Corrupt-A-Wish! - Page 21

Intrepid Homoludens · 02-22-2007, 03:46 PM

*ZZZZZZAP!!* Your number is drawn. You are now hundreds of millions of dollars richer, and as you cross the street on your way home from claiming your fortune you're suddenly the victim of a hit & run, thereby paralyzing you from the neck down for the rest of your life. But that's okay, isn't it, because you never have to work again and your fortune will help pay for your medical bills.

I wish I lived alone so I could hire a handsome, hunky, and generously well endowed male masseur for the night.

Squinky · 02-22-2007, 04:42 PM

*poink!* You live alone... in an extremely right-wing conservative town where you won't find a male masseur for miles and miles.

I wish I were a superhero.

LeisureSuitedLooney · 02-22-2007, 05:35 PM

*blerp*

Oh, yes, you are a superhero!! Welcome to stardom, Incontinence Man!!

I wish my neighbors would realize they are OTHERS living in the building and shut the F*** up every so often.

SoccerDude28 · 02-23-2007, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by LeisureSuitedLooney

*blerp*

Oh, yes, you are a superhero!! Welcome to stardom, Incontinence Man!!

I wish my neighbors would realize they are OTHERS living in the building and shut the F*** up every so often.

*ZEEEEEEEEEEEEK*

It's so quite, Crickets are chirping from your neighbors apartment every so ofter.
But then every so OTHER often, their noise levels are increased by 100 decibels that every piece of glass in your house shatters into small tiny bits and pieces.

I wish I could leave work early today.

tsa · 02-23-2007, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by SoccerDude28

I wish I could leave work early today.

Swosh! You are fired on the spot.

I wish I hadn't eaten so much yesterday.

bulldog · 02-23-2007, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by tsa

I wish I hadn't eaten so much yesterday.

*Twinkle*

You get a time machine to go back in time to undo yesterday but instead you unravel the space time continuum and we all cease living.

I wish for a cup of coffee

SoccerDude28 · 02-23-2007, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by bulldog

*Twinkle*

You get a time machine to go back in time to undo yesterday but instead you unravel the space time continuum and we all cease living.

I wish for a cup of coffee

*GAGONG*
You get a very hot cup of coffee....
spilled on your lap while you are driving.

I wish I had a nice big house, 1 cat, 5 million dollars, all the time in the world, and good health (no physical disabilities).

tsa · 02-28-2007, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by SoccerDude28

I wish I had a nice big house, 1 cat, 5 million dollars, all the time in the world, and good health (no physical disabilities).

Pajing! Suddenly you are a character in The Sims. Your 'creator' decides to lock you up in a room without doors or windows to see how you cope.

I wish i knew a wish.

Panthera · 02-28-2007, 11:37 PM

*Hu-zhaaa* Suddenly you think of the most perfect wish, a wish you know will create an uproar among the other forum members, but alas, it's no longer your turn to post, and before someone posts a new wish you can answer to, you've forgotten it..

I wish someone could create a post about which movies I should see this year..

SoccerDude28 · 03-01-2007, 10:15 AM

*Kaching*
the web gives birth to the best post ever about which movies you should see this year. The catch??? The post is in Klingon

I wish I can go in a time machine into the future and learn about our future. Probably in the process, seeing which stock will hit it big, so I can invest in it today.

Not A Speck Of Cereal · 03-01-2007, 08:09 PM

<reverb level="grand canyon">C#m6sus4aug9 chord<reverb>

But of course your wish is granted sire! You come back in time and invest heavily in that area, only to find that your investment events in the present changed the events of the future. The board loses majority holdings and folds, leaving you with empty paper.

I wish I had diversified before the tech stock bubble burst.

tsa · 03-13-2007, 02:28 PM

Pfwut! You've diversified now before the stock bubble burst. However, many other people also diversified, so the stock bubble didn't blow up so large and didn't burst. You make a nice profit, but not spectacular.

I wish I had the time and healthy body to do everything I want to do.

tsa · 05-13-2007, 03:10 AM

I wish somebody would corrupt my wish.

Lucien21 · 05-13-2007, 04:14 AM

*Fizzle*

Your Long lost unce dies leaving you a vast fortune and a book of magic. You cast the spell for a long life and a healthly body. After the smoke clears you Look in the mirror you see a healthly body of a teenage girl staring back.

I wish someone would Kill the Thread.

bulldog · 05-13-2007, 04:59 AM

*zzzzziiiinnnnnggg* your wish is granted

You get the bright idea to strap explosives to "the thread" and blow it to little pieces.

I wish to be smarter

tsa · 05-13-2007, 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucien21

*Fizzle*

Your Long lost unce dies leaving you a vast fortune and a book of magic. You cast the spell for a long life and a healthly body. After the smoke clears you Look in the mirror you see a healthly body of a teenage girl staring back.

I'd love to have a body like that.

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Originally Posted by bulldog

I wish to be smarter

Flup! Your wish is granted and you are the smartest peron around now. Everybody asks you questions, the answers to which are so blindingly obvious to you that you get mad at them. Eventually everybody hates you.

I wish I had a new job.

MoriartyL · 05-13-2007, 08:09 AM

You've been hired as a security guard for the least-used building in the world. Your contract stipulates that you remain alert at all times, and to enforce this there's a security camera watching you so that your employer will know when you're doing anything at all. If you are doing anything (sleeping obviously included), you don't get paid. Your contract also says that you've got this job for the rest of your life (20 hours a day), and you are forbidden (legally) to get any other job as long as it is in effect.

I wish there were a comic store near here.

tsa · 05-13-2007, 08:59 AM

You, sir, are cruel. But I'll get you back! I wave my little wand, and UCH!!! Now there is a comic store just 50 meters away from your place. Unfortunately, they only sell everything Bananaman.

Edit: oops, forgot the wish...

I wish I could quit this crappy security job! It drives me nuts!

MoriartyL · 05-13-2007, 10:01 AM

*grakowshee* A cliff appears nearby. So you certainly can quit now...
But otherwise, you're still stuck with the job.

I wish for the superpower to be able to give anyone I choose, temporarily, any superpowers which I think up and wish to give them.

tsa · 05-13-2007, 11:06 AM

Chnoinklablung! You have your superpower. You use it to make me temporarily invincible. I jump in the cliff, and everyone thinks I'm dead. My employer replaces me with... you! Since you were so conveniently close when I killed myself.

I wish there was a way out of this canyon I suddenly find myself in.

02-22-2007, 03:46 PM	#401
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	ZZZZZZAP!! Your number is drawn. You are now hundreds of millions of dollars richer, and as you cross the street on your way home from claiming your fortune you're suddenly the victim of a hit & run, thereby paralyzing you from the neck down for the rest of your life. But that's okay, isn't it, because you never have to work again and your fortune will help pay for your medical bills. I wish I lived alone so I could hire a handsome, hunky, and generously well endowed male masseur for the night. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

02-22-2007, 04:42 PM	#402
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	poink! You live alone... in an extremely right-wing conservative town where you won't find a male masseur for miles and miles. I wish I were a superhero. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

02-22-2007, 05:35 PM	#403
LeisureSuitedLooney Rabid Tasmanian Devil Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 1,158	blerp Oh, yes, you are a superhero!! Welcome to stardom, Incontinence Man!! I wish my neighbors would realize they are OTHERS living in the building and shut the F*** up every so often. Share Share this post on Twitter

02-28-2007, 11:37 PM	#409
Panthera female animal lover Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 1,480	Hu-zhaaa Suddenly you think of the most perfect wish, a wish you know will create an uproar among the other forum members, but alas, it's no longer your turn to post, and before someone posts a new wish you can answer to, you've forgotten it.. I wish someone could create a post about which movies I should see this year.. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Pennies are never the healthy end, risk all! The Panthera Effect If you can't beat Panthera, join Panthera.. My sporadically updated blogs: Animation enthusiast, Sci-fi enthusiast and Snark, pedantry and random geekery

03-01-2007, 10:15 AM	#410
SoccerDude28 Homer of Kittens Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: San Francisco, Bay Area Posts: 4,374	Kaching the web gives birth to the best post ever about which movies you should see this year. The catch??? The post is in Klingon I wish I can go in a time machine into the future and learn about our future. Probably in the process, seeing which stock will hit it big, so I can invest in it today. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ -------------------------------------------------- Games I am playing: Jeanne D'Ark (PSP) Firefox rules

03-01-2007, 08:09 PM	#411
Not A Speck Of Cereal The Major Grubert. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,570	<reverb level="grand canyon">*C#m6sus4aug9 chord*<reverb> But of course your wish is granted sire! You come back in time and invest heavily in that area, only to find that your investment events in the present changed the events of the future. The board loses majority holdings and folds, leaving you with empty paper. I wish I had diversified before the tech stock bubble burst. Share Share this post on Twitter

03-13-2007, 02:28 PM	#412
tsa Playing character Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	Pfwut! You've diversified now before the stock bubble burst. However, many other people also diversified, so the stock bubble didn't blow up so large and didn't burst. You make a nice profit, but not spectacular. I wish I had the time and healthy body to do everything I want to do. Share Share this post on Twitter

05-13-2007, 03:10 AM	#413
tsa Playing character Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	I wish somebody would corrupt my wish. Share Share this post on Twitter

05-13-2007, 04:14 AM	#414
Lucien21 Psychonaut Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 5,114	Fizzle Your Long lost unce dies leaving you a vast fortune and a book of magic. You cast the spell for a long life and a healthly body. After the smoke clears you Look in the mirror you see a healthly body of a teenage girl staring back. I wish someone would Kill the Thread. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!

05-13-2007, 04:59 AM	#415
bulldog Second Degree Black Belt Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,086	zzzzziiiinnnnnggg your wish is granted You get the bright idea to strap explosives to "the thread" and blow it to little pieces. I wish to be smarter Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky

05-13-2007, 08:09 AM	#417
MoriartyL Not like them! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Israel Posts: 2,570	You've been hired as a security guard for the least-used building in the world. Your contract stipulates that you remain alert at all times, and to enforce this there's a security camera watching you so that your employer will know when you're doing anything at all. If you are doing anything (sleeping obviously included), you don't get paid. Your contract also says that you've got this job for the rest of your life (20 hours a day), and you are forbidden (legally) to get any other job as long as it is in effect. I wish there were a comic store near here. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ -Mory My first game My second game My third game

05-13-2007, 08:59 AM	#418
tsa Playing character Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	You, sir, are cruel. But I'll get you back! I wave my little wand, and UCH!!! Now there is a comic store just 50 meters away from your place. Unfortunately, they only sell everything Bananaman. Edit: oops, forgot the wish... I wish I could quit this crappy security job! It drives me nuts! Share Share this post on Twitter

05-13-2007, 10:01 AM	#419
MoriartyL Not like them! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Israel Posts: 2,570	grakowshee A cliff appears nearby. So you certainly can quit now... But otherwise, you're still stuck with the job. I wish for the superpower to be able to give anyone I choose, temporarily, any superpowers which I think up and wish to give them. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ -Mory My first game My second game My third game

05-13-2007, 11:06 AM	#420
tsa Playing character Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	Chnoinklablung! You have your superpower. You use it to make me temporarily invincible. I jump in the cliff, and everyone thinks I'm dead. My employer replaces me with... you! Since you were so conveniently close when I killed myself. I wish there was a way out of this canyon I suddenly find myself in. Share Share this post on Twitter

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