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Old 06-30-2007, 07:03 AM   #581
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*zing - zang- bing*

Your book is a huge hit and you make millions. But now since you are worth millions you are knows as a dirty old man down the block and only naughty girls come to see you.

I hope I like the movie that I'm going to today.
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Old 06-30-2007, 07:05 AM   #582
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You like the movie so much that half way through you have an orgasm and, because of the EXTRRRREME NOISE, you are banned from the cinema and all its affiliate companies.

I wish I was cute.
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Old 06-30-2007, 07:11 AM   #583
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*wally- bing bang*

You a so cute that you have to literally beat the girls off with a stick, thus hurting your chances for a date.

I wish for a massage
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Old 06-30-2007, 07:13 AM   #584
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You get a massage from Edward Scissorhands.

I wish I could think of a wish right now.
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Old 06-30-2007, 07:26 AM   #585
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Pflingelingeling!

You think of a wish but it's so naughty you don't dare tell us what it is.


I wish the weather was better.
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Old 06-30-2007, 08:52 AM   #586
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*Sploosh*

Your wish is granted. It stops raining, and the dark clouds scatter. The sky becomes a beautiful hue of blue, compounded by small fluffy white clouds. Sunlight's warm glow settles over the land, basking the cheery landscape with warmth and light. Bathers flock to the beaches. Sadly, the lack of precipitation causes the soil of the dikes to become dry, and they break. The entire country is soon underwater.

I wish I lived in a perfect replica of Lara Croft's manor.
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Old 06-30-2007, 09:09 AM   #587
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*bounce*

You live in a perfect replica of Lara Croft's manor... with a perfect replica of Lara Croft.

I wish our society weren't so patriarchal.
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Old 06-30-2007, 12:57 PM   #588
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The society isn't as patriarchal, and women are the world leaders. There are no wars, but none of the countries are in contact because they're all bitching about each other behind each other's backs (sorry for the generalising! )

I wish I had more biscuits.
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Old 06-30-2007, 11:48 PM   #589
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....only naughty girls come to see you.
You do realise the results of the wish are supposed to be bad, right?

*saw - saw*

You now have lots of little bits of wood suitable for fixing shelving and the like.

I wish I had time to read all my books.
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Old 07-01-2007, 04:06 AM   #590
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*zoiiiing!*

You now have plenty of time to read your books, as you were just fired following some negligent accounting.


I wish I had a huge diamond.
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Old 07-01-2007, 04:07 AM   #591
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You do realise the results of the wish are supposed to be bad, right?
teehee, well yeah I know they all should be bad but you know a not so bad wish / result is ok too, especially if you get to be naughty doing it.....
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*saw - saw*

You now have lots of little bits of wood suitable for fixing shelving and the like.

I wish I had time to read all my books.

*Twinkle*

You were fired from your job for reading unrelated work material. So now you have all day everyday to read.

I wish for maid
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Old 07-01-2007, 04:25 AM   #592
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I wish I had a huge diamond.
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I wish for maid
Blof!

Jat now has a diamond, and Bullsie has a maid (yes, I am THAT good!), but since diamonds are a girls best friend, the diamond runs of with Bullsies shiny new maid.


I wish we could all get along.
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I wish we could all get along.
*wally- bing -bang*

We all get along fabulously. Then we start to get on each others nervous like an old married couple, and we all start blowing up one another’s cars, bikes, shooters until we are left with no vehicles.


I wish for an uninterrupted nap.
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Old 07-01-2007, 06:26 PM   #594
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Whilst cleaning the house before your nap, you poke your finger on a needle. You get sleepier and sleepier, and you just make it to the couch before you fall asleep. And sleep, and sleep, and sleep...

I wish I were able to get up early in the mornings, feeling rested and cheerful.
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Old 07-01-2007, 07:21 PM   #595
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gnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... ... <distant pow>

Wow, you feel great and ready to go ... at 12:01 am.

(Are you a female that loves animals, or are you a lover of female animals?)

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I wish for new pair of shoes, babyee!
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Old 07-01-2007, 09:13 PM   #596
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Ploink! A new pair of pumps suddenly appears in front of you. They're the size of wheelbarrows.


I wish for a quiet day at the office.
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Old 07-02-2007, 02:53 AM   #597
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Bim! You arrive at work and find no-one there. You sit there all day on your own until receiving an email at the end of the day asking you how the office move went.


I wish the garage would repair my car for free
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I wish the garage would repair my car for free
*Big bada boom*

The garage repairs your car for free. Unfortunately, instead of real car parts the guys at the garage installed toy car parts...

I wish they made a season 8 of The Gilmore Girls
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Old 07-02-2007, 06:14 AM   #599
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(Are you a female that loves animals, or are you a lover of female animals?)
First one..

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I wish they made a season 8 of The Gilmore Girls
*Bang - Klash*

Warner Bros announces that they're going to make a new season of Gilmore Girls, with Pamela Anderson as Lorelai, and Paris Hilton as Rory..

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I wish apartment hunting wasn't so hard!
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!alah peanutbutter sandwiches!
Gilmore Girls went for a an 8th season, unfortuantly all the TVs in the world stopped working, so no one will every see it.

I wish Perth Glory would win more often.
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