03-28-2011, 03:02 AM | #921 |
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*zzzzzzzrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnggggg plop
Everyone in the world dies immediately creating lasting peace throughout the world. I wish I had more time. |
03-28-2011, 12:45 PM | #922 |
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*ajjfkajgkajsfkja'skgjas'podgj*
Now there are 24 daylight hourse in a say and you no long are able to get sleep. I wish everyone could taste my homemade cherry pie.
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03-28-2011, 04:15 PM | #923 |
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*glitch*
Everyone is mailed a piece of your wonderful pie, and on the first bite get addicted, and now you are howned 24/7 for more of your pie. I wish everyone here at the AG forums could come to my wedding...
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03-28-2011, 04:37 PM | #924 |
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* hgaoifjoaijfaoijdsf*
Everyone comes to your wedding and you run out of seats and food and the AG'ers start eating other guests Wish I could sleep throught the night and feel rested in the am.
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03-28-2011, 08:23 PM | #925 |
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First of all... You're going to eat my guests?!?!?!
*glitch* You wake up feeling entirely refreshed...to bad you've been sleeping for 200 years, and now everyone you knew is dead and the world is entirely changed. I wish I get a good grade on this paper...
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"And everyone's favourite anglophile, Fantasy!"-Intense Favorite Adventure Games-Lost Crown/Dark Fall 1&2, Longest Journey games, Myst games, Barrow Hill Favorite Other Games-King's Bounty, Sims 2, Fable, Disciples 2 Gold Currently Playing-Trine 2 Games I Want-Kings Bounty: Warriors of the North!!!, Asylum, Last Crown, Braken Tor, Testament of Sherlock Holmes |
03-28-2011, 09:53 PM | #926 |
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Willie zurMacht!
The prof thinks your paper is so great that s/he gives you an A+++++++++++++++++++++++.... and can't stop writing +'s all over both sides of every page so now no one can read what was originally written. I wish I could buy a bigger house.
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03-28-2011, 10:06 PM | #927 |
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I don't even have to cast a spell for that. You can always buy a ramshackle house in the middle of nowhere, or in a very bad neighbourhood.
I wish all pandas on the world would be infected by a bug that turned them into zombies and eat their insides slowly, keeping them alive as long as possible. Eventually all that was left of the pandas was their skin, and the giant bug would crawl slowly out of their mouth. |
03-29-2011, 12:51 PM | #928 |
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oh my heavens tsa..............
A giant bug has eaten all the pandas in the world and now they have tiny panda skins in their ant houses. I wish that all the spiders in the world would die.
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03-29-2011, 09:21 PM | #929 |
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Kazooom!
All the spiders in the world travel to Australia and eat all the koalas there. They munch and munch until they explode. I wish my dream came true. |
03-30-2011, 06:25 AM | #930 |
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Dooooooong!
If you're referring to the koalas again, then you get a free sci-fi - horror dvd movie limited edition titled " Year 2030: The horrible extinction of all koalas " Unfortunatelly your friends recorded something else on it by mistake . Oups ! If it is another dream, then : Dooooooong! If it is resonable, it comes true , but you have another dream , and wish that dream comes true, and another one , and another one....and if you get to 1000000, your head might explode like the koalas from your dvd! I wish it was already summer! Last edited by kate me; 03-30-2011 at 07:12 AM. |
03-30-2011, 12:41 PM | #931 |
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Bing-bong...............
It is summer and when you step out side you start to burn like a piece of bacon fat. I wish I wasn't so tired.
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03-30-2011, 12:57 PM | #932 |
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Pif!
You are not tired at all anymore. You tell the most beautiful stories to your school children, and they remember you fondly for the rest of their lives. I wish I weren't so tired. |
03-30-2011, 03:58 PM | #933 |
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*akkjsjfioawehjiotahwe*
You come over to the US for a visit and you and I relax on a beach under a palm tree and you are no longer tired. I wish everyone could taste my homemade lemon pie (yummy)
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
04-01-2011, 09:45 AM | #934 |
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Bing !! Puf!!!!!!!!!
You are now the owner of Bulldog's pies company which is shipping pies all over the world! I ate the other day a very nice lemon cream piece of cake. Maybe it was send by Bulldog's pies company to the shop I brought it from. I wish I had brought a biger hard drive on my stupid PC ! |
04-02-2011, 07:02 AM | #935 |
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Why are you all forgetting the point of this thread??? It's called Corrupt-A-Wish! for a reason!
Hunka-hunka-burnin'-wub! Your hard drive is now bigger than your house/flat so you can't even get it back indoors! Unfortunately, it also has the same amount of disk capacity as before, so you still can't install any more games or download any movies. (You only wished for a bigger HD and NOT for more disk space, so your wish was granted! ) I wish we had more spring-like weather around here.
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04-02-2011, 07:21 AM | #936 |
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Ploink!
It starts raining springs. I wish I had more energy. |
04-02-2011, 07:46 AM | #937 |
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ZZZZZZZZZZZAP!!!
You get hit by lightning, so now you have plenty of energy, so much that you have been forced by city officials to be the city's sole supply of electric power for the next 50 years. I wish Canada would gain control of a tropical island nation and turn it into another province or territory, so Canadians always have a warm location to visit during winter months and not require a passport or visa.
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My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we’ll change the world. Jack Layton, 1950-2011 |
04-02-2011, 02:12 PM | #938 |
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*zvnzmcmz,bnmxpaoritpo*
Canada has now made a traveling pipe line straight to Georgia, that you do not have to have a passport to travel to. The Canadian people were lured into a false sense of tropical climate. I wish that I wasn't sick
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04-05-2011, 09:02 AM | #939 |
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hdvjlbadolhwn !
You're not sick anymore, so your boss doubles your work! When you get home your kids want more pies, a big pile of laundry is laying on the floor, and because today was a big storm you got a leaky roof, and no electricity. But at least you're not sick.That's good! I wish I had a nice garden ! |
04-05-2011, 10:12 AM | #940 |
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Ploink!
Your house has disappeared and you are now sitting in a nice garden in a beautiful garden chair. Unfortunately it's also snowing hard and freezing. You try to call for help but to no avail. Your yelling is muffled by the snow and the wind around you, and nobody comes to help you. You DIE and stay in the chair, preserved by the cold until spring. When the snow has melted away they find your horribly misshapen body, broken by frost and wind and hail and snow. Since everybody has forgotten about you during the harsh winter you are buried in an unmarked grave with only some people from the city council present. I wish I knew where these horrible fantasies come from. |
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