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Old 02-12-2007, 05:47 AM   #321
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*BZZZZZT!!*

The thread destroys any hope of a good adventure game story ever again!

I wish all the snow would go away!!
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Old 02-12-2007, 07:50 AM   #322
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*thkthkthk* Hooray!- Global Warming has come.

I'd like the power to (at will) rewind my life by a half hour. Thank you.
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Old 02-12-2007, 08:02 AM   #323
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*chkfing* You can rewind, but you can only view the rewound part, not edit...

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Old 02-12-2007, 09:21 AM   #324
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Whoosh - you now have a six-pack of spark plugs for a BMW.


I wish I could eat anything without getting fat.
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Old 02-12-2007, 09:43 AM   #325
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*GLUGRAMAT!* All food now completely vanishes somewhere between your throat and your stomach. You will soon die of starvation, but hey!- at least you'll get to eat a lot of yummy food before you go.

I wish all web sites and other internet services stopped checking where you lived. The internet should be global!
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Old 02-12-2007, 08:24 PM   #326
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gnuuuuuUUUUUUUuuuuuuHA!

Web sites no longer sense location, which removes incentives for companies to be able to market to different sectors based on locale, sites stop generating revenue, and the web reverts to mid-90s level of value. :-p

I wish that early morning meeting I'd gotten up for had been canceled hours earlier rather than during my commute there.
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Old 02-13-2007, 02:16 AM   #327
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*bbbbbbbwwwwbbwbwbw* It was, but they just decided not to tell you until you were commuting... HAW HAW!


I wish that I got paid £0.01 every time someone clicked a mouse somewhere in the world
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Old 02-13-2007, 03:49 AM   #328
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*tinkle* The money you earn falls magically onto your head. The frequency of said money buries you within seconds, and doesn't show any signs of stopping soon -or ever, for that matter. You're sort of stuck at that spot. And anyone who tries to help out gets buried along with you. But hey!- this will be a famous landmark in the future!

I'd like for everyone to suddenly switch to Linux now.
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Old 02-13-2007, 04:49 AM   #329
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*xzxzxzxzx* Everyone switches to Linux, including old mainframes that are not supported on which banking details are held, etc. So the whole economy collapses and crawls to Bill Gates door to come and rescue them.

I wish that your girlfriend was hot like me
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Old 02-13-2007, 06:38 AM   #330
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*hahahahahahah* let me stop laughing before I grant your wish

*bling* *snicker,snicker,snort*

You are now hot like his girlfriend; you are now an old woman with hot flashes.


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Old 02-13-2007, 09:27 AM   #331
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*hahahahahahah* let me stop laughing before I grant your wish

*bling* *snicker,snicker,snort*

You are now hot like his girlfriend; you are now an old woman with hot flashes.


I wish for a new kitten
*KABLAM*
Here you go

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Old 02-13-2007, 10:01 AM   #332
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Fizzgig! There is no racism any more, but the Anti Everyone League is created just to have someone to hate

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Old 02-13-2007, 10:23 AM   #333
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*kmPOWWth* The next time you make a cup of tea, you will find it brewing yourself. It will not be pleasant.

I'd like to bring back all my dead cats, good as new and happy.
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Old 02-13-2007, 12:06 PM   #334
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*Fingle*

You bring back all your dead cats, and now the neighborhood knows you practice Necromancy. Good luck explaining THAT to the authorities!

I wish my flatulence smelled like minty freshness.
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Old 02-13-2007, 12:18 PM   #335
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*BURP!!* Granted. People compliment you now on your wonderfully scented farts, but you now have chronic bad breath that smells like the sewers, earning you the nickname of PottyMouthedLooney.

I wish I could afford to give all the women in my life each (including my friends here) a beautiful pair of Manolo Blahniks and something nice from Tiffany's, for Valentine's Day.
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Old 02-13-2007, 12:34 PM   #336
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*bang - wiz - zing*

Now you are the riches man in the whole world. You can now afford to give all the females in your life a pair of Manolo Blahniks and something from Tiffany's. The only down side is now you have 33, 000000, 369, 00000 marriage purpose’s.


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*bang - wiz - zing*

Now you are the riches man in the whole world.
I'm Bill Gates?

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You can now afford to give all the females in your life a pair of Manolo Blahniks and something from Tiffany's. The only down side is now you have 33, 000000, 369, 00000 marriage purpose’s.
O shit! My wife Melissa's gonna kill me!!

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I wish for a Valentine's Day snog
*KER-SSSSHHPLATT!!* Someone sneaks up behind you, grabs your ass, and then embraces you in the hottest, most erotic hug while nibbling on your neck and ear. You turn around to see who it is:

Spoiler:
It's George W. Bush in nothing but a hot pink edible thong.




I wish more Angelenos had I.Q.'s almost as high as the price of their Prada bags and outfits so I can at least have some kind of intelligent conversation with some of them.
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Old 02-13-2007, 01:58 PM   #338
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*Phhhhhffft!* Wish granted! But now your IQ has gone down to make up for their lack-there-of.

I wish the snow and rain would stop and the roads would clear up so I could go see my girlfriend.
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O shit! My wife Melissa's gonna kill me!!
You never told me anything about a wife….. did you forget to tell me something?


*KER-SSSSHHPLATT!!* Someone sneaks up behind you, grabs your ass, and then embraces you in the hottest, most erotic hug while nibbling on your neck and ear. You turn around to see who it is:[/QUOTE]
You were doing AWSOME until you got to the spoiler….. I think that I’m going to sit in a corner and rock back in forth until the image is released from my memory.


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Phantom] I wish the snow and rain would stop and the roads would clear up so I could go see my girlfriend.
*Winkle*
The roads are clear of rain and snow. The roads are now covered in Frogs.

I wish for a good song on the radio
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Old 02-13-2007, 03:13 PM   #340
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*BOOORAAAAAAAH*
Wish granted. You lose all musical taste. Now every single song to you sounds good.

I wish I can touch the moon.
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