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Old 06-09-2008, 09:02 AM   #681
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I wish all my work was done.
(((Zzzzzzing)))

All your work is done. In fact all your future work is done as well. You have to retire and spend the rest of your life sipping an ale at the pub and also work in your garden.
Not bad huh?

I wish the warm and sunny weather will come back after the rain.
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Old 06-09-2008, 11:27 AM   #682
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Pazommmmmmm!!!....

The rain stops and we have warm and sunny weather here in NL. Thanks for not telling WHERE you wanted the sun Jelena!

I wish my internet connection worked like it should.
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Old 06-09-2008, 04:40 PM   #683
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*KraKOWKOW*

God has decided you don't deserve an internet connection. It will never work again.

I have to go to sleep; someone else make a wish.
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Old 06-10-2008, 06:15 AM   #684
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Since no one else seems interested:

I wish politicians were more humble.
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Old 06-10-2008, 07:18 AM   #685
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Pow-Pop-Poof!

Sorry, your wish backfires and you become more humble instead, as there's no way politicians could ever become humble.

I wish i could successfully create a 98 and XP dual boot.
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Old 06-10-2008, 07:31 AM   #686
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Schmuck!

Suddenly a computer with Win 98 installed on it drops on your house. Now you can boot both computers at the same time: a dual boot! Unfortunately there is quite a lot of damage to your roof.


I wish my provider would solve my problems.
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Old 06-10-2008, 08:23 AM   #687
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*aaaahhh*
Your local drug provider solves all your problems.

I wish I could mess up other wishes without having to give my own.
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Old 06-10-2008, 05:21 PM   #688
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*kerZAMpowpowpow...*

You mess up some people's wishes and make none of your own, and then everyone in the world is sad, because there is a shortage of wish-making, and the universe implodes.

I wish I could never be sick.
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Old 06-10-2008, 09:17 PM   #689
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Dzing!


You never throw up anymore. Instead you have these terrible stomach-aches. Ooo, I cringe even thinking about them.


I wish Myanmar was ruled by people who cared for their own people.
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Old 06-10-2008, 10:59 PM   #690
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They start to care to much, and when someone attempts to emigrate - they feel insulted and start to nuke everything.

I wish that my wish wouldn't get messed with.
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Old 06-18-2008, 10:21 PM   #691
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Zwoosh!

Your wish is not being messed with. Unfortunately, since you did not actually wish for anything, a wish-shaped hole appears in the fabric of space, through which the Universe escapes.

I wish I was awake.
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Old 06-19-2008, 12:39 AM   #692
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WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! ARE YOU AWAKE? HUH? HUH? WAKE UP!
*pound, pound, pound, crk*
DIDN'T HEAR THAT- WHAT DID YOU SAY? ARE YOU AWAKE YET?
WAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!
WAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUP!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I wish Battlestar Galactica continued next week, without seeming rushed.
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Old 06-19-2008, 02:34 AM   #693
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Oh boy did I have a weird dream. I dreamt I was a nail and got banged on my head by a hammer that kept shouting to me.

You want your wish granted? Ok. Vvvvvvvvvvvwop!

Battlestar Galactica continues as you wished. The the new series takes place 50 years later, and all the heros have turned into couch potatoes. They keep reminiscing their past adventures, gettting the facts wrong all the time because they are old and their memory is not too good. Fans all over the globe howl in protest.

I wish I had an internet provider that actually provided me with a usable internet.
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Old 06-19-2008, 03:34 AM   #694
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Kerrrrrrpow!!!

You now have an internet service provider that provides you with a usable internet. Trouble is though, they're the most expensive and they charge you every week!

I wish me and my brother's car valeting business picked up.
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Old 06-19-2008, 09:17 PM   #695
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What is a valeting business?

Anyway, the business picks up. Customers come from all over the globe, demanding cars NOW! and complaining about the smallest details. Many of them sue you, and you are bankrupt within a month.

I wish governments worked for their people instead of for themselves.
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Old 06-21-2008, 04:43 AM   #696
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What is a valeting business?
It's a car cleaning business. We thoroughly clean people's cars inside and out. It involves washing, polishing, hoovering etc.
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Old 06-21-2008, 05:17 AM   #697
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If you lived closer to me I would stop by you every once in a while. My car seems to get dirty faster than I can clean it.
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Old 06-21-2008, 01:53 PM   #698
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Yeah, that'd be cool lol. We could do with another regular customer. I feel annoyed when i think about my dad and my brother's friends who said they were interested and would let us do it on a regular basis. Now they just say, 'i'll do it myself' or 'i can't afford it'. Makes me feel like saying to them 'thanks for your support.'
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:46 AM   #699
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I wish my wish was corrupted.
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Old 07-24-2008, 09:52 PM   #700
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* Boom! * My wish is corrupted and the thread dies.

I wish this thread hadn't died.
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