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Old 06-28-2007, 06:36 AM   #561
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*Pfzit*

Ugh. That wish is officially corrupt enough without any help from me.

I wish that the wish preceding to the previous wish is the same as the wish following the following preceding wish of the following wish.
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Old 06-28-2007, 11:15 AM   #562
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Pfrt..t t t t mmm nngngn.... . . . .
I cast the spell but it got thorougly confused and exploded, leaving a big hole in the road.


I wish the iPhone was out and we could all go back to living a normal life.
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Old 06-28-2007, 01:18 PM   #563
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*gwing ding*

The iphone is now out, two weeks after they are released they have to be recalled because they are keep the owner finger prints and using them to destroy the world.

I wish for some yummy pizza


pssst tsa.... I remember to make a wish this time.
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Old 06-28-2007, 01:40 PM   #564
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Ding-dong

Your pizza's here



I wish I had some more beer.
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Old 06-28-2007, 02:37 PM   #565
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*Mjaaaaus*
You get a whole mug of beer spiked with 96%. Why that wish is corrupt is for me to know and you to find out..

I want a new pc!
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Old 06-28-2007, 02:45 PM   #566
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'ello 'ello 'ello

A new Police Constable is at your door, enquiring what you've been going around spiking drinks with.

I wish I knew how to beat Panthera (thus saving me the trouble of joining Panthera)
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Old 06-28-2007, 03:58 PM   #567
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*bling-blong*

You now have been enlightened on how to beat Panthera. So now you will not have to join Panthera, thus you can now take over the world.

I wish I could read minds
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Old 06-28-2007, 04:21 PM   #568
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*borscht*

You read my mind, and my dirty, dirty thoughts cause you to immediately wish that you didn't.

I wish I knew what women want.
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Old 06-28-2007, 04:36 PM   #569
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*boing*

You jump into the movie of the same name, and now are plagued with the thoughts of Helen Hunt, who would seem to want a career.


I wish I had a big vault, filled with gold coins, and a diving board, so I could leap in and swim around, like Scrooge McDuck.
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Old 06-28-2007, 06:34 PM   #570
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*Bang!*

You get your big vault filled with gold coins, walk out on your diving board, jump in... and hit your head on the hard surface all the gold coins make up. You now have a serious concussion..

I wish I found the perfect apartment and rented it
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Old 06-28-2007, 07:46 PM   #571
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I wish I found the perfect apartment and rented it
WwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaMMMMMM!

Wow, you just found this fantastic 3 story apartment off Central Park in NYC with designer accouterments and, well, I hope you can afford it, because you signed the dotted line.

I've lived here 10 years now. I hope my landlord doesn't sell soon--I don't want to move.
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Old 06-28-2007, 09:30 PM   #572
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pssst tsa.... I remember to make a wish this time.
I love you bullsie

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I've lived here 10 years now. I hope my landlord doesn't sell soon--I don't want to move.
That's a wish? Oh well.
*FART* Your landlord decides not to sell, but he also doesn't do any maintenance on your house anymore. Soon there are cracks in the walls and it rains inside every now and then.


I wish Paris Hilton would solve the crisis in Iraq.
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Old 06-29-2007, 05:33 AM   #573
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I love you bullsie
Right back at ya babe

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I wish Paris Hilton would solve the crisis in Iraq.
*Bonk*

Paris Hilton tried to solve crisis in Iraq, but sadly she thinks so long and so hard on the subject that her head explodes and the crowd rejoices ending the crisis.

I wish that everyone’s wishes come true
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Old 06-29-2007, 06:56 AM   #574
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Everyone's wishes come true but they all contradict each other and a big war starts and everybody gets killed.

I wish we'd had some more toast before the nukes killed us.
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Old 06-29-2007, 07:27 AM   #575
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*Schma-gwê* You got your toast but it was covered with toejam instead of strawberry jam... and you still got nuked.

I wish I had a new job.
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Old 06-29-2007, 08:29 AM   #576
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* jingle- jingle*

You now have a new job as Santa Clause

I wish for 2 puppies
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Old 06-29-2007, 09:18 AM   #577
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*shlumpf*

You give birth to two healthy puppies. Congratulations!

I wish that all the children in the world would sing in perfect harmony.
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Old 06-29-2007, 12:44 PM   #578
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Plunk! Your wish is granted. The enormous volume of all the squeeking voices, exactly in phase, breaks all the windows in our solar system. The occupants of the Space Shuttle are not amused.

I wish I had my new website up and running.
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Old 06-29-2007, 02:39 PM   #579
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*razzle -dazzle*

Your new website is up and running but it was mistaken for a female escort service.


I wish for a quite evening
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Old 06-29-2007, 09:54 PM   #580
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Lol, years ago a colleague of mine told me I should check some of the links on my website. Instead of pointing to a boring page about lynx, a text browser, they suddenly pointed to a collection of porn sites, because the lynx webpage had been cancelled and someone else had taken the domain name.

Flunk! The magic I sent was confused by your misspelling of the word quiet, and you have quite an evening!


I wish my next book to be a succes.
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