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Old 10-11-2006, 12:43 PM   #201
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Dear Blog,

Mrs R would love it if Mr P would get off his ass and be passionate.

Oh and today is my Anniversary, 16 yrs today. Woohooo, I found someone who would put up with my sorry ass that long!!
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I'm going to order up a bunch of hot male escorts to show up at the Squink's house so to strap her to her bed and make mad passionate love to her all night. With wine and chocolates and everything.
Dear Bloggy-woggy,

I'm quite tittilated by the prospect, really. Hopefully, Trep won't be disappointed when he finds out that all I did with the hot male escorts was sit around and have enlightening conversations pertaining to interactive storytelling and gender issues with them.

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Old 10-11-2006, 01:13 PM   #203
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Dear Aggie,

Happy Anniversary wishes going out to rlpw and the missus.

Squinky played porn music for Silvsie and his new playmate. This amuses me greatly.

I took my wife, our girlfriend, and my band to see one of my very favourite local bands last night. The gig was a wee bit disappointing, but it was interesting. They had a guest musician sitting in with them, who is something of an unsung hero in the Canadian music industry, so even though he was kinda rough on stage, it was good, over all. Still, not the most impressive show I could have taken these people to see. Perhaps next week...

Today, I am playing early Peter Gabriel, shrugging off the last of this horrid flu I've been fighting with for the last couple of weeks, and feeling like I've shed a huge load of mental weight recently, since I started talking straight to people who really matter to me about how I've been feeling lately. One or two more hurdles to overcome, but I'm starting to clarify if not simplify my life, which is good.

Now if only I could get some writing and drawing done.

Thanks for listening,

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ETA: Aggie, is it wrong that I am considering showing up at Squinky's door in lieu of the escorts?
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Dear Aggie,

Happy Anniversary wishes going out to rlpw and the missus.

Squinky played porn music for Silvsie and his new playmate. This amuses me greatly.

I took my wife, our girlfriend, and my band to see one of my very favourite local bands last night. The gig was a wee bit disappointing, but it was interesting. They had a guest musician sitting in with them, who is something of an unsung hero in the Canadian music industry, so even though he was kinda rough on stage, it was good, over all. Still, not the most impressive show I could have taken these people to see. Perhaps next week...

Today, I am playing early Peter Gabriel, shrugging off the last of this horrid flu I've been fighting with for the last couple of weeks, and feeling like I've shed a huge load of mental weight recently, since I started talking straight to people who really matter to me about how I've been feeling lately. One or two more hurdles to overcome, but I'm starting to clarify if not simplify my life, which is good.

Now if only I could get some writing and drawing done.

Thanks for listening,

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Climbing up on Solsbury Hill
I could see the city light
Wind was blowing, time stood still
Eagle flew out of the night

Love that song and thanks for the heads up
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Happy anniversary to rlpw and his Saint of a wife that “put up” with him all this time.......... teehee
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No, no, not at all. You'd probably be able to carry on a much better conversation, anyhow. Just make sure you don't forget to bring chocolates.

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Dear Blogsie,

I forgot to mention that the escorts for the Squink each have Masters or PhDs. Thing is that they wanted a little spice in their lives so are moonlighting as gentlemen of the night. They could decorticate the most complex of topics for hours -- and they have excellent tantric sex techniques.

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Happy anniversary to rlpw and his Saint of a wife that “put up” with him all this time.......... teehee
Mrs R says Thank you but is yelling that she is getting nothing for the Anniversary. This will prob. lead to the ritual beating of Mr. P.
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Tell her if she doesn't like laundry, she should feel lucky you didn't get her in the family way, hehe.
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Deat Blogsie,

Please wish rlpw and Mrs. rlpw a...



happy adversary anniversary!

xoxo
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Love that song and thanks for the heads up
Peter Gabriel is one of my most important musical and lyrical influences, and that song is utterly untouchable.

Hope you and the missus have a great day.

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No, no, not at all. You'd probably be able to carry on a much better conversation, anyhow. Just make sure you don't forget to bring chocolates.

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Thank you, Aggie. The fact is, I would love little better than to bring chocolates and refreshments, and spend insane amounts of time chatting up the lady in question up. She's something else.

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I forgot to mention that the escorts for the Squink each have Masters or PhDs. Thing is that they wanted a little spice in their lives so are moonlighting as gentlemen of the night. They could decorticate the most complex of topics for hours -- and they have excellent tantric sex techniques.

xoxo
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Bah and fie, I say. Any PhDs and Masters who need excitement in their lives had best be about their business finding some, because I've got this matter well in hand. *snorts derisively whilst brushing up on his tantric breathing rituals*
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...I've got this matter well in hand...
Lucky hand.



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Tell her if she doesn't like laundry, she should feel lucky you didn't get her in the family way, hehe.
She got fixed a long time ago. I was to afraid of a mad doctor with a saw to get fixed myself.
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Your wife was neutered?!!
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Honey, they spay the females.
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Thank god it's only the females. Wouldn't want you to not be able spray, Jat.
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Your wife was neutered?!!
Everything sexual work on Mrs R except for Mr P.
And Mrs R says TY for the flowers
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I've always thought they should hire clowns to tie women's tubes, then they could have a little fallopian poodle or something. Would be cute.
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That sounds disturbing.
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That IS disturbing. And wrong. Oh so very wrong.

*goes off to scrub the image of little fallopian balloon animals out of his mind*
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