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Old 10-20-2007, 12:02 PM   #621
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Zzzzzabam

You now have a voice that is really attractrive.....to bugs.

I wish my Gabriel Knight 3 game would install properly.
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Old 10-20-2007, 02:34 PM   #622
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*poof* Your game's running perfectly! But unfortunately the installation wiped out other installed adventuregames.

I wish I were a hotel heiress.
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Old 10-20-2007, 11:57 PM   #623
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Znuk! You're now the heiress of the Fawlty Towers hotel. The weirdest guests drive you mad.

I wish I had a partner.
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Old 10-21-2007, 12:45 AM   #624
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You have me as your partner.

I wish I had a partner as well.
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Old 10-21-2007, 02:03 AM   #625
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But if I have you as a partner, that means you have me as a partner as well. I never knew I was gay

I wish I could find a simple way to install Ubuntu 7.10 in Parallels on my iMac.
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Old 10-21-2007, 08:50 AM   #626
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You do. But I'm still your partner.

I wish I had a kettle.
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Old 10-21-2007, 10:15 AM   #627
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*ping* You get one that looks like this:



I wish I weren't sick.
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Old 10-21-2007, 10:26 AM   #628
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Zjnoing! You're healthy as sin, but for some strange reason you are also on the moon. The lack of air does gruesome things to you.

I wish I weren't sick
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Old 10-21-2007, 10:57 AM   #629
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You no longer follow those who you find attractive, then proceed to disguise as a man doing a survey for the local paper in order to enter their houses and steal their underwear. Why? Because you have been castrated - and not chemically, but with a knife by a trainee student of surgery who has a lazy eye. Therefore... you are no longer a sick, sick person.

I wish I could charm with sophisticated banter.
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Old 10-21-2007, 12:49 PM   #630
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The banter comes easily, but it's too sophisticated for you to understand what you're talking about even as you say it! But it always charms anyone nearby, to the point where they will all desperately want, in the interest of their continued entertainment, for you to follow up on what you said. (You have no idea what you said.) Good luck!




I wish I had a Wii.
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Old 10-21-2007, 06:39 PM   #631
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GnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuphHHHHHHHHsstttttt

You have a Wii. Too bad you didn't ask for any games to have with it.

I wish... I wish I wasn't still shy around women I'm attracted to.
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Old 10-21-2007, 06:46 PM   #632
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*SPPPPPLLIIIIIIIINGOOOK*

You're no longer shy around women that you're attracted to, but now they all keep slapping you for making lewd comments.


I wish that this wish would be corrupted.
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Old 10-21-2007, 06:58 PM   #633
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Fwwwiisiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioooooooshhhhhh hhh

Can I just say how lame your wish is? In fact, it's so lame, it was pretty much a corrupt wish on delivery. How lame is that?

I wish I had a 40 foot Lava Lamp in my front yard.
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Old 10-21-2007, 07:10 PM   #634
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*SQQUUUUUEEEEEEEEEE*

You now have a 40-foot lava lamp in your front yard. Sadly, the manufacturers also scaled up the plug, so you can't actually power it and it just sits there, lifeless.


I wish that at least of the answers that I've just written would be even remotely decent.
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Old 10-21-2007, 07:44 PM   #635
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*generic noise that has somehow escaped the hordes of wish corruptors greedily thinking of any term they can*

Your wish appears to be lacking a needed word. "I wish that at least (?) of the answers " It is therefore already corrupted from your lack of sleep. Pwned.

I wish WWIII would start already, I'm becoming impatient.
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Old 10-21-2007, 08:53 PM   #636
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Bang! George Bush attacks Iran, and WWIII starts. The lack of long-distance rockets forces the Iraniers to use some very clever methods to smuggle portable atomic bombs into the US. Because booze is the root of all evil, the first atomic bomb hits the place where cocktails grow on bushes, and you are vaporized instantly.

I wish people would just get along!

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Old 10-22-2007, 05:12 AM   #637
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Everyone simultaneously gets a "long" from those SPAM genital enhancement emails, makes the spam barons immensely rich and hence rule the world and make reading spam messages compulsory.

I wish my name was Iggle Piggle
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Old 10-22-2007, 01:23 PM   #638
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Your name is Iggle Piggle.

I wish that me and her could at least be friends...
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Old 10-22-2007, 01:55 PM   #639
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You are now her toy. And she's already bored.

I wish I could get motivated to do stuff.
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Old 10-22-2007, 03:05 PM   #640
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Flazam! You become so productive that you quickly lose track of time, developing severe antisocial behavior, not to mention malnourishement and sleep-deprivation, causing you to lose all contact with your friends and loved ones and soon wish that you were more motivated to do nothing. Also, you get eaten by a lion.

I wish I could be a modern day renaissance man.
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