Corrupt-A-Wish! - Page 32

Jelena · 10-20-2007, 12:02 PM

Zzzzzabam

You now have a voice that is really attractrive.....to bugs.

I wish my Gabriel Knight 3 game would install properly.

saucyminx · 10-20-2007, 02:34 PM

*poof* Your game's running perfectly! But unfortunately the installation wiped out other installed adventuregames.

I wish I were a hotel heiress.

tsa · 10-20-2007, 11:57 PM

Znuk! You're now the heiress of the Fawlty Towers hotel. The weirdest guests drive you mad.

I wish I had a partner.

Hammerite · 10-21-2007, 12:45 AM

You have me as your partner.

I wish I had a partner as well.

tsa · 10-21-2007, 02:03 AM

But if I have you as a partner, that means you have me as a partner as well. I never knew I was gay

I wish I could find a simple way to install Ubuntu 7.10 in Parallels on my iMac.

Hammerite · 10-21-2007, 08:50 AM

You do. But I'm still your partner.

I wish I had a kettle.

Squinky · 10-21-2007, 10:15 AM

*ping* You get one that looks like this:

I wish I weren't sick.

tsa · 10-21-2007, 10:26 AM

Zjnoing! You're healthy as sin, but for some strange reason you are also on the moon. The lack of air does gruesome things to you.

I wish I weren't sick

Hammerite · 10-21-2007, 10:57 AM

You no longer follow those who you find attractive, then proceed to disguise as a man doing a survey for the local paper in order to enter their houses and steal their underwear. Why? Because you have been castrated - and not chemically, but with a knife by a trainee student of surgery who has a lazy eye. Therefore... you are no longer a sick, sick person.

I wish I could charm with sophisticated banter.

MoriartyL · 10-21-2007, 12:49 PM

The banter comes easily, but it's too sophisticated for you to understand what you're talking about even as you say it! But it always charms anyone nearby, to the point where they will all desperately want, in the interest of their continued entertainment, for you to follow up on what you said. (You have no idea what you said.) Good luck!

I wish I had a Wii.

Not A Speck Of Cereal · 10-21-2007, 06:39 PM

GnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuphHHHHHHHHsstttttt

You have a Wii. Too bad you didn't ask for any games to have with it.

I wish... I wish I wasn't still shy around women I'm attracted to.

RLacey · 10-21-2007, 06:46 PM

*SPPPPPLLIIIIIIIINGOOOK*

You're no longer shy around women that you're attracted to, but now they all keep slapping you for making lewd comments.

I wish that this wish would be corrupted.

Not A Speck Of Cereal · 10-21-2007, 06:58 PM

Fwwwiisiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioooooooshhhhhh hhh

Can I just say how lame your wish is? In fact, it's so lame, it was pretty much a corrupt wish on delivery. How lame is that?

I wish I had a 40 foot Lava Lamp in my front yard.

RLacey · 10-21-2007, 07:10 PM

*SQQUUUUUEEEEEEEEEE*

You now have a 40-foot lava lamp in your front yard. Sadly, the manufacturers also scaled up the plug, so you can't actually power it and it just sits there, lifeless.

I wish that at least of the answers that I've just written would be even remotely decent.

Giligan · 10-21-2007, 07:44 PM

*generic noise that has somehow escaped the hordes of wish corruptors greedily thinking of any term they can*

Your wish appears to be lacking a needed word. "I wish that at least (?) of the answers " It is therefore already corrupted from your lack of sleep. Pwned.

I wish WWIII would start already, I'm becoming impatient.

tsa · 10-21-2007, 08:53 PM

Bang! George Bush attacks Iran, and WWIII starts. The lack of long-distance rockets forces the Iraniers to use some very clever methods to smuggle portable atomic bombs into the US. Because booze is the root of all evil, the first atomic bomb hits the place where cocktails grow on bushes, and you are vaporized instantly.

I wish people would just get along!

SSH · 10-22-2007, 05:12 AM

Everyone simultaneously gets a "long" from those SPAM genital enhancement emails, makes the spam barons immensely rich and hence rule the world and make reading spam messages compulsory.

I wish my name was Iggle Piggle

Hammerite · 10-22-2007, 01:23 PM

Your name is Iggle Piggle.

I wish that me and her could at least be friends...

MoriartyL · 10-22-2007, 01:55 PM

You are now her toy. And she's already bored.

I wish I could get motivated to do stuff.

Flyboy · 10-22-2007, 03:05 PM

Flazam! You become so productive that you quickly lose track of time, developing severe antisocial behavior, not to mention malnourishement and sleep-deprivation, causing you to lose all contact with your friends and loved ones and soon wish that you were more motivated to do nothing. Also, you get eaten by a lion.

I wish I could be a modern day renaissance man.

10-20-2007, 12:02 PM	#621
Jelena Lazy Bee Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Sweden Posts: 7,518	Zzzzzabam You now have a voice that is really attractrive.....to bugs. I wish my Gabriel Knight 3 game would install properly. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Temporary guest in your life

10-20-2007, 02:34 PM	#622
saucyminx Schoolgirl From Hell Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,930	poof Your game's running perfectly! But unfortunately the installation wiped out other installed adventuregames. I wish I were a hotel heiress. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "My life is my longest journey I wish to fulfill with my dreams..." "Or is it I who has penetrated you?"

10-20-2007, 11:57 PM	#623
tsa Playing character Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	Znuk! You're now the heiress of the Fawlty Towers hotel. The weirdest guests drive you mad. I wish I had a partner. Share Share this post on Twitter

10-21-2007, 12:45 AM	#624
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	You have me as your partner. I wish I had a partner as well. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

10-21-2007, 02:03 AM	#625
tsa Playing character Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	But if I have you as a partner, that means you have me as a partner as well. I never knew I was gay I wish I could find a simple way to install Ubuntu 7.10 in Parallels on my iMac. Share Share this post on Twitter

10-21-2007, 08:50 AM	#626
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	You do. But I'm still your partner. I wish I had a kettle. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

10-21-2007, 10:15 AM	#627
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	ping You get one that looks like this: I wish I weren't sick. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

10-21-2007, 10:26 AM	#628
tsa Playing character Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	Zjnoing! You're healthy as sin, but for some strange reason you are also on the moon. The lack of air does gruesome things to you. I wish I weren't sick Share Share this post on Twitter

10-21-2007, 10:57 AM	#629
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	You no longer follow those who you find attractive, then proceed to disguise as a man doing a survey for the local paper in order to enter their houses and steal their underwear. Why? Because you have been castrated - and not chemically, but with a knife by a trainee student of surgery who has a lazy eye. Therefore... you are no longer a sick, sick person. I wish I could charm with sophisticated banter. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

10-21-2007, 12:49 PM	#630
MoriartyL Not like them! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Israel Posts: 2,570	The banter comes easily, but it's too sophisticated for you to understand what you're talking about even as you say it! But it always charms anyone nearby, to the point where they will all desperately want, in the interest of their continued entertainment, for you to follow up on what you said. (You have no idea what you said.) Good luck! I wish I had a Wii. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ -Mory My first game My second game My third game

10-21-2007, 06:39 PM	#631
Not A Speck Of Cereal The Major Grubert. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,570	GnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuphHHHHHHHHsstttttt You have a Wii. Too bad you didn't ask for any games to have with it. I wish... I wish I wasn't still shy around women I'm attracted to. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ People don't wear enough hats.

10-21-2007, 06:46 PM	#632
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	SPPPPPLLIIIIIIIINGOOOK You're no longer shy around women that you're attracted to, but now they all keep slapping you for making lewd comments. I wish that this wish would be corrupted. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

10-21-2007, 06:58 PM	#633
Not A Speck Of Cereal The Major Grubert. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,570	Fwwwiisiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioooooooshhhhhh hhh Can I just say how lame your wish is? In fact, it's so lame, it was pretty much a corrupt wish on delivery. How lame is that? I wish I had a 40 foot Lava Lamp in my front yard. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ People don't wear enough hats.

10-21-2007, 07:10 PM	#634
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	SQQUUUUUEEEEEEEEEE You now have a 40-foot lava lamp in your front yard. Sadly, the manufacturers also scaled up the plug, so you can't actually power it and it just sits there, lifeless. I wish that at least of the answers that I've just written would be even remotely decent. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

10-21-2007, 07:44 PM	#635
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	generic noise that has somehow escaped the hordes of wish corruptors greedily thinking of any term they can Your wish appears to be lacking a needed word. "I wish that at least (?) of the answers " It is therefore already corrupted from your lack of sleep. Pwned. I wish WWIII would start already, I'm becoming impatient. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski

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10-21-2007, 08:53 PM	#636
tsa Playing character Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	Bang! George Bush attacks Iran, and WWIII starts. The lack of long-distance rockets forces the Iraniers to use some very clever methods to smuggle portable atomic bombs into the US. Because booze is the root of all evil, the first atomic bomb hits the place where cocktails grow on bushes, and you are vaporized instantly. I wish people would just get along! Share Share this post on Twitter Last edited by tsa; 10-21-2007 at 08:54 PM. Reason: Added a wish

10-22-2007, 05:12 AM	#637
SSH Super Scottish Hero Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Edinburgh, UK Posts: 2,872	Everyone simultaneously gets a "long" from those SPAM genital enhancement emails, makes the spam barons immensely rich and hence rule the world and make reading spam messages compulsory. I wish my name was Iggle Piggle Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ SSH's AGS blog "SSH is the best we have" - Pablo Bullian, IP Security expert

10-22-2007, 01:23 PM	#638
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	Your name is Iggle Piggle. I wish that me and her could at least be friends... Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

10-22-2007, 01:55 PM	#639
MoriartyL Not like them! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Israel Posts: 2,570	You are now her toy. And she's already bored. I wish I could get motivated to do stuff. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ -Mory My first game My second game My third game

10-22-2007, 03:05 PM	#640
Flyboy Live Slow Die Old Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Mount Real Posts: 563	Flazam! You become so productive that you quickly lose track of time, developing severe antisocial behavior, not to mention malnourishement and sleep-deprivation, causing you to lose all contact with your friends and loved ones and soon wish that you were more motivated to do nothing. Also, you get eaten by a lion. I wish I could be a modern day renaissance man. Share Share this post on Twitter