11-25-2007, 08:21 AM | #1781 |
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Originally Posted by tsa View Post 1. That depends on who you ask and in what situation they're in at the moment you ask them. I asked you. (If you think it was a strange question, I have a particular piece of sheet music next to me here that inspired it.) OK, that's fair. I think yes, this is a wonderful world. There are so many different and very beautiful things to be found here. |
11-25-2007, 09:09 AM | #1782 |
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To entertain myself I've decided to pick three questions that I just felt like answering:
No, not really. I am of the opinion that because because the nucleotides in your DNA are arranged in an order that is similar to another person's, doesn't presuppose that one should have any feelings for said person. That said, I do love some of my family, more so when I see them infrequently. Nothing, I'm gay. Well, considering that whilst conversing with a friend, I once quite innocently said "My whore cousin got knocked up by a coloured man, and now has two bastard half-caste children." not realising that half those terms are now not considered 'proper' to be used, until he informed me that I should have said something along the lines of "My liberal cousin was impregnated by a black man, and now has two illegitimate mixed race children." You can probably gather my feelings on the matter. Princess Michael of Kent is more P.C. than I. (Due to the nature of my example I should stress, before somebody misunderstands me, I have nothing against miscegenation, just tramps who contribute to the moral breakdown of society by having children out of wedlock with, as the Americans say, 'deadbeat' men.)
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11-25-2007, 10:46 AM | #1784 |
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1. Research shows that Moose use the roads to hide from Predators. Bears can't drive so tend to avoid highways, prefering instead to congregate around picnic areas. Either that or he was meeting Rocky for coffee at Starbucks.
2. Who's there ! Bee ! Bee who ? Bee careful 3. None! They have to want to change. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Why is abbreviation such a long word? 2. To be or not to be? 3. Why 3 questions?
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11-25-2007, 10:47 AM | #1785 | ||
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2. Interrupting cow! 3. One to hold the person's clothes, and another to stop him/her from wriggling. Quote:
2. Alas, poor Yorick. 3. Because it's almost pi. *** 1. How do you define "love", anyway? 2. Is there a limit to how many people you can love at a given time? 3. A rabbi, a priest, and a mullah walk into a bar. Is this some kind of a joke?
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11-25-2007, 11:04 AM | #1786 | |
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1. it is an overdose of Phenylethylamine that makes normal people insane 2. Wiki says it is currently 620 in one day which is about 1 every 58 seconds. 3. Only if there is a duck involved. Then "put it on the bill" is the punchline. ------------------------------------------------------ Sorry don't have 3 questions
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11-25-2007, 12:02 PM | #1787 |
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1) Why don't you have three questions?
2) What comes after the word "trouble"? 3) What temperature is too low to wear shorts?
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11-26-2007, 01:09 AM | #1788 |
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11-26-2007, 06:00 PM | #1789 | |
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2. Based on whose moral viewpoint? Whichever country questions their own actions the least. 3. Uranus - You have the opportunity to broadcast a single video message to the entire world. It'll be played on every TV, news website, smoke signal, Amish flipbook, etc etc. 1. What would you say? 2. Would you care how you present yourself? Like wear something particular? Do up your hair? Adopt an imposing and villainous demeanor? 3. Nerd & geeks: What's the difference?
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11-26-2007, 06:23 PM | #1790 | |
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No, definitly not for the tabacco part. Everyone knows tabacco is really bad for you. To be really evil, you have to harm people while convincing them you're the best thing that ever happened to them. Hence, the soy industry, for example, is far more evil than the tabacco industry.
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2. Yes. 3. Nerds have to be smart. They're also supposed to be at least somewhat studious(though they don't have to be extremely studious like bookworms). Geeks only need to have hobbies, interests and manerism along the same lines as nerds; naturally this criterion is more important for determining a geek than a nerd. --- 1. What is the most evil charity you know of? 2. Butter, schmaltz, lard, tallow or margarine? 3. Cider, plum wine, mead or wolfberry wine? Last edited by undeaf; 11-26-2007 at 06:37 PM. |
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11-26-2007, 08:06 PM | #1791 |
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1. I'm going to sound like a complete ass for saying this, but beggars.
2. Whichever makes food the tastiest. 3. Je ne drink pas. *** 1. Do you ever find yourself accidentally spelling "tobacco" as "tabacco" as a direct consequence of hanging out on forums that Doug Tabacco administrates? 2. If a radio talk show announcer makes public remarks that are perceived as racist, is it fair to demand that he resign from said talk show, or should he have a right to free speech? 3. Pretend you're a woman, if you aren't one already. Under what circumstances would you have an abortion?
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11-26-2007, 08:24 PM | #1792 |
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1. Nope.
2. He maybe shouldn't have to resign, although free speech is usually for an individual, rather than a popular radio program. For example, saying I'm a communist (I'm not, by the way ) is fine, but using a radio program to insult anyone not communist would be slightly less forgiveable. 3. Getting pregnant would be enough to convince me. Whatever cause me less pain is the way to go. No questions, I'm afraid.
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11-27-2007, 08:12 AM | #1793 |
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Oh come on! That's the whole point, you answer the questions and write new ones. Sigh...
1. Do you prefer polygons or pixels? (Basically 3D or 2D) 2. What will be your New Year's Resolution? 3. Should people who don't write questions for the next person to answer be tarred and feathered by primates ala Monkey Island 3?
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11-27-2007, 01:42 PM | #1794 |
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1. No.
2. None. 3. N... Yes! --- 1. What would you do if I sang out of tune, would you stand up and walk out on me? 2. What can I do to make you happy? 3. Well, I heard about the fellow you've been dancing with, all over the neighborhood. So why didn't you ask me baby, or didn't you think I could?
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2. Hmmm... I'm pretty happy as it is. So I guess you've got it easy, because you don't need to do anything. I might be a little MORE happy with a new MacBook Pro, though... Hint hint. 3. I don't know who you've been talking to, but they're a liar! And I did ask you, didn't you get my message? I left it on the answer machine. Oh, but it was a bad connection, I bet that's why. Darn. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Why is this ^ called a carrot? It looks nothing like a carrot!! How many gigabytes is "enough" for your hard drive to have? Did you notice I didn't number my questions? (Hee hee!)
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2. At the moment, 100. 3. Yes I did. I was thinking about asking you to number your questions next time but then I thought: O well, I can answer them can't I? So there! Insert favourite separation line here 1. What am I good at? 2. What am I not good at? 3. What shall I do with my day off today? |
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2. I have every Wednesday off and I sometimes plan those. Yesterday I had to buy gifts for a party next Saturday. 3. Yes, we are recruiting people at work, so I see a lot of applicants. +--------+--------+--------+ 2. Do you like to try new types of food? 7. What would you do if a friendly-looking but clearly alien being called at your house? 0. Why is the last question always the most difficult to come up with? |
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11-29-2007, 12:57 AM | #1799 |
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0. I guess we can come up with one question off the top of our heads, and one more questions if we strain a little. A third is stretching it.
2. Absolutely not. 7. I'd invite him in for videogames. He might never have played any. ========================
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2. Depends if I felt I had a shot. If it were, say, a single zombie and I had a very heavy bat, sure. If it was a werewolf and I was armed with a salad bowl, I'm totally gone bye bye see you later (but hopefully not really see you later). 3. Is this apparently dead person a stranger? No, but then I wouldn't kiss a live stranger either. I don't normally kiss people/animals/fruit I don't know. ############################# Question the first: Would ye prefer to still use the word "ye" in today's world? The question following the first: Do you use spaces or underscores in your file names? Awesome Game.exe or Awesome_Game.exe? The final question of this particular post: If someone told you they were reliving the same day over and over (like in the movie Groundhog Day) would you believe them if they said the next five things you said at the exact same time you said them?
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