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Old 04-22-2010, 04:02 PM   #901
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*rrrwhump*
You are now as skinny as a small high school.

I wish for this wish to come true.
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Old 04-24-2010, 05:05 AM   #902
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I wish for this wish to come true.
Whirrrrrrrrrrrr Whiz Bang Choogada Choogada PING!
Your wish for a non-specific wish to come true produces a cancelling out effect, and so, while the wish does indeed come true, it appears only in miniature form, encased in lucite.

I wish I could afford to stay home and write my novels and songs instead of working at the printshop.
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Old 04-24-2010, 06:30 AM   #903
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Poof! Suddenly you find a big sack of money under your bed. You pay your debts and stay home to write novels and songs that no one likes except Squinky.

I wish I had more energy in my body.
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Old 04-24-2010, 06:46 AM   #904
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wiz, bang, boom....... zinggggggggggg

You now have so much energy in your body that everything you lift a finger a house appliance turns on.


I wish that I had the type of personality that everyone loved.
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Old 04-24-2010, 08:27 AM   #905
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Since there is no single personality that everyone loves, you wind up with multiple personality disorder.

I wish I had a personality that everyone hated.
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Old 04-24-2010, 11:17 AM   #906
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Plof! Since there is no single personality that everyone hates, you wind up with multiple personality disorder.

I wish I knew what to do. I'm bored.
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Old 04-24-2010, 11:33 AM   #907
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Eeeeeeeekkkkkk! Your boredom is cured when a demon from the Nevernever opens a portal into your living room, and you suddenly know exactly what to do. Ruuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn!

I wish I could fit into regular shoes again. I'm really tired of wearing the same pair of sneakers or slippers every day.
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Old 04-24-2010, 12:32 PM   #908
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I wish I could fit into regular shoes again. I'm really tired of wearing the same pair of sneakers or slippers every day.
*BAM*

Your feet can now fit into these. Too bad you'll need to be carried around from now on. Enjoy yourself, Cinderella.

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Wish I could have a kitten.
*itzakat*
You have given birth to a kitten. Congratulations.
LMFAO! OMG I nearly spat out my coffee!!!

*sigh* I wish I could birth a kitten. Ganesha knows I've wanted one for years.

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I want to be fabulously rich and famous.
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Old 03-27-2011, 06:00 AM   #909
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Flop!
You're now incredibly rich and famous. Unfortunately this also makes incredibly self-assured and obnoxious. Everbody knows you because of your bad behaviour to everyone.

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I wish all pandas in the world would explode.
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Old 03-27-2011, 06:12 AM   #910
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Kafwinglezap!

All pandas in the world explode. The resulting force throws the earth out of orbit, plunging it into the sun.

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I wish the builders opposit me would use quieter equipment
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Old 03-27-2011, 08:00 AM   #911
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*bling..... bling*

The people next to you have in casesed their tools in pillows making for quieter equipment.



I wish that I had more hours in the day.
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Old 03-27-2011, 09:51 AM   #912
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Everyone does! Binggggg!

Suddenly, you are teleported on the planet of Mercury in which daylight reaches 176 Earth days long. (or to Venus, that turns once on its axis every 243 Earth days! ) Now that's a day!
A free breathing device is included, thanks to Kate&Co !
All the peace and quiet you can never find somewhere else!
Just wait another 200 years for Earth to develop enough, so a spaceship can pick U up !


I wish I had a house near the sea
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Old 03-27-2011, 11:18 AM   #913
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ZzzzaBAM!

You have a house near the sea. It's the Château d'If.

I wish the bus was on time more often.
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Old 03-27-2011, 11:29 AM   #914
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*asdfjkl;uieoor'[a*

Your bus is on time but you are late for work everyday, and your boss fired you.

I wish I could travel the world
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Old 03-27-2011, 11:43 AM   #915
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Pjoing!

You find a pair of sturdy walking boots on your doorstep.

I wish all koala bears in the world would explode.
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Old 03-27-2011, 12:23 PM   #916
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We are sorry but we're out of wishes for the next 5 minutes!

Meanwhile, the koala bears are thinking how to take tsa down with them before they all explode! ! !
Nah, they're too cute to explode or think of revenge plans!

I wish there where talking koala bears in tsa's living room!
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Old 03-27-2011, 02:44 PM   #917
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*zing and zing again*

Polar bears have taken over kate me house


I wish for a vacation
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Old 03-27-2011, 08:12 PM   #918
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Ar-too-dee-too-see-three-pee-oh!

For three failed attempts to properly corrupt wishes , you have won a one-week vacation in the Spalding County jail, free handcuffs metal bracelets included as a bonus.

I wish someone would make an awesome anime costume for me to wear at this year's convention.
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Old 03-27-2011, 10:41 PM   #919
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We are sorry but we're out of wishes for the next 5 minutes!

Meanwhile, the koala bears are thinking how to take tsa down with them before they all explode! ! !
Nah, they're too cute to explode or think of revenge plans!

I wish there where talking koala bears in tsa's living room!
I would smash their little cute heads in with my shovel.
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Old 03-28-2011, 02:59 AM   #920
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I wish someone would make an awesome anime costume for me to wear at this year's convention.
Blorpwinglefloo!

You now have an awesome anime costume. Unfortunately it is a faithful recreation of the obscure anime character, Kute Koala, and you wear it passing tsa's house. Shovel to cranium action ensues.

I wish for world peace.
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