01-24-2008, 09:31 PM
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The Major Grubert.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Seattle
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Your wish is but my command: your ice cream is sandwiched between two planes of tin foil. I wish I could go back in time to correct just a few mistakes.
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01-24-2008, 09:42 PM
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Unreliable Narrator
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Le Canada
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You correct the mistakes you didn't want to correct, while completely neglecting the ones you initially sought out to fix.
I wish I wasn't so bored.
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01-24-2008, 10:12 PM
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Location: Netherlands
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Wooosh! You now have an Ice Cream Sandwitch. It's just that you forgot how sensitive your teeth are to cold. You have to wait until all the icecream is molten before you can eat the sandwich. I wish for another me so I could get more accomplished at work and in my private life. |
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01-25-2008, 05:57 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: South East England.
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Squinky now has to do all tsa's work. tsa's life is now eternally boring. I wish it was tomorrow.
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01-25-2008, 07:03 AM
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Lazy Bee
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Sweden
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-oo-wap-bap-a-loom-a-oo-wap-bam-boom-
Suddenly it's "tomorrow", but you're caught in a time-loop and actually experiencing the same day over and over a la Ground Hog Day. I wish I don't have to babysit my sister's children tomorrow.
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01-30-2008, 05:51 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: South East England.
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Ka-ching.
Cyan now have unlimited funds to develop Myst Online. They spend it on hiring all the best FPS and online RPG programmers making Myst Online the best FPS RPG in the world. I wish our computer network didn't keep going down on the last two days of our busiest period of the year.
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No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
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02-17-2008, 04:57 AM
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Lazy Bee
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Sweden
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Schwoooof!
You have so much energy you decide to clean my house as well, not realizing that my dog just started to shed/lose (expr?) her winter fur and it's ALL OVER THE PLACE! I wish my Star Trek Voyager season 4 would arrive in my mailbox tomorrow.
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02-17-2008, 05:10 AM
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The Threadâ„¢ will die.
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: United Kingdom
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Your copy of Star Trek: Voyager Season 4 arrives, but disc 3 is missing, and disc 1 has cracked in half.
I wish that the graduate medicine entry requirements were easier. |
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02-21-2008, 12:18 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Netherlands
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Poof!
The_requirements_have_suddenly_become_much_easier. _Patients_with_easily_curable_ diseases_die_because_of_all_the_bad_doctors_there_ are_as_a_result. I_wish_my_spacebar_and_other_keys_worked. |
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06-03-2008, 02:02 PM
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The Quiet One
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Staffordshire, UK
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Zap! Your wish is granted. Unfortunately it rains sooo much, the city floods and everyone drowns.
I wish i could go back in time to my first year of college.
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06-05-2008, 03:48 PM
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Not like them!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Israel
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*Rwrwrwrigullugaloo!*
You've been sent back in time to your first year of college. That's quite a time jump there! Unfortunately, you made no jump in space. (It didn't occur to you that you might need to.) The Earth was in quite a different position back then. You're not even close to it. Goodbye. I wish I could speed up or slow down time for myself at will. |
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06-06-2008, 09:55 AM
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Location: Netherlands
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Garglgargl flup flup.
You now can speed up or slow down time for yourself at will. Unfortunately, everything else's time is sped up or slown down too, so it doesn't make any difference. I wish the European Soccer Championship was over. |
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06-07-2008, 02:06 PM
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Not like them!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Israel
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*zp*
I have used my newfound ability to speed up time. As you said, it affects everyone in the world. So the Championship is now over, though there wasn't time for anyone to actually win. Also, lots of people have missed lots of deadlines and your hair has grown too long to be manageable. But I was amused. I wish I could get the next twenty years' worth of superhero comics, so that I shouldn't have to wait a month between issues. |
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06-09-2008, 08:55 AM
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Freeware Co-ordinator
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: South East England.
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Pfoooooooooooooooooooooooooo-SPLAT!
The next 20 years of every superhero comic drop on your house. Given how many are released every month this squashes your house (and you) flat and causes major devastation to much of the surrounding countryside. I wish all my work was done.
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