoooooooooooossssssssshhhhhhhh!

You are finally able to get a nap. After 5 minutes, your neighbour starts repairing and patching his house with some help from 5 guys with hammers, 4 with drills, 2 with axes, 2 excavators and other loud making noise machines.

I wish I had more room(space) for my stuff at home.
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Old 07-14-2011, 10:26 AM   #989
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Bang! You get burglars, and they take all your stuff with them. Your house is totally empty and you can start collecting new stuff!

I wish it stopped raining.
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Old 07-14-2011, 10:48 AM   #990
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Frzzzzzzzizzzzzzizzzizz....izzz......*boink*
It now stopped raining. In fact, it will never rain again. The first weeks you love this. The second few weeks as well. Then you notice that all plants in your garden look really droopy. This makes you depressed, so you give them water. You notice however that there is only very little water left, and you are left tormented over the decision whether you should spend the last bit of water on yourself, your plants or your fuzzy sweet little bunnies that look at you so longingly for those last few drops of water.

I wish I could sing.
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Old 07-14-2011, 11:05 AM   #991
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^ But you can sing! Like a crow

That was too easy Luna, try again
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Old 07-14-2011, 11:56 AM   #992
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You're evil!

I wish tsa wouldn't be so mean to me
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Old 07-14-2011, 12:09 PM   #993
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Damn, I can't corrupt this one. Someone else has to do it.
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Old 07-14-2011, 04:51 PM   #994
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Quote:
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You're evil!

I wish tsa wouldn't be so mean to me
*ping*

tsa is no longer mean to you. Instead he has created a voodoo of you and now is mean to the voodoo doll.

I wish I could meet all of my online friends.
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Old 07-14-2011, 05:11 PM   #995
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Blaaaaaahzang!

You meet all your online friends and they turn out to be horribly inept at striking even the littlest converstion in real life so you just share 2 hours of silence with them.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow(I know to easy but can't think of anything better at the moment.)
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Old 07-17-2011, 10:56 PM   #996
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Brrrrrreeeeep!

You don't have to go to work tomorrow because the world ended 10 minutes ago.

I wish someone would invent a sock folding machine because there is nothing more boring than folding 3 weeks' worth of socks.
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Old 07-18-2011, 08:15 AM   #997
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Ding-dingaling-dingalinglingling

Som Wan, from China, invents the SockFold3000, the machine mankind has waited for all these years. Gone are the days of folding socks by hand. Now all you need is to plug the SockFold3000 into the power net, and it will automatically detect unfolded socks, and fold them using one of the 15 different pre-programmed sock-folding techniques available.

Unfortunately the SockFold3000 has a few tiny design flaws, such as its inability to sort by colour, and the tendency to see socks attached to feet as unfolded socks as well.

I wish my dinner would cook itself.
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Old 07-18-2011, 08:34 AM   #998
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Pling!

Suddenly you find a new self-cooking dinner in the freezer in the supermarket. It looks delicious: prawns and fish together with little potatoes and broccoli and a nice sauce. 'Om nom nom!' you think, and put it in your basket.

At home you read the label. It says 'Do not open the box. Bang on the countertop until it starts making fizzing noises. Contains pyrotechnics.'
You do as you are told, and stand back. 5 minutes later your food is hot, and the curtains are on fire. There is so much smoke in the room that you can barely find the door.

I wish I had a girl friend.
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Old 07-18-2011, 01:55 PM   #999
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*bing*

You have have lured me to be your girlfriend. You used you charm and blond hair to charm me


I wish I had a maid.
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Old 07-18-2011, 02:05 PM   #1000
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tralalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaetc.

You now have a maid. She cooks for you, she cleans for you, she takes care of the kids for you, she even takes care of your partner. Of course this becomes problematic. But because the maid does everything for you, she also gets rid of the awkward situation, by getting rid of you. You are now free of the maid, but also free of your home.

I wish I didn't fail my supervisor.
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