The Bizzaro Thread

Maquisard · 11-04-2006, 12:59 AM

Say the exact opposite of what you mean. You may even do odd things with grammar and sentence structure, if you wanna take it that far.

Example 1:

I don't want you know this, but I have nothing but utter contempt for all of you!

(meaning: I just want you to know, I love you guys!)]

Example 2 (more extreme):

sad are we?

(meaning: I am happy!)

I think, in the future, it'll be more fun if we leave the interpretation up to everyone else.

I'll start: What a bright day we're having!

AFGNCAAP · 11-04-2006, 01:12 AM

Bad thread. Not terrible, but stupid and boring compared to The word association game™, for example.

Hammerite · 11-04-2006, 01:53 AM

I really really hate this boy i know.

Lucien21 · 11-04-2006, 02:45 AM

Man what a great idea for a thread.

Maquisard · 11-04-2006, 02:50 AM

lover!

The Impostor · 11-04-2006, 04:29 AM

Hmm. No, I don't think I can do this.

rlpw · 11-04-2006, 06:30 AM

You are so not doing this! Me Am not doing either!

Flyboy · 11-04-2006, 09:12 AM

This isn't the least bit confusing.

RLacey · 11-04-2006, 09:14 AM

I love you all.

Giligan · 11-04-2006, 09:16 AM

I really love garlic.

Squinky · 11-04-2006, 10:34 AM

I really, really have complete and utter contempt for Lee in Limbo.

Hammerite · 11-04-2006, 10:35 AM

i am the funniest and greatest human on the face of Mars.

Maquisard · 11-04-2006, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RLacey

I love you all.

Oh yeah?! Well, we love you too!

_

RLacey

Giligan · 11-04-2006, 05:49 PM

I am really, really glad I don't live in Nassau.

rlpw · 11-04-2006, 07:26 PM

Me really care if Robsie loves I

Jelena · 11-05-2006, 03:54 AM

What a wonderful day!

RLacey · 11-05-2006, 04:01 AM

I just love writing essays!

Hammerite · 11-05-2006, 04:06 AM

Being single is the greatest thing evah!

RLacey · 11-05-2006, 04:07 AM

Actually, being single is terrible.

Hammerite · 11-05-2006, 04:12 AM

^ is really really correct

11-04-2006, 12:59 AM	#1
Maquisard Citizen of Bizarro World Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Htrae Posts: 4,219	The Bizzaro Thread Say the exact opposite of what you mean. You may even do odd things with grammar and sentence structure, if you wanna take it that far. Example 1: I don't want you know this, but I have nothing but utter contempt for all of you! (meaning: I just want you to know, I love you guys!)] Example 2 (more extreme): sad are we? (meaning: I am happy!) I think, in the future, it'll be more fun if we leave the interpretation up to everyone else. I'll start: What a bright day we're having! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem

11-04-2006, 01:12 AM	#2
AFGNCAAP Dungeon Master Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Poland Posts: 4,152	Bad thread. Not terrible, but stupid and boring compared to The word association game™, for example. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ What's happening? Wh... Where am I?

11-04-2006, 01:53 AM	#3
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	I really really hate this boy i know. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

11-04-2006, 02:45 AM	#4
Lucien21 Psychonaut Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 5,114	Man what a great idea for a thread. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!

11-04-2006, 02:50 AM	#5
Maquisard Citizen of Bizarro World Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Htrae Posts: 4,219	lover! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem

11-04-2006, 04:29 AM	#6
The Impostor Queen Of Charlatans' Web Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: ? Posts: 260	Hmm. No, I don't think I can do this. Share Share this post on Twitter

11-04-2006, 06:30 AM	#7
rlpw Creepy Father Figure Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Dammit! Posts: 5,107	You are so not doing this! Me Am not doing either! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The Nature Conservancy www.soulpancake.com www.ted.com Twitter

11-04-2006, 09:12 AM	#8
Flyboy Live Slow Die Old Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Mount Real Posts: 563	This isn't the least bit confusing. Share Share this post on Twitter

11-04-2006, 09:14 AM	#9
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	I love you all. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

11-04-2006, 09:16 AM	#10
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	I really love garlic. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski

11-04-2006, 10:34 AM	#11
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	I really, really have complete and utter contempt for Lee in Limbo. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

11-04-2006, 10:35 AM	#12
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	i am the funniest and greatest human on the face of Mars. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

11-04-2006, 05:49 PM	#14
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	I am really, really glad I don't live in Nassau. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski

11-04-2006, 07:26 PM	#15
rlpw Creepy Father Figure Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Dammit! Posts: 5,107	Me really care if Robsie loves I Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The Nature Conservancy www.soulpancake.com www.ted.com Twitter

11-05-2006, 03:54 AM	#16
Jelena Lazy Bee Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Sweden Posts: 7,518	What a wonderful day! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Temporary guest in your life

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11-05-2006, 04:01 AM	#17
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	I just love writing essays! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

11-05-2006, 04:06 AM	#18
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	Being single is the greatest thing evah! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

11-05-2006, 04:07 AM	#19
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Actually, being single is terrible. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

11-05-2006, 04:12 AM	#20
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	^ is really really correct Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!