08-06-2006, 06:51 PM
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In his own world now
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Pa, USA
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Paris hilton Celibate for a year
this shit is just too funny not to post.................
http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=229773>1=7703 i am going to start taking bets on how long before she is caught sucking another............
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08-06-2006, 07:01 PM
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In his own world now
Join Date: Mar 2006
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"I'm not having sex. ... I'll kiss, but nothing else" - Paris hilton
i rember hearing that from my girlfiend in the cutlass about a year ago.................what followed was one of the best blow jobs i have ever had, and sara kept to her word..............she only "kissed" me
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08-06-2006, 11:56 PM
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It's Hard To Be Humble
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
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I find it very difficult to believe that anyone wants to sleep with that scraggly tramp anyway, so a year off would be doing most of us a favour... although on second thought, her having sex with all of the men stupid enough to do so is definitely a public service, since they're all quite likely to catch venereal diseases so powerful that they will at very least become incapable of diluting the gene pool with their spawn anymore. Perhaps we should sign a petition to press Paris back into service.
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08-07-2006, 12:25 AM
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Chris Barraclough
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: London
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No more fuzzy green sex vids for a whole year? Aw shucks.
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08-07-2006, 12:38 AM
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Chris Barraclough
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: London
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I think I'd find it hard to even get it up while watching it, just cos I hate her so much. Her tits are kind of small too. Ahhh I love being a male chauvinist.
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08-07-2006, 12:57 AM
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Chris Barraclough
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: London
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Bit of a waste if it's gonna be growing cobwebs for a year then. I'm willing to bet it won't last though.
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08-07-2006, 01:25 AM
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Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
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God knows why I ever watched the Paris Hilton sex tape.
Sometimes my actions are even beyond me. This should be quite a feat, seeing as her legs can't even assume the closed position.
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08-07-2006, 04:02 AM
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kamikaze hummingbirds
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08-09-2006, 09:56 AM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
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Nobody will ever really know if she stopped or not. All we have is her word…. And in Hollywood what is that worth? Anyway back on topic…. the small family of elves that had set up a residence in her great abyss, got the word that she stopped having sex, and they decided to crawl to safety. Word has it that the oldest of the elves said that the bright lights hurt his eyes ……. More on that story on 11 o’clock news.
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08-09-2006, 02:20 PM
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Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
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Enjoy your venereal disease then.
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