06-28-2007, 06:36 AM
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The Greater
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Kentucky
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*Pfzit*
Ugh. That wish is officially corrupt enough without any help from me. I wish that the wish preceding to the previous wish is the same as the wish following the following preceding wish of the following wish.
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06-28-2007, 11:15 AM
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Playing character
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 7,472
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Pfrt..t t t t mmm nngngn.... . . . .
I cast the spell but it got thorougly confused and exploded, leaving a big hole in the road. I wish the iPhone was out and we could all go back to living a normal life. |
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06-28-2007, 01:18 PM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
Posts: 6,086
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*gwing ding*
The iphone is now out, two weeks after they are released they have to be recalled because they are keep the owner finger prints and using them to destroy the world. I wish for some yummy pizza pssst tsa.... I remember to make a wish this time. 
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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06-28-2007, 01:40 PM
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Freeware Co-ordinator
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: South East England.
Posts: 7,309
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Ding-dong
Your pizza's here  I wish I had some more beer.
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No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
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06-28-2007, 02:37 PM
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female animal lover
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,480
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*Mjaaaaus*
You get a whole mug of beer spiked with 96%. Why that wish is corrupt is for me to know and you to find out.. I want a new pc!
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06-28-2007, 02:45 PM
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Freeware Co-ordinator
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: South East England.
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'ello 'ello 'ello
A new Police Constable is at your door, enquiring what you've been going around spiking drinks with. I wish I knew how to beat Panthera (thus saving me the trouble of joining Panthera)
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No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree Last edited by stepurhan; 06-29-2007 at 10:49 PM. |
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06-28-2007, 03:58 PM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
Posts: 6,086
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*bling-blong*
You now have been enlightened on how to beat Panthera. So now you will not have to join Panthera, thus you can now take over the world. I wish I could read minds
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky Last edited by stepurhan; 06-29-2007 at 10:50 PM. |
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06-28-2007, 04:21 PM
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Unreliable Narrator
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Le Canada
Posts: 9,873
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*borscht*
You read my mind, and my dirty, dirty thoughts cause you to immediately wish that you didn't. I wish I knew what women want.
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06-28-2007, 04:36 PM
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Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 6,378
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*boing*
You jump into the movie of the same name, and now are plagued with the thoughts of Helen Hunt, who would seem to want a career. I wish I had a big vault, filled with gold coins, and a diving board, so I could leap in and swim around, like Scrooge McDuck.
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06-28-2007, 06:34 PM
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female animal lover
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,480
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*Bang!*
You get your big vault filled with gold coins, walk out on your diving board, jump in... and hit your head on the hard surface all the gold coins make up. You now have a serious concussion.. I wish I found the perfect apartment and rented it
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06-28-2007, 07:46 PM
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The Major Grubert.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 2,570
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Wow, you just found this fantastic 3 story apartment off Central Park in NYC with designer accouterments and, well, I hope you can afford it, because you signed the dotted line. I've lived here 10 years now. I hope my landlord doesn't sell soon--I don't want to move.
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06-28-2007, 09:30 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Netherlands
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*FART* Your landlord decides not to sell, but he also doesn't do any maintenance on your house anymore. Soon there are cracks in the walls and it rains inside every now and then. I wish Paris Hilton would solve the crisis in Iraq. |
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06-29-2007, 05:33 AM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
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Paris Hilton tried to solve crisis in Iraq, but sadly she thinks so long and so hard on the subject that her head explodes and the crowd rejoices ending the crisis. I wish that everyone’s wishes come true
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06-29-2007, 06:56 AM
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kamikaze hummingbirds
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Over there.
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Everyone's wishes come true but they all contradict each other and a big war starts and everybody gets killed.
I wish we'd had some more toast before the nukes killed us.
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06-29-2007, 07:27 AM
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Beamin' Demon
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: C&D HQ in London, Ontario, Canada
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*Schma-gwê* You got your toast but it was covered with toejam instead of strawberry jam... and you still got nuked.
I wish I had a new job.
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06-29-2007, 08:29 AM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
Posts: 6,086
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* jingle- jingle*
You now have a new job as Santa Clause I wish for 2 puppies
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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06-29-2007, 09:18 AM
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Unreliable Narrator
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Le Canada
Posts: 9,873
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*shlumpf*
You give birth to two healthy puppies. Congratulations! I wish that all the children in the world would sing in perfect harmony.
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Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right". |
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06-29-2007, 12:44 PM
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Playing character
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 7,472
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Plunk! Your wish is granted. The enormous volume of all the squeeking voices, exactly in phase, breaks all the windows in our solar system. The occupants of the Space Shuttle are not amused.
I wish I had my new website up and running. |
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06-29-2007, 02:39 PM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
Posts: 6,086
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*razzle -dazzle*
Your new website is up and running but it was mistaken for a female escort service. I wish for a quite evening
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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06-29-2007, 09:54 PM
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Playing character
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Netherlands
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Lol, years ago a colleague of mine told me I should check some of the links on my website. Instead of pointing to a boring page about lynx, a text browser, they suddenly pointed to a collection of porn sites, because the lynx webpage had been cancelled and someone else had taken the domain name.
Flunk! The magic I sent was confused by your misspelling of the word quiet, and you have quite an evening! I wish my next book to be a succes. |
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