06-30-2007, 07:03 AM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
Posts: 6,086
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*zing - zang- bing*
Your book is a huge hit and you make millions. But now since you are worth millions you are knows as a dirty old man down the block and only naughty girls come to see you. I hope I like the movie that I'm going to today.
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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06-30-2007, 07:05 AM
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kamikaze hummingbirds
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Over there.
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You like the movie so much that half way through you have an orgasm and, because of the EXTRRRREME NOISE, you are banned from the cinema and all its affiliate companies.
I wish I was cute.
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06-30-2007, 07:11 AM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
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*wally- bing bang*
You a so cute that you have to literally beat the girls off with a stick, thus hurting your chances for a date. I wish for a massage
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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06-30-2007, 08:52 AM
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The Greater
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Kentucky
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*Sploosh*
Your wish is granted. It stops raining, and the dark clouds scatter. The sky becomes a beautiful hue of blue, compounded by small fluffy white clouds. Sunlight's warm glow settles over the land, basking the cheery landscape with warmth and light. Bathers flock to the beaches. Sadly, the lack of precipitation causes the soil of the dikes to become dry, and they break. The entire country is soon underwater. I wish I lived in a perfect replica of Lara Croft's manor.
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06-30-2007, 09:09 AM
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Unreliable Narrator
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Le Canada
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*bounce*
You live in a perfect replica of Lara Croft's manor... with a perfect replica of Lara Croft. I wish our society weren't so patriarchal.
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06-30-2007, 12:57 PM
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kamikaze hummingbirds
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Over there.
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The society isn't as patriarchal, and women are the world leaders. There are no wars, but none of the countries are in contact because they're all bitching about each other behind each other's backs (sorry for the generalising!
 )I wish I had more biscuits.
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The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets! |
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06-30-2007, 11:48 PM
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Freeware Co-ordinator
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: South East England.
Posts: 7,309
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 *saw - saw* You now have lots of little bits of wood suitable for fixing shelving and the like. I wish I had time to read all my books.
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07-01-2007, 04:06 AM
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Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 6,378
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*zoiiiing!*
You now have plenty of time to read your books, as you were just fired following some negligent accounting. I wish I had a huge diamond.
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07-01-2007, 04:07 AM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
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*Twinkle* You were fired from your job for reading unrelated work material. So now you have all day everyday to read. I wish for maid
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07-01-2007, 04:25 AM
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Playing character
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Netherlands
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Jat now has a diamond, and Bullsie has a maid (yes, I am THAT good!), but since diamonds are a girls best friend, the diamond runs of with Bullsies shiny new maid. I wish we could all get along. |
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07-01-2007, 11:52 AM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
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We all get along fabulously. Then we start to get on each others nervous like an old married couple, and we all start blowing up one another’s cars, bikes, shooters until we are left with no vehicles. I wish for an uninterrupted nap.
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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07-01-2007, 06:26 PM
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female animal lover
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Norway
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Whilst cleaning the house before your nap, you poke your finger on a needle. You get sleepier and sleepier, and you just make it to the couch before you fall asleep. And sleep, and sleep, and sleep...
I wish I were able to get up early in the mornings, feeling rested and cheerful.
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07-01-2007, 07:21 PM
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The Major Grubert.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Seattle
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gnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... ... <distant pow>
Wow, you feel great and ready to go ... at 12:01 am. (Are you a female that loves animals, or are you a lover of female animals?) ____ I wish for new pair of shoes, babyee!
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07-02-2007, 02:53 AM
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Super Scottish Hero
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Edinburgh, UK
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Bim! You arrive at work and find no-one there. You sit there all day on your own until receiving an email at the end of the day asking you how the office move went.
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07-02-2007, 03:28 AM
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Biomechanoid
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Netherlands
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The garage repairs your car for free. Unfortunately, instead of real car parts the guys at the garage installed toy car parts... I wish they made a season 8 of The Gilmore Girls
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07-02-2007, 06:14 AM
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female animal lover
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Norway
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Warner Bros announces that they're going to make a new season of Gilmore Girls, with Pamela Anderson as Lorelai, and Paris Hilton as Rory.. ----------------------------- I wish apartment hunting wasn't so hard!
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07-02-2007, 06:19 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Guildford WA
Posts: 370
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!alah peanutbutter sandwiches!
Gilmore Girls went for a an 8th season, unfortuantly all the TVs in the world stopped working, so no one will every see it. I wish Perth Glory would win more often. |
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