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Old 07-02-2007, 06:21 AM   #601
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darn not fast enough SORRY
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Old 07-03-2007, 08:28 AM   #602
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I wish apartment hunting wasn't so hard!
Boing! You now have a choice of hundreds of little apartments made out of plywood.


I wish there were no self-centered wishes.
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Old 07-03-2007, 08:51 AM   #603
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*zinnnggglee"

Everyone that makes a self-centered wish explodes once they make that wish.


I wish for everyone to be happy
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Old 07-03-2007, 09:09 AM   #604
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Ghannnnnnnnnnnnn... HIP!

You and me are happy. The rest of the world's population has exploded.


I wish I wasn't the only person in Europe.
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Old 07-03-2007, 09:52 AM   #605
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*bing - ding*

You have created a lab full of sub-human people so you wouldn’t be the only person in Europe.

I wish I had some cherry pie
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Old 07-03-2007, 11:08 AM   #606
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Poof! You made a self-centered wish. You are now some bloody splatters on the walls.

BTW, how did you know about my lab full of sub-human people?


I wish for happy holidays for everyone.
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Old 07-04-2007, 02:43 AM   #607
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Everyone gets a Happy Meal!

I wish for a blackberry-raspberry smoothie......for everyone of course.
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Old 07-04-2007, 02:56 AM   #608
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You get a blackberry-raspberry smoothie, but it tastes like shit.

I wish my feelings were reciprocated
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Old 07-04-2007, 04:04 AM   #609
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Your hatred of the daleks is reciprocated and they exterminate you


I wish I was obscenely rich
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Old 07-04-2007, 09:48 AM   #610
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BTW, how did you know about my lab full of sub-human people?
Well you silly man.....every lab in the world has sub-human people.

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I wish I was obscenely rich
*poof*

You are now so rich that you choke on your own greed.

I wish for ice cream....for everyone
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Old 07-05-2007, 06:35 AM   #611
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The ice cream melts due to global warming.

I wish I could get a hug from that special someone.
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Old 07-05-2007, 06:55 AM   #612
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*Zzyrgenhymer!* You get a rib- and internal organ-crushing bear hug from Fifi, the Wonder Bear, who thinks the tuna sandwich in your pocket is special too.

I wish I had time to read manga all day.
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Old 07-05-2007, 12:20 PM   #613
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I wish Perth Glory would win more often.
Gweeglopoit.

Perth Glory wins more often. No school sports day egg and spoon race is safe from Perth Glory's superior ability. (mainly because they elbow all the kids out of the way and deploy their own 11 person race)
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darn not fast enough SORRY
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*Zzyrgenhymer!* You get a rib- and internal organ-crushing bear hug from Fifi, the Wonder Bear, who thinks the tuna sandwich in your pocket is special too.

I wish I had time to read manga all day.
Bwarzledworp

You have all the time in the world to read manga. Unfortunately someone has stolen your entire collection and manga has become illegal worldwide on the same day.

I wish my left knee wasn't getting old. (this wish does make sense, honest)
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A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start
Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart
And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me
On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree
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Old 07-05-2007, 12:38 PM   #614
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*riptintin*

You have a knee replacement done and now you have a bionic knee.

I wish for a foot massage
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*riptintin*

You have a knee replacement done and now you have a bionic knee.

I wish for a foot massage
Beep whirr beep

Your foot is being massaged by my bionic knee which appears to have odd ideas about the purposes of knees.

I wish I had a super bionic knee like the Six million dollar man.
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Old 07-05-2007, 05:29 PM   #616
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Your foot is being massaged by my bionic knee which appears to have odd ideas about the purposes of knees
Oh yeah baby

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I wish I had a super bionic knee like the Six million dollar man.
*Superzingaring*
You now have super bionic knees, one day out of the blue they bust out of your skin and skip town on you.

I wish for everyone to be able to take vacation when ever they want too.
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Old 07-06-2007, 01:44 AM   #617
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Everyone can, and everyone does! BUT, they all go to Spain on a big holiday, who take advantage of this to occupy all of the world, and turn it into the biggest most cheesy extra-terrestrial holiday resort planet since Venus!

I wish I had a bionic right arm. (lol)
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Old 07-06-2007, 02:29 AM   #618
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After spending some "quality time" with your superfast bionic arm, you die of friction-burn related injuries...


I wish I could beat the 5th mission of Xeno Tactic
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Old 10-20-2007, 06:35 AM   #619
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You beat the 5th mission of Xeno Tactic, but in doing this you develop so much RSI that you can't move your hands anymore.

I wish I had a new job.
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Old 10-20-2007, 11:20 AM   #620
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You have a new job... tending to my aforementioned friction burns.

I wish I had a more attractive voice.
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