04-22-2010, 04:02 PM
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Not like them!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Israel
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*rrrwhump*
You are now as skinny as a small high school. I wish for this wish to come true. |
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04-24-2010, 05:05 AM
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It's Hard To Be Humble
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 2,557
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Your wish for a non-specific wish to come true produces a cancelling out effect, and so, while the wish does indeed come true, it appears only in miniature form, encased in lucite. I wish I could afford to stay home and write my novels and songs instead of working at the printshop. |
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04-24-2010, 06:30 AM
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Playing character
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 7,472
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Poof! Suddenly you find a big sack of money under your bed. You pay your debts and stay home to write novels and songs that no one likes except Squinky.
I wish I had more energy in my body. |
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04-24-2010, 06:46 AM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
Posts: 6,086
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wiz, bang, boom....... zinggggggggggg
You now have so much energy in your body that everything you lift a finger a house appliance turns on. I wish that I had the type of personality that everyone loved.
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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04-24-2010, 08:27 AM
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Unreliable Narrator
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Le Canada
Posts: 9,873
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Since there is no single personality that everyone loves, you wind up with multiple personality disorder.
I wish I had a personality that everyone hated.
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Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right". |
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04-24-2010, 11:33 AM
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Flower bower bird
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 529
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Eeeeeeeekkkkkk! Your boredom is cured when a demon from the Nevernever opens a portal into your living room, and you suddenly know exactly what to do. Ruuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn!
I wish I could fit into regular shoes again. I'm really tired of wearing the same pair of sneakers or slippers every day.
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04-24-2010, 12:32 PM
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merely human
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Chicago
Posts: 22,309
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Your feet can now fit into these. Too bad you'll need to be carried around from now on. Enjoy yourself, Cinderella. Quote:
*sigh* I wish I could birth a kitten. Ganesha knows I've wanted one for years.  ------------ I want to be fabulously rich and famous.
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platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs | gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii | blog: a space alien | book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris | games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain | sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer | music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake | twitter: a_space_alien Last edited by Intrepid Homoludens; 04-24-2010 at 09:08 PM. |
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03-27-2011, 06:00 AM
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Playing character
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 7,472
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Flop!
You're now incredibly rich and famous. Unfortunately this also makes incredibly self-assured and obnoxious. Everbody knows you because of your bad behaviour to everyone. ---- I wish all pandas in the world would explode. |
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03-27-2011, 06:12 AM
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Freeware Co-ordinator
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: South East England.
Posts: 7,309
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Kafwinglezap!
All pandas in the world explode. The resulting force throws the earth out of orbit, plunging it into the sun. ___ I wish the builders opposit me would use quieter equipment
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No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
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03-27-2011, 08:00 AM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
Posts: 6,086
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*bling..... bling*
The people next to you have in casesed their tools in pillows making for quieter equipment. I wish that I had more hours in the day.
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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03-27-2011, 09:51 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: In the middle of nowhere
Posts: 612
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Everyone does! Binggggg!
Suddenly, you are teleported on the planet of Mercury in which daylight reaches 176 Earth days long. (or to Venus, that turns once on its axis every 243 Earth days! ) Now that's a day! A free breathing device is included, thanks to Kate&Co !  All the peace and quiet you can never find somewhere else! Just wait another 200 years for Earth to develop enough, so a spaceship can pick U up !  I wish I had a house near the sea |
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03-27-2011, 11:29 AM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
Posts: 6,086
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*asdfjkl;uieoor'[a*
Your bus is on time but you are late for work everyday, and your boss fired you. I wish I could travel the world
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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03-27-2011, 12:23 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: In the middle of nowhere
Posts: 612
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We are sorry but we're out of wishes for the next 5 minutes!
Meanwhile, the koala bears are thinking how to take tsa down with them before they all explode! ! ! Nah, they're too cute to explode or think of revenge plans!  I wish there where talking koala bears in tsa's living room!
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03-27-2011, 02:44 PM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
Posts: 6,086
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*zing and zing again*
Polar bears have taken over kate me house I wish for a vacation
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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03-27-2011, 08:12 PM
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Beamin' Demon
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: C&D HQ in London, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 3,005
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Ar-too-dee-too-see-three-pee-oh!
For three failed attempts to properly corrupt wishes  , you have won a one-week vacation in the Spalding County jail, free I wish someone would make an awesome anime costume for me to wear at this year's convention.
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My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we’ll change the world. Jack Layton, 1950-2011 |
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03-27-2011, 10:41 PM
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Playing character
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 7,472
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03-28-2011, 02:59 AM
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Freeware Co-ordinator
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: South East England.
Posts: 7,309
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You now have an awesome anime costume. Unfortunately it is a faithful recreation of the obscure anime character, Kute Koala, and you wear it passing tsa's house. Shovel to cranium action ensues. I wish for world peace.
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No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
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