Corrupt-A-Wish! - Page 50

tsa · 07-11-2011, 01:56 AM

That's why I have rabbits

Znoinl!
Your cat misjudged and hit the table leg. Now it's dizzy and has a headache.

I wish my rabbits didn't lose so much hair.

bulldog · 07-11-2011, 03:24 AM

*zing-zong*

You bunnies dont loose any hair at all and they grow out of control with crazy long hair and now you have to put cute little hairbows in their bunny hair do's.

I wish I could swim

kate me · 07-11-2011, 04:32 AM

You have learned how to swim. You see the ocean in front of you. Feel the breeze and see the waves reach the shore. It's a beautiful day! The only problem is that you are actually in the middle of the desert and having a hallucination.

I wish I had a front porch with a swing! Actually, I wish I even HAD a front porch!

tsa · 07-12-2011, 12:21 PM

Plonk.

You now have a front porch with a swing. For a doll house.

Intense Degree · 07-13-2011, 01:36 AM

I wish I knew what ^ wished for!

tsa · 07-13-2011, 02:21 AM

Me too!

I wish my rabbits weren't wet.

bulldog · 07-13-2011, 03:42 AM

*zing*

Your bunnies can never get wet again. You sprayed a no wash spray on them and the bad side to the spray is no matter how much you wash your bunnies they will never get wet again.

I wish I could get a nap today.

kate me · 07-14-2011, 10:21 AM

Whoooooooooooossssssssshhhhhhhh!

You are finally able to get a nap. After 5 minutes, your neighbour starts repairing and patching his house with some help from 5 guys with hammers, 4 with drills, 2 with axes, 2 excavators and other loud making noise machines.

I wish I had more room(space) for my stuff at home.

tsa · 07-14-2011, 10:26 AM

Bang! You get burglars, and they take all your stuff with them. Your house is totally empty and you can start collecting new stuff!

I wish it stopped raining.

Luna Sevithiainen · 07-14-2011, 10:48 AM

Frzzzzzzzizzzzzzizzzizz....izzz......*boink*
It now stopped raining. In fact, it will never rain again. The first weeks you love this. The second few weeks as well. Then you notice that all plants in your garden look really droopy. This makes you depressed, so you give them water. You notice however that there is only very little water left, and you are left tormented over the decision whether you should spend the last bit of water on yourself, your plants or your fuzzy sweet little bunnies that look at you so longingly for those last few drops of water.

I wish I could sing.

tsa · 07-14-2011, 11:05 AM

^ But you can sing! Like a crow

That was too easy Luna, try again

Luna Sevithiainen · 07-14-2011, 11:56 AM

You're evil!

I wish tsa wouldn't be so mean to me

tsa · 07-14-2011, 12:09 PM

Damn, I can't corrupt this one. Someone else has to do it.

bulldog · 07-14-2011, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luna Sevithiainen

You're evil!

I wish tsa wouldn't be so mean to me

*ping*

tsa is no longer mean to you. Instead he has created a voodoo of you and now is mean to the voodoo doll.

I wish I could meet all of my online friends.

gray pierce · 07-14-2011, 05:11 PM

Blaaaaaahzang!

You meet all your online friends and they turn out to be horribly inept at striking even the littlest converstion in real life so you just share 2 hours of silence with them.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow(I know to easy but can't think of anything better at the moment.)

Lady Kestrel · 07-17-2011, 10:56 PM

Brrrrrreeeeep!

You don't have to go to work tomorrow because the world ended 10 minutes ago.

I wish someone would invent a sock folding machine because there is nothing more boring than folding 3 weeks' worth of socks.

Luna Sevithiainen · 07-18-2011, 08:15 AM

Ding-dingaling-dingalinglingling

Som Wan, from China, invents the SockFold3000, the machine mankind has waited for all these years. Gone are the days of folding socks by hand. Now all you need is to plug the SockFold3000 into the power net, and it will automatically detect unfolded socks, and fold them using one of the 15 different pre-programmed sock-folding techniques available.

Unfortunately the SockFold3000 has a few tiny design flaws, such as its inability to sort by colour, and the tendency to see socks attached to feet as unfolded socks as well.

I wish my dinner would cook itself.

tsa · 07-18-2011, 08:34 AM

Pling!

Suddenly you find a new self-cooking dinner in the freezer in the supermarket. It looks delicious: prawns and fish together with little potatoes and broccoli and a nice sauce. 'Om nom nom!' you think, and put it in your basket.

At home you read the label. It says 'Do not open the box. Bang on the countertop until it starts making fizzing noises. Contains pyrotechnics.'
You do as you are told, and stand back. 5 minutes later your food is hot, and the curtains are on fire. There is so much smoke in the room that you can barely find the door.

I wish I had a girl friend.

bulldog · 07-18-2011, 01:55 PM

*bing*

You have have lured me to be your girlfriend. You used you charm and blond hair to charm me

I wish I had a maid.

Luna Sevithiainen · 07-18-2011, 02:05 PM

tralalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaetc.

You now have a maid. She cooks for you, she cleans for you, she takes care of the kids for you, she even takes care of your partner. Of course this becomes problematic. But because the maid does everything for you, she also gets rid of the awkward situation, by getting rid of you. You are now free of the maid, but also free of your home.

I wish I didn't fail my supervisor.

07-11-2011, 01:56 AM	#981
tsa Playing character Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	That's why I have rabbits Znoinl! Your cat misjudged and hit the table leg. Now it's dizzy and has a headache. I wish my rabbits didn't lose so much hair. Share Share this post on Twitter

07-11-2011, 03:24 AM	#982
bulldog Second Degree Black Belt Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,086	zing-zong You bunnies dont loose any hair at all and they grow out of control with crazy long hair and now you have to put cute little hairbows in their bunny hair do's. I wish I could swim Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky

07-11-2011, 04:32 AM	#983
kate me Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: In the middle of nowhere Posts: 612	You have learned how to swim. You see the ocean in front of you. Feel the breeze and see the waves reach the shore. It's a beautiful day! The only problem is that you are actually in the middle of the desert and having a hallucination. I wish I had a front porch with a swing! Actually, I wish I even HAD a front porch! Share Share this post on Twitter

07-12-2011, 12:21 PM	#984
tsa Playing character Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	Plonk. You now have a front porch with a swing. For a doll house. Share Share this post on Twitter

07-13-2011, 01:36 AM	#985
Intense Degree Failed Birthday Elf Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: London Posts: 1,032	I wish I knew what ^ wished for! Share Share this post on Twitter

07-13-2011, 02:21 AM	#986
tsa Playing character Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	Me too! I wish my rabbits weren't wet. Share Share this post on Twitter

07-13-2011, 03:42 AM	#987
bulldog Second Degree Black Belt Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,086	zing Your bunnies can never get wet again. You sprayed a no wash spray on them and the bad side to the spray is no matter how much you wash your bunnies they will never get wet again. I wish I could get a nap today. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky

07-14-2011, 10:21 AM	#988
kate me Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: In the middle of nowhere Posts: 612	Whoooooooooooossssssssshhhhhhhh! You are finally able to get a nap. After 5 minutes, your neighbour starts repairing and patching his house with some help from 5 guys with hammers, 4 with drills, 2 with axes, 2 excavators and other loud making noise machines. I wish I had more room(space) for my stuff at home. Share Share this post on Twitter

07-14-2011, 10:26 AM	#989
tsa Playing character Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	Bang! You get burglars, and they take all your stuff with them. Your house is totally empty and you can start collecting new stuff! I wish it stopped raining. Share Share this post on Twitter

07-14-2011, 10:48 AM	#990
Luna Sevithiainen Pixiehunter Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 760	Frzzzzzzzizzzzzzizzzizz....izzz......boink It now stopped raining. In fact, it will never rain again. The first weeks you love this. The second few weeks as well. Then you notice that all plants in your garden look really droopy. This makes you depressed, so you give them water. You notice however that there is only very little water left, and you are left tormented over the decision whether you should spend the last bit of water on yourself, your plants or your fuzzy sweet little bunnies that look at you so longingly for those last few drops of water. I wish I could sing. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ A prince is it? I see. And I am Lord of this dusty path!

07-14-2011, 11:05 AM	#991
tsa Playing character Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	^ But you can sing! Like a crow That was too easy Luna, try again Share Share this post on Twitter

07-14-2011, 11:56 AM	#992
Luna Sevithiainen Pixiehunter Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 760	You're evil! I wish tsa wouldn't be so mean to me Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ A prince is it? I see. And I am Lord of this dusty path! Last edited by Luna Sevithiainen; 07-14-2011 at 12:01 PM.

07-14-2011, 12:09 PM	#993
tsa Playing character Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	Damn, I can't corrupt this one. Someone else has to do it. Share Share this post on Twitter

07-14-2011, 05:11 PM	#995
gray pierce Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Netherlands Posts: 716	Blaaaaaahzang! You meet all your online friends and they turn out to be horribly inept at striking even the littlest converstion in real life so you just share 2 hours of silence with them. I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow(I know to easy but can't think of anything better at the moment.) Share Share this post on Twitter

07-17-2011, 10:56 PM	#996
Lady Kestrel Flower bower bird Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Jersey Posts: 529	Brrrrrreeeeep! You don't have to go to work tomorrow because the world ended 10 minutes ago. I wish someone would invent a sock folding machine because there is nothing more boring than folding 3 weeks' worth of socks. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "Earth laughs in flowers." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

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07-18-2011, 08:15 AM	#997
Luna Sevithiainen Pixiehunter Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 760	Ding-dingaling-dingalinglingling Som Wan, from China, invents the SockFold3000, the machine mankind has waited for all these years. Gone are the days of folding socks by hand. Now all you need is to plug the SockFold3000 into the power net, and it will automatically detect unfolded socks, and fold them using one of the 15 different pre-programmed sock-folding techniques available. Unfortunately the SockFold3000 has a few tiny design flaws, such as its inability to sort by colour, and the tendency to see socks attached to feet as unfolded socks as well. I wish my dinner would cook itself. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ A prince is it? I see. And I am Lord of this dusty path!

07-18-2011, 08:34 AM	#998
tsa Playing character Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	Pling! Suddenly you find a new self-cooking dinner in the freezer in the supermarket. It looks delicious: prawns and fish together with little potatoes and broccoli and a nice sauce. 'Om nom nom!' you think, and put it in your basket. At home you read the label. It says 'Do not open the box. Bang on the countertop until it starts making fizzing noises. Contains pyrotechnics.' You do as you are told, and stand back. 5 minutes later your food is hot, and the curtains are on fire. There is so much smoke in the room that you can barely find the door. I wish I had a girl friend. Share Share this post on Twitter

07-18-2011, 01:55 PM	#999
bulldog Second Degree Black Belt Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,086	bing You have have lured me to be your girlfriend. You used you charm and blond hair to charm me I wish I had a maid. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky

07-18-2011, 02:05 PM	#1000
Luna Sevithiainen Pixiehunter Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 760	tralalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaetc. You now have a maid. She cooks for you, she cleans for you, she takes care of the kids for you, she even takes care of your partner. Of course this becomes problematic. But because the maid does everything for you, she also gets rid of the awkward situation, by getting rid of you. You are now free of the maid, but also free of your home. I wish I didn't fail my supervisor. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ A prince is it? I see. And I am Lord of this dusty path!