Corrupt-A-Wish! - Page 5

bulldog · 02-01-2007, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Trepsie

I wish I worked somewhere where they seriously respected my expertise and payed me well for it.

Granted you now work the runways of London, but you are only able to design for plus size women.

I wish someone would blow me a kiss

Intrepid Homoludens · 02-01-2007, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by bullsie

Granted you now work the runways of London, but you are only able to design for plus size women.

Wow, actually I did design for plus size women so I'm used to it (the company where I worked dressed different body types from thin to generous).

Quote:

I wish someone would blow me a kiss

*teeeeng!!* You feel a nice warm kiss on your cheek carried by the sweet winds of affection. You turn to see who it's from : George W. Bush in nothing but a training bra and ugly platform shoes.

I wish for all religious wars to stop.

Tramboi · 02-01-2007, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

I wish for all religious wars to stop.

Religious wars stop instantly.
(Clothing wars, garden wars and music wars start at once)

I wish I could sleep.

MoriartyL · 02-01-2007, 04:18 PM

*flutterryfluttery* I come along and talk about innovation and vague ways of thinking about videogames. Not only do you fall asleep quickly, but you have unpleasant dreams for a very long time.

I wish Japanese RPGs had better battle systems.

Spiwak · 02-01-2007, 06:40 PM

*poof* You're given a real-time, in-world system but, unable to cope with the massive scale and craziness of Japanese RPG beasts your game crashes every time.

I wish my wish wouldn't be corrupted.

undeaf · 02-01-2007, 06:50 PM

For your next wish, you will have to make one that's worse than any distortion of it.

I wish english voice acting would be done as well as japanese voice acting is done.

Cold-Factor · 02-01-2007, 07:10 PM

*poof* It is done. English voice acting is now on par with Japanese voice acting in whatever medium you desire. However, you are now deaf.

I wish the Sega Dreamcast was still alive and well.

undeaf · 02-01-2007, 07:24 PM

Sega restores investor confidence by crushing everyone who got in their way. They carry out assasinations on the heads of microsoft(which are blamed on mac fanatics), and ones on the people responsible for the 32x. They also kidnap people who have pirated dreamcast games, send them to slave labour camps and sell some of their organs.

I wish for a dyson sphere.

Squinky · 02-01-2007, 10:56 PM

*shazam!* You get your dyson sphere; however, the postal service won't deliver it to you because it's way too big.

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner.

Intrepid Homoludens · 02-01-2007, 11:54 PM

*ba da da cheeng!!* You come as one of the eight dogs in a pack sold at the local grocery chain and is bought by a family of three. Unfortunately they ate only the first six and you and your last remaining pack mate are forgotten in the very back of the fridge, where you ambitiously grow mold in at least fifty lovely shades of green.

I wish I were a wish.

MoriartyL · 02-02-2007, 12:57 AM

*drickle* You get corrupted into a shadow of what you once were by thoughtless forumites playing a silly game.

I wish I had a musical instrument I could play beautifully via thought.

RLacey · 02-02-2007, 04:44 AM

*kling-tow!* You're able to play a musical instrument via thought, but it plays music based on all thoughts and so you can't actually stop playing. You drive your freinds, family and neighbours insane, and they lock you in a concrete bunker.

I wish that the next post would be in n3tsp34k.

Hammerite · 02-02-2007, 08:13 AM

39384 2039 is 0394944 webspeak 847 968 cannot understand 87 except 487 occasional 9584 of english

i wish.

Panthera · 02-02-2007, 08:37 AM

*drrrrrrrrr-ding!* No more you don't

I wish the world was rid of all humans..

Jelena · 02-02-2007, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Panthera

I wish the world was rid of all humans..

*zing* In an instant all humans were teletransported to a M-classed planet in the Delta quadrant, except for you......

I wish a could have a cat.

[toj.cc]Phantom · 02-02-2007, 10:20 AM

Okay, but its a tiger...and it kills you. Then a dingo shows up and eats your baby.

I wish my wishes we incorruptible.

Spiwak · 02-02-2007, 10:44 AM

*BLING* Your wishes are uncorrupt and stay true to their goody-two-shoe selves. However, because they refuse to kiss on the first date or throw water balloons at kids from the treehouse hangout, the other wishes shun your untainted wishes from the Circle of Popularity and are beat up by the goth and punk wishes. But your wishes do get straight-As and listen to all the cool new Christian rock bands; it's just everyone else hates them.

I wish ice cream wasn't so unhealthy.

bulldog · 02-02-2007, 10:47 AM

Granted

Ice cream is now healthy and you gain 30 pounds from eating said ice cream. But since you have been at home with your ice cream you film career has taken off and taken you beyond your dreams.

I wish that cold would go away.

Spiwak · 02-02-2007, 11:55 AM

Granted. Welcome to HELL.

I wish I had a pool of gold coins I could swim in like Uncle Scrooge.

bulldog · 02-02-2007, 11:59 AM

Done.....

You have a pool of gold coins and you swim all day and all night, only to realize that you have gotten medal poising.

I wish I had a fudge brownie.

02-01-2007, 04:18 PM	#84
MoriartyL Not like them! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Israel Posts: 2,570	flutterryfluttery I come along and talk about innovation and vague ways of thinking about videogames. Not only do you fall asleep quickly, but you have unpleasant dreams for a very long time. I wish Japanese RPGs had better battle systems. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ -Mory My first game My second game My third game

02-01-2007, 06:40 PM	#85
Spiwak is not wierd Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,148	poof You're given a real-time, in-world system but, unable to cope with the massive scale and craziness of Japanese RPG beasts your game crashes every time. I wish my wish wouldn't be corrupted. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Spiwak! It's Kawips spelled backwards!

02-01-2007, 06:50 PM	#86
undeaf Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tee Oh Posts: 842	For your next wish, you will have to make one that's worse than any distortion of it. I wish english voice acting would be done as well as japanese voice acting is done. Share Share this post on Twitter

02-01-2007, 07:10 PM	#87
Cold-Factor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 186	poof It is done. English voice acting is now on par with Japanese voice acting in whatever medium you desire. However, you are now deaf. I wish the Sega Dreamcast was still alive and well. Share Share this post on Twitter

02-01-2007, 07:24 PM	#88
undeaf Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tee Oh Posts: 842	Sega restores investor confidence by crushing everyone who got in their way. They carry out assasinations on the heads of microsoft(which are blamed on mac fanatics), and ones on the people responsible for the 32x. They also kidnap people who have pirated dreamcast games, send them to slave labour camps and sell some of their organs. I wish for a dyson sphere. Share Share this post on Twitter

02-01-2007, 10:56 PM	#89
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	shazam! You get your dyson sphere; however, the postal service won't deliver it to you because it's way too big. I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

02-01-2007, 11:54 PM	#90
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	ba da da cheeng!! You come as one of the eight dogs in a pack sold at the local grocery chain and is bought by a family of three. Unfortunately they ate only the first six and you and your last remaining pack mate are forgotten in the very back of the fridge, where you ambitiously grow mold in at least fifty lovely shades of green. I wish I were a wish. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

02-02-2007, 12:57 AM	#91
MoriartyL Not like them! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Israel Posts: 2,570	drickle You get corrupted into a shadow of what you once were by thoughtless forumites playing a silly game. I wish I had a musical instrument I could play beautifully via thought. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ -Mory My first game My second game My third game

02-02-2007, 04:44 AM	#92
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	kling-tow! You're able to play a musical instrument via thought, but it plays music based on all thoughts and so you can't actually stop playing. You drive your freinds, family and neighbours insane, and they lock you in a concrete bunker. I wish that the next post would be in n3tsp34k. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

02-02-2007, 08:13 AM	#93
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	39384 2039 is 0394944 webspeak 847 968 cannot understand 87 except 487 occasional 9584 of english i wish. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

02-02-2007, 08:37 AM	#94
Panthera female animal lover Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 1,480	drrrrrrrrr-ding! No more you don't I wish the world was rid of all humans.. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Pennies are never the healthy end, risk all! The Panthera Effect If you can't beat Panthera, join Panthera.. My sporadically updated blogs: Animation enthusiast, Sci-fi enthusiast and Snark, pedantry and random geekery

02-02-2007, 10:20 AM	#96
[toj.cc]Phantom The Punisher Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Pleasant Plain, Ohio Posts: 771	Okay, but its a tiger...and it kills you. Then a dingo shows up and eats your baby. I wish my wishes we incorruptible. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ I've got a bad rap as a senseless killer. Let me point out that I am a very sensible killer.

02-02-2007, 10:44 AM	#97
Spiwak is not wierd Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,148	BLING Your wishes are uncorrupt and stay true to their goody-two-shoe selves. However, because they refuse to kiss on the first date or throw water balloons at kids from the treehouse hangout, the other wishes shun your untainted wishes from the Circle of Popularity and are beat up by the goth and punk wishes. But your wishes do get straight-As and listen to all the cool new Christian rock bands; it's just everyone else hates them. I wish ice cream wasn't so unhealthy. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Spiwak! It's Kawips spelled backwards!

02-02-2007, 10:47 AM	#98
bulldog Second Degree Black Belt Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,086	Granted Ice cream is now healthy and you gain 30 pounds from eating said ice cream. But since you have been at home with your ice cream you film career has taken off and taken you beyond your dreams. I wish that cold would go away. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky

02-02-2007, 11:55 AM	#99
Spiwak is not wierd Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,148	Granted. Welcome to HELL. I wish I had a pool of gold coins I could swim in like Uncle Scrooge. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Spiwak! It's Kawips spelled backwards!

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02-02-2007, 11:59 AM	#100
bulldog Second Degree Black Belt Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,086	Done..... You have a pool of gold coins and you swim all day and all night, only to realize that you have gotten medal poising. I wish I had a fudge brownie. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky