08-27-2006, 08:41 PM
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It's Hard To Be Humble
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Egads! So THAT's what I've been doing wrong all this time.
Wait. I'm not dead yet. I'm also not pregnant. Perhaps someone gave you bad advice. On my side however is the fact that I've never impregnated any of the women I have slept with. Hmmn. Reading that again, it sounds kinda fishy. Perhaps I should have that checked out. 'Always get that little complaint checked out. It could be a bigger problem than you think.' |
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08-28-2006, 12:01 AM
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Honestly, being organized isn't complicated... it's mainly a matter of willpower. Peace & Luv, Liz
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08-28-2006, 03:25 AM
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As a doctor's son I've always been told the following when I speak to my father about any complaint:
Just leave it alone and ignore it and it will get better by itself. The fact that this works the vast majority of the time is an interesting point to make. Disclaimer: Don't be stupid enough not to visit a doctor if you have a serious problem |
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08-28-2006, 03:38 AM
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Sex is fun but love lasts longer. If you love someone then it's enjoyable spending time with them whatever you're doing.
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08-28-2006, 02:23 PM
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It's Hard To Be Humble
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That said, it is rarely a good idea to try building a meaningful relationship with someone who is more sexually repressed than you. In my experience, long term relationships really can fall to pieces if you are sexually incompatible. It seems so callow, but I've been there more than a few times.
Don't grade them based on how many things they tell you right off the top they will or will not do behind closed doors. But definitely don't start picking out china patterns before you've figured out whether they're just playing coy or if they really do have serious hangups that are going to conflict with your desires later on. You cannot make a partner get over their issues. That can only happen on their time, if ever. And with that, I return this thread to its original, more philosphical bent. |
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08-28-2006, 02:34 PM
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The Threadâ„¢ will die.
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Never make gratuitous Harry Potter references if you don't want Squinky to reply.
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08-28-2006, 02:52 PM
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It's Hard To Be Humble
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(ETA: And besides, I've already told you that you have an attractive personality. That's grounds to suspend the former ruling until incompatibility is assured) (ETAA: And frankly, if you'd met me before I became a cynically jaded rock star, I probably could have given you a run for your money on the repressed thing. Late bloomer syndrome, to be sure) |
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08-28-2006, 02:56 PM
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Lovable rogue
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Maybe Squinky should hook up with Robsie.
*snigger*
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08-28-2006, 03:33 PM
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08-28-2006, 03:51 PM
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Roar?
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Yeah but how do you KNOW you have a serious problem unless you go to a doctor? "Doc, I think I have prostate cancer. Just a hunch I have." I'll never forget this time I was at the ER for lady problems (you don't want to know) and I heard this doctor tell the patient in a curtained room next to mine, "Ma'am, you're just fine. The x-ray just showed a lot of feces and gas built up in your intestines." I cringed for that poor woman. How embarrassing to think you're DYING and it turns out you just have to poop. |
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